................... is on his way






Geez the elves look farking magnificent











but I tell ya if the frothing old bastard touches my nuts again I'm gunna bite that fat ponce cat of his getcha farken hands away from me jewels dude I'll drop my guts I farken will !!!! (one of them silent but catastrophically violent ones)




........ sigh ......


So without further adieu ..... I will take this moment to bless each of you my apostles (geez I sound like farken Asea ) .... may you have a shizz hot Exxy , have a surf (carn huey bring it dude) get a nice root / jobby , get wonderfully pissed ..... but above all please make sure you come back here (so I can beerfine the bastard out of yaaaaaaaaaaaa)

Three cheers for the Greenroom legends ... all of youse froffed up farkers !!!!!


Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa



Love from daPup

merry christmas all you long boarding dreamers

Merry Xmas lads

Have a good day chaps. Hope Santa was good to you

Santa brought me a few very noice waves early on this morning ..... he also blessed me with a certain smoking hot German chickybabe (just us two out couldn't believe my frothed up luck hahahaha ) for an hour's company .... thought I'd died & gone to perve heaven my godski what a figure did I tell youse I lerve chick's boyleg wetties

Sadly on two fronts .... the wave tap shut by 7 ..... and the chickybabe had a hungover BF who stayed home in bed the softcock lucky farking softcock who I now hate thought I was in like sausages & beers at a BBQ for a weee bit

Well anyway - merry xmas to youse





PS ....... hey Asea >>>>>>> get a big fat sweet smooth skinned 100% certified organic Mango up you champion