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Hi GW,

Have you been taking windsurfing lessons from John Kerry?

Great to see you have your retirement activities planned out, though I thought there was reasonably good windsurfing on the gulf coast of Texas.

I know lots of people think you are an idiot or incompetant. However I am sure you are a good bloke and would be good company with a beer in hand as the snags are cooking on the barbeque.


Anyway I remember sailing at Lancelin around 10 years ago and that had nice waves but I think its more than 50ks away. I thought WA people didn't blink at driving 500 kms.

On any given windy day should you spot a ladden windsurfing van/car...follow it and you may get lucky.
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