legrope knots loosened , detergent on wax , fins farked with , wax on the car screen & mirrors , older dudes pissing on ya legs , nose twangs , dacked & wedged from behind when putting da chat on chicks , piss thrown in bags thru the dunny rafters when yer on the throne geez seen & felt lots Locky

BulldogPup said...

legrope knots loosened , detergent on wax , fins farked with , wax on the car screen & mirrors , older dudes pissing on ya legs , nose twangs , dacked & wedged from behind when putting da chat on chicks , piss thrown in bags thru the dunny rafters when yer on the throne geez seen & felt lots Locky

HAHAHAHA The fun of grommethood love it,
Here's a few more, shoved into a 44 gallon drum/bin and rolled down the boat ramp,
Vasso on the wax job, dacked (while free ballin)in front of a heap of chicks in the middle of the bay city plaza in geelong.
Dog turd smeared on my pushie hangers and seat, pushie thrown on top of the dunny roof.
My leggie tied to a red heelers dog collar then some prick razzes up the dog and throws a tennis ball across the car park.
A life time worth of "type writers" funny how they always waited till I was nice and sunburnt for that one.
Made to drink drity bong water or walk home
Dead rat shoved into the bottom of my back-pack
Giving one of the older crew money to buy a slab and always only getting 3 six packs
Wagged school to surf 4-6 perfection, droped in on one of the older crew so he rang the school and dobbed me in. ended up with 3 of the best in each hand for that one.
Grommet hood

BulldogPup said...

I had this white HG station wagon , you know the ones with the chrome hub caps - had this farken rotten smell coming from the front , putrid when I was driving .... opened the bonnet and checked everything , vents , air filter above the carbies farken everything for days into a week or so , even missed out on two roots coz the birds couldn't stand the pong anyway was going to footy on a saturday morning and there was a pile of blowflies on me front hubcap - maggots farken everywhere ... the bastards had put a big bag of raw prawn waste in the caps then put em back on - farken stink geez ..... also had chops stashed in the back under the seats although not as bad a stink as prawns or crabshells

Reminds me of once when me and the lads went searching for waves in the next town and ended up getting a fresh wax job on all the windows, but we saw the culprits speed off. About 3 months later the same car turned up at one of our local haunts. it was a stinking hot day, mid january-in vicco with a hot northely wind.
Because it was so hot these lads left there windows cracked about an inch down Payback....One of my mates found a runny dog turd that was flat like a pizza, covered it with a bit of sand, picked it up and slid it through the back window. then we sat watched and waited.[}:)][}:)]so funny watching 4 guys open up all doors to jump in and start dryreachin we never saw that car at any of our locals again.

We never got bashed or anything like above, but we knew our place in the lineup. Saw a few funny things but managed to avoid most myself.

And Locky, where the hell did you grow up. narabeen?

hey me pup love to ****** and young ******* mate