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utcminusfour

810 posts

utcminusfour

810 posts

9 Sep 2021 9:37pm

I have been getting pole dancer a lot lately. I think it's really funny. I just would love to have a reply.

KDog

379 posts

KDog

379 posts

9 Sep 2021 11:03pm

utcminusfour said..
I have been getting pole dancer a lot lately. I think it's really funny. I just would love to have a reply.

Can't believe people still throw names like that around especially with all sorts of weird water sports going on. But back when we would get that our reply was Tea Bagger to those who boosted big airs in crowds.

WillyWind

595 posts

WillyWind

595 posts

10 Sep 2021 12:17am

Kitetard but i think it should be used as a last resort. Reactions to the moniker may vary.

utcminusfour

810 posts

utcminusfour

810 posts

10 Sep 2021 1:15am

It's all in good fun in my crowd. So I won't be using kitetard! I do have a good use for Tea Bagger, this one guy needs to be a bit more careful with his airs.

Grantmac

2389 posts

Grantmac

2389 posts

10 Sep 2021 7:21am

Dangler

OldGuy3

165 posts

OldGuy3

165 posts

10 Sep 2021 7:41am

El Kita. Most kiters are cool and respectful. It's the few that are the terrorist on the water that jump upwind of you and try landing on you. Uncontrolled launch or retrieval that causes an issue with other people enjoying the beach.

Subsonic

3427 posts

Subsonic

WA, 3427 posts

10 Sep 2021 7:57am

Teabagger is the standard response round here.

Alternatively just buy them a round of Bacardi Breezers (or whatever the standard teeny/girls night out drink is where you are) after sailing. Make sure you've got yourself a beer though.

DavMen

NSW

1510 posts

DavMen

NSW, 1510 posts

10 Sep 2021 10:26am

coiter

Dan133

51 posts

Dan133

51 posts

10 Sep 2021 8:28am

Maybe some others
Paddleboard..dipstick
Surfboard..your stick
Female surfer..joy on a stick
Snowboarder...w##ks on planks
Skier..Pricks on sticks
Bodyboard..doormat..shark biscuit
Canoe..goatboat
I'm sure there's more..suggestions for a wing maybe
Not here to offend as I'm guilty of most of these..including poledancing

Maddlad

937 posts

Maddlad

WA, 937 posts

10 Sep 2021 8:40am

I call them pantyliners, coz the kite looks like one.

hardpole

609 posts

hardpole

WA, 609 posts

10 Sep 2021 9:00am

Puppets . All those strings.

Sandman1221

2776 posts

Sandman1221

2776 posts

10 Sep 2021 9:39am

Swingers!

Sandman1221

2776 posts

Sandman1221

2776 posts

10 Sep 2021 10:51pm

Hangers

BullroarerTook

316 posts

BullroarerTook

316 posts

11 Sep 2021 1:56am

Dopes on ropes

Sandman1221

2776 posts

Sandman1221

2776 posts

11 Sep 2021 10:04am

BullroarerTook said..
Dopes on ropes

Good one!

Kernowboy

28 posts

Kernowboy

28 posts

19 Sep 2021 9:48am

Not homophobic, but gays on trays gets a giggle

Shlogger

551 posts

Shlogger

551 posts

21 Sep 2021 10:46pm

String Puppet.
Locally we call them Trash Pandas. ;)

John340

QLD

3428 posts

John340

QLD, 3428 posts

22 Sep 2021 7:52am

Tea bagger if they know what they are doing and look before they leap.

Dickhead if they don't.

sunsetsailboards

531 posts

sunsetsailboards

531 posts

23 Sep 2021 12:31am

ktes:
aggressive danglers
dopes on ropes
windsurfing... no strings attached

windsurfers: pole jammers, slappers,

SUP... janitors of the sea, oarons

wingers: spongy/spongers

thedoor

2506 posts

thedoor

2506 posts

23 Sep 2021 2:59am

sunsetsailboards said..
ktes:
aggressive danglers
dopes on ropes
windsurfing... no strings attached

windsurfers: pole jammers, slappers,

SUP... janitors of the sea, oarons

wingers: spongy/spongers

Pretty certain sponger is taken by bodyboarders

Maddlad

937 posts

Maddlad

WA, 937 posts

23 Sep 2021 8:25am

thedoor said..

Pretty certain sponger is taken by bodyboarders

I always thought bodyboarders were called meat trays.. :D

WillyWind

595 posts

WillyWind

595 posts

23 Sep 2021 9:35am

I call wingers butterflies because they look like butterflies when they pump and also they love to change direction all the time (have you see haw butterflies fly?). Kiters as mosquitoes.

thedoor

2506 posts

thedoor

2506 posts

23 Sep 2021 10:23am

Maddlad said..

thedoor said..

Pretty certain sponger is taken by bodyboarders

I always thought bodyboarders were called meat trays.. :D

shark biscuits

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Clue Thirst

74 posts

Clue Thirst

WA, 74 posts

23 Sep 2021 10:55am

Soak on a rope?

warwickl

NSW

2360 posts

warwickl

NSW, 2360 posts

23 Sep 2021 8:23pm

Highly skilled progressive guys that moved to the next level then discovered windwing

elmo

8896 posts

elmo

WA, 8896 posts

24 Sep 2021 11:26am

Slatibartfarst

philn

1116 posts

philn

1116 posts

25 Sep 2021 6:53pm

Dan133 said..

Bodyboard..doormat..shark biscuit

As kids we used to call bodyboarders "speed bumps"

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