To take advantage of the strong Aussie dollar, and the discounted windsurfing equipment available in the U.S.A., and too avoid the exorbitant transport costs due to oil prices etc, I have decided I will fly my hot air balloon stateside to fill windsurfing orders

. Please send me a list of the equipment you would like and cash and i will collect the kit for you

I also require a crew member to help man my hot air balloon and will be taking applications. Please include any and all relevant qualifications you may have

(hot air balloon experience not required).
You might also want to let your mum now you wont be home for dinner. We leave next tuesday!
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