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Road Trip 7, score card the Good, the Bad the Ugly

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Created by obct 6 months ago, 19 May 2017
obct
NSW, 3331 posts
19 May 2017 3:20PM
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Lowest score is the winner

Day 1 morning sesh

Mac - 2 points for polishing a turd (caught styling on an ankle high wave by AlG and OB)

SA - 2 points, arrived late and did not go in for the morning sesh, Mac reported that it was because he was too scared of the massive waves

Pup - 2 points for commanding the high ground and not being a competent spotter

Vans - 2 points for taking out the recently recommissioned battleship Missouri and getting too many waves

AlG - 2 points for borrowing the battleship Missouri for a few waves

MR - 2 points for not being able to get here until tomorrow

MR - 2 points for not being here to defend himself against accusations that he would not be here until tomorrow

Lance - 2 points for doing a Micki Dora and attempting to behead AlG on a kick out

MR - 2 points because I'm doing the scoring

Mac - 2 points for saying AlG was polishing a turd by doing a stylish bottom turn, and then admitting under intense questioning that the bottom turn was actually required in that situation (shame on you Mac)

OB - 2 points for being a corrupt and biased score keeper

Well boys, by my calculations, looks like MR is coming dead last, might have know it

obct
NSW, 3331 posts
19 May 2017 3:27PM
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Day 2 afternoon sesh

OB - 2 points for not going out
Mac - 2 points for not going out
MR - 2 points for not being there to go out
Lance - 2 points for not being there to go out
AlG - 2 points for having a Nanna nap
SA - 2 points for excessive styling (the turd polishing rule)
Vans - 2 points for doing no styling
Pup - 2 points for staying at home to prepare our dinners for tonight (these point will be removed if none of up throw up after dinner)

MR is still looking like a major loser

surfanimal
NSW, 1524 posts
19 May 2017 9:24PM
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All seems fair; well played all.
Stumps called on Day 1.

The real winner on the day was McTavish who have seemingly lost their No 1 draft pick to the Manly Longboard Co.

Play will resume at 6am tmrw.

MichaelR
NSW, 669 posts
19 May 2017 10:27PM
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That score seems fair to me, I don't care because a) I have my boards back, b) I have my car back and c) I had a lovely 24 hours with my sons and grand daughter. Hence the reason I couldn't take a browneye photo and send it back to your farrkers for giving me the bird.

Just for that OB, I'm not going to let you ride my new girlfriend

surfanimal
NSW, 1524 posts
20 May 2017 3:55AM
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This could be the ugliest moment so far;

Junk Surf - Tick
Drop In - Tick
Collision Pending - Tick

Although Vanders did actually make a section and it could well have been the only section made by anyone during the entire session !

laceys lane
QLD, 16921 posts
20 May 2017 4:25AM
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good to see it doesn't matter who vanders is surfing with or where he is ,there will always be the drop in photo

vanders1
QLD, 3252 posts
20 May 2017 5:34AM
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^^^
Eat or be eaten, you of all people should relate to that mate.

And it it wasn't a drop in, I had to go around him.

vanders1
QLD, 3252 posts
20 May 2017 5:38AM
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I reckon it might be a late start for some of the crew this morning, there was some form last night with many of the recycling bins around the camp now full as a result

surfanimal
NSW, 1524 posts
20 May 2017 8:52AM
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Thankfully there were no tears but boy, it was a close thing !


Surf69
WA, 841 posts
20 May 2017 7:55AM
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CHAOS!! bahahaha

laceys lane
QLD, 16921 posts
20 May 2017 10:10AM
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Thankfully there were no tears but boy, it was a close thing !




SA, is that vanders on the red board- again

vanders1
QLD, 3252 posts
20 May 2017 10:47AM
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laceys lane said..

surfanimal said..
Thankfully there were no tears but boy, it was a close thing !





SA, is that vanders on the red board- again


It's called precision surfing.

laceys lane
QLD, 16921 posts
20 May 2017 10:53AM
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vanders1 said..

laceys lane said..


surfanimal said..
Thankfully there were no tears but boy, it was a close thing !






SA, is that vanders on the red board- again



It's called precision surfing.


obct
NSW, 3331 posts
20 May 2017 9:08PM
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Pup - gets 2 pegged back for making a top
feed last night

MR - 2 points for having an inadequate excuse for not being there ( some crap about family and broken cars, very unconvincing)

SA - 8 points for being the world foremost board whore with a more then just a touch of OCD (2 points for each board he bought)

SA - 2 additional points for bringing along the following: board stands, wax remover, board polishers

MR - 2 points because I want him to lose

Vanders - 2 points for scaring the AlG so much it took 3 of us to removes the wetsuits that sucked up into his freckle

AlG - 2 points for scaring Vanders so much it took 5 of up to remove the water ensuite that suck up into his freckle

MR - 2 points (I really really want him to lose )

climber - 2 points because he's got none so far and I'm pretty sure he just really sneaky and good at hiding

lance - 2 points ( another sneaky one)

OB - 28 points, for making a complete and utter mess of the best wave he got all weekend at back beach and completely rooted the second bottom turn

surfanimal
NSW, 1524 posts
20 May 2017 9:19PM
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obct said..

SA - 8 points for being the world foremost board whore with a more then just a touch of OCD (2 points for each board he bought)

SA - 2 additional points for bringing along the following: board stands, wax remover, board polishers

OB - 28 points, for making a complete and utter mess of the best wave he got all weekend at back beach and completely rooted the second bottom turn


Lol. You really are one of the funniest men ever.

The fact you paddled out and took off is legend Mr Silver Fox.


thePup
NSW, 12122 posts
20 May 2017 9:26PM
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Geez I reckon Al should get 2 off for landing a couple of real goods & copping a bit to get there

obct
NSW, 3331 posts
21 May 2017 10:27PM
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Back home at a proper computer now so I don't need to deal with preemptive text.

Final scores are in, the judges have reach a decision, no correspondence will be entered into:

for today

Climber - 16 points for borrowing my 10.2 for the last session, telling me you had never ridden a 10 footer, then riding it better than me (I told you he was sneaky)

The MILF in the blue bikini at Arra this morning with possibly the best boob job I have ever seen - 10 points, for giving me a chubby naughty lady

The chic from grafton of German decent in the tiny denim coloured bikini at Arra yesterday morning - 10 points for talking to MR but not to me

OBCT - 20 points for sexualising women with terrific boob jobs and tiny bikinis (shame on me)

MR - 20 points, because I'm sure he did something wrong today.

Vanders - 20 points for redefining the concept of the party wave

AlG - 20 points for getting more waves than me this morning

Pup - 10 points for polishing a turd (yes pup, I was there at daybreak looking at you doing a back-lay onto a wall, thought you'd gotten a way with it didn't you old son?)

SA - 10 points for his pathetic attempt to hide his agonisingly painful back and shoulders ( I have spy's everywhere SA , don't I climber )

MR - 2 points (just to make dead sure he loses)

Lance - 2 points (he too nice, we need to knock it out of him somehow)

Lance - 4 points, because I don't like your hat and you need more points so that the lady with the nice boobies can win

Mac - 10 points for trying to steal my hoody all friday night

Okay, let's do these sums to see who this useless loser is (I so pity MR )

Highest score loses, lowest score wins:

MILF with nice titties - 10

Young Chic with poor taste in men - 10

Lance - 10

Pup - 12

Mac - 16

Climber - 18

Vanders - 26

AlG - 26

MR - 32

OB - 52 WTF how could I possibly lose it was rigged, I demand a recount

Oh well, at least the nice boobies won



Al G
NSW, 4466 posts
22 May 2017 7:38AM
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Thankfully there were no tears but boy, it was a close thing !




I had to apply the handbrake at that stage,I saw the big V train coming at me with those hunting eyes

Al G
NSW, 4466 posts
22 May 2017 7:44AM
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surfanimal said..


obct said..

SA - 8 points for being the world foremost board whore with a more then just a touch of OCD (2 points for each board he bought)

SA - 2 additional points for bringing along the following: board stands, wax remover, board polishers

OB - 28 points, for making a complete and utter mess of the best wave he got all weekend at back beach and completely rooted the second bottom turn




Lol. You really are one of the funniest men ever.

The fact you paddled out and took off is legend Mr Silver Fox.





Yep,I agree,Don't forget to give yourself extra points Ob for the magnificent right hander "cruising soul arch manoeuvre" that was one that wasn't performed by anyone else over the weekend,I seen it,very cooooool

Al G
NSW, 4466 posts
22 May 2017 7:51AM
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thePup said..
Geez I reckon Al should get 2 off for landing a couple of real goods & copping a bit to get there




At least 2 off Pup for getting stuck on the sandbank for almost half an hour that's about how long it felt like

vanders1
QLD, 3252 posts
22 May 2017 8:42AM
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Al G said..

thePup said..
Geez I reckon Al should get 2 off for landing a couple of real goods & copping a bit to get there





At least 2 off Pup for getting stuck on the sandbank for almost half an hour that's about how long it felt like


That's about how long it was, we were just sitting there saying "those poor b@stards are doing it tough!!!!"

thePup
NSW, 12122 posts
22 May 2017 9:25AM
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obct said..
Back home at a proper computer now so I don't need to deal with preemptive text.

Final scores are in, the judges have reach a decision, no correspondence will be entered into:

for today

Climber - 16 points for borrowing my 10.2 for the last session, telling me you had never ridden a 10 footer, then riding it better than me (I told you he was sneaky)

The MILF in the blue bikini at Arra this morning with possibly the best boob job I have ever seen - 10 points, for giving me a chubby naughty lady

The chic from grafton of German decent in the tiny denim coloured bikini at Arra yesterday morning - 10 points for talking to MR but not to me

OBCT - 20 points for sexualising women with terrific boob jobs and tiny bikinis (shame on me)

MR - 20 points, because I'm sure he did something wrong today.

Vanders - 20 points for redefining the concept of the party wave

AlG - 20 points for getting more waves than me this morning

Pup - 10 points for polishing a turd (yes pup, I was there at daybreak looking at you doing a back-lay onto a wall, thought you'd gotten a way with it didn't you old son?)

SA - 10 points for his pathetic attempt to hide his agonisingly painful back and shoulders ( I have spy's everywhere SA , don't I climber )

MR - 2 points (just to make dead sure he loses)

Lance - 2 points (he too nice, we need to knock it out of him somehow)

Lance - 4 points, because I don't like your hat and you need more points so that the lady with the nice boobies can win

Mac - 10 points for trying to steal my hoody all friday night

Okay, let's do these sums to see who this useless loser is (I so pity MR )

Highest score loses, lowest score wins:

MILF with nice titties - 10

Young Chic with poor taste in men - 10

Lance - 10

Pup - 12

Mac - 16

Climber - 18

Vanders - 26

AlG - 26

MR - 32

OB - 52 WTF how could I possibly lose it was rigged, I demand a recount

Oh well, at least the nice boobies won






hahahaha mmmmmm yer I thought no-one had seen my cameo as Trevor Hendy ..... landed a bomb from the point , big fade left buried the rail to Davy Jones doorstep to get the bottom turn in & somehow found myself seated & my back cushioning the face of the wave ..... managed to get back up & rip into it again ... farken unreal shoulda been a beerfine for smartarse

MichaelR
NSW, 669 posts
22 May 2017 10:29AM
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So by my reckoning OB, seeing as how I only got 2 points for not being there Friday, and all the other points were "I just want MR to lose" it looks like I actually win, because there were no real points added, just those you decided I needed because you said so. So who's the sneaky carnt now eh?

That young lady of German descent was lovely, I wish she had have put more clothes on, and taken the hardware out of her nose, but she was nice. Had I been less tired than I was, I may have offered here a ride.... on my 10 footer....
seeing as how she and her friend only had one board between them.

PUP - Send me some artwork from those posters. Might print a couple up.

thePup
NSW, 12122 posts
22 May 2017 10:55AM
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Flick me your email addy Michael and I'll send what were here for you very easy

Will fool around a bit with some designs for the upcoming Greenroom Roadtrip 8 (festival of boardporn maaaaate) .....

climber
NSW, 978 posts
22 May 2017 11:07AM
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obct said..
Back home at a proper computer now so I don't need to deal with preemptive text.

Final scores are in, the judges have reach a decision, no correspondence will be entered into:

for today

Climber - 16 points for borrowing my 10.2 for the last session, telling me you had never ridden a 10 footer, then riding it better than me (I told you he was sneaky)

The MILF in the blue bikini at Arra this morning with possibly the best boob job I have ever seen - 10 points, for giving me a chubby naughty lady

The chic from grafton of German decent in the tiny denim coloured bikini at Arra yesterday morning - 10 points for talking to MR but not to me

OBCT - 20 points for sexualising women with terrific boob jobs and tiny bikinis (shame on me)

MR - 20 points, because I'm sure he did something wrong today.

Vanders - 20 points for redefining the concept of the party wave

AlG - 20 points for getting more waves than me this morning

Pup - 10 points for polishing a turd (yes pup, I was there at daybreak looking at you doing a back-lay onto a wall, thought you'd gotten a way with it didn't you old son?)

SA - 10 points for his pathetic attempt to hide his agonisingly painful back and shoulders ( I have spy's everywhere SA , don't I climber )

MR - 2 points (just to make dead sure he loses)

Lance - 2 points (he too nice, we need to knock it out of him somehow)

Lance - 4 points, because I don't like your hat and you need more points so that the lady with the nice boobies can win

Mac - 10 points for trying to steal my hoody all friday night

Okay, let's do these sums to see who this useless loser is (I so pity MR )

Highest score loses, lowest score wins:

MILF with nice titties - 10

Young Chic with poor taste in men - 10

Lance - 10

Pup - 12

Mac - 16

Climber - 18

Vanders - 26

AlG - 26

MR - 32

OB - 52 WTF how could I possibly lose it was rigged, I demand a recount

Oh well, at least the nice boobies won







16 points ... geez OB harsh ..yep I was sneaky though .. but thank you for the loan .. had a ball on it ... firkin funny when I got on given the biggest ever i had ever ridden was my 9.3 ... far out it paddles well and you can just walk around on it ..great way to finish what was a simply brilliant weekend .. MR ..that last wave was a winner !

(SA ... the clip is awesome ..thanks heaps)

(PS .. flattened the battery in my computer googling 10ft boards last night )

Al G
NSW, 4466 posts
22 May 2017 1:20PM
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Yeah Climber,get a 10 footer you'll love it

climber
NSW, 978 posts
22 May 2017 2:01PM
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Al G said..
Yeah Climber,get a 10 footer you'll love it


Stop it AL G .... I can now see that it was a plot between you,, Vanders, MR and OBCT ... Vanders pays out on me for missing a wave and tells me there is an "11'11" on the roof", you chip in with "do you want a 25hp outboard to help you today" .... OB then lets me ride his board, MR trims one down the line in front of me (so nicely done too) and you chime back in with "you'll love it" .......... flipping conspiracy ....................

Al G
NSW, 4466 posts
22 May 2017 2:08PM
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climber said..

Al G said..
Yeah Climber,get a 10 footer you'll love it



Stop it AL G .... I can now see that it was a plot between you,, Vanders, MR and OBCT ... Vanders pays out on me for missing a wave and tells me there is an "11'11" on the roof", you chip in with "do you want a 25hp outboard to help you today" .... OB then lets me ride his board, MR trims one down the line in front of me (so nicely done too) and you chime back in with "you'll love it" .......... flipping conspiracy ....................


Join the club mate,you're welcome anytime



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