windtechno said...if the shark shield worked we would all be useing them. but i dont think a great wight will care whats in its path when it's hungry and see's a nice juicy windsurfer water starting.
plus i really think they attract sharks by the electrical pulses they put off. Sharks are very sensitive. they can pick up noises miles away and they will know your there even more, with that dangely thing on ya leg letting off pulses.
lol, the shark shields arnt meant to represent somebody whacking a 30 ft great white with their paddle, its closer to a coppers taser gun, except the closer you get to the source the more ****ed you get. Its meant to cause muscle spasms. Tottally derail all thoughts.
Example; Jessica Simpson Tasers you while your in bed, no longer wanting to **** her, or even go ****en near her. Unless you wanna get tasered again, and the process will repeat itself until you learn that its not jessica simpson that you want, but jessica alba with the paddle.
^ stupidest example ever
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