I'm 17 stone or 110 kg, I actually don't look it.
The obct nic is because the last time I had a medical checkup was the first time I had one that was around 3 years ago when I turned 55 and the doc told me that according to my weight/height I was obese.
I thought about saying to her at the time that I could probably do something about my weight but she was pretty much stuck for life with that rough head of hers but then I thought I had better lay off just in case she tells me out of spite that I have some sort of incurable form of clap.
They checked my cholesterol for the fist time and it was 2.7 so I was happy with that.
I really should go back there again because the main reason I went is because I reckon all blokes should have a regular prostate check after 50 but I was too gutless for 5 years.
I needn't have worried because in the end (pardon the pun) all she had me do was the blood test for PSA and I didn't cop the finger up the up the ring.

Then I got even more worried because I started to think "well what's wrong with my date? aren't I pretty enough??"

Sorry for the thread hijack but it is an important thing and I really should man up and go back for another test, so should all blokes of a certain age.