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JESUS
JESUS
WA
150 posts
WA, 150 posts
2 Apr 2007 9:34pm
Forecast for Sunday looks unreal big wind and big swell. But I gotta big weekend coming up.
Going fishing on Friday, Red wine tasting that night
and then finishing off some wooden things these guys from Rome have asked me to make (being a carpenter)Huge Kite frames I think.
Then the guys from Rome are going to take me out for a surprise. Sunday going to do some cave exploring. Hope to get back in time for a sail. Gotta go down to Bunnings and get some 6 inch nails.
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
3 Apr 2007 8:48am
it must be tough being jesus?
nebbian
nebbian
WA
6277 posts
WA, 6277 posts
3 Apr 2007 9:14am
Waterstarting would be like beachstarting though...
DavMen
DavMen
NSW
1510 posts
NSW, 1510 posts
3 Apr 2007 11:50am
quote:
Originally posted by JESUS

Gotta go down to Bunnings and get some 6 inch nails.



Sounds like some serious piercings planed.
I'd get some surgical grade stainless steel nails - don't want any nasty infections.
By the way I prefer nine inch nails NIN.

DaveMen
Pugwash
Pugwash
WA
7733 posts
WA, 7733 posts
3 Apr 2007 11:52am
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sick_em_rex
sick_em_rex
NSW
1601 posts
NSW, 1601 posts
3 Apr 2007 2:32pm
Jesus walks into a hotel and goes up the check in counter and plonks 3 nails down on it, saying "can you put me up for the night?"
sinker
sinker
WA
255 posts
WA, 255 posts
3 Apr 2007 3:20pm
quote:
Originally posted by nebbian

Waterstarting would be like beachstarting though...



(finally got that one..)

Isn't crashing be a lot more painful too??
nebbian
nebbian
WA
6277 posts
WA, 6277 posts
3 Apr 2007 4:26pm
Hey Sinker,

I think the bible only talks about how he floats with feet downward, not feet upward... could be pretty funny though.

Hey on Saturday I missed yet another gybe, however this time I actually bounced a couple of times before sinking... I must be getting a bit quicker in 'mid-corner'

P.S. Loved your Haiku, I'm too inept to follow that with anything remotely sensible
sinker
sinker
WA
255 posts
WA, 255 posts
3 Apr 2007 7:05pm
Ahhh thanking very much Glasshopper

plactise make perfect..!!
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
3 Apr 2007 10:32pm
He's not the Messiah. He's just a naughty boy.
woody46
woody46
WA
78 posts
WA, 78 posts
5 Apr 2007 6:16am
why was Jesus not born in the kite surfing fraternity?
becos they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin
MikeyS
MikeyS
VIC
1509 posts
VIC, 1509 posts
5 Apr 2007 9:10am
Jesus, Jesus. Oh sorry to blaspheme. I mean, crickey, Jesus. It sure is lucky you're actually Jesus. An imposter would surely be condemned to an eternity of foul smelling, 5 knot winds in the fires of hell.
Happy resurrection!
Gestalt
Gestalt
QLD
14968 posts
QLD, 14968 posts
5 Apr 2007 2:36pm
quote:
Originally posted by woody46

why was Jesus not born in the kite surfing fraternity?
becos they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin



now that's gold....!
sinker
sinker
WA
255 posts
WA, 255 posts
5 Apr 2007 10:46pm
quote:
Originally posted by woody46

why was Jesus not born in the kite surfing fraternity?
becos they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin



Thats a bit unfair Woody, I mean I agree with the 3 wise men bit, but I'd say the majority of them are still virgins
RedJimi
RedJimi
QLD
36 posts
QLD, 36 posts
7 Apr 2007 5:24pm
Hey guys, can I ask why it is so cool to bag Jesus? How many of us would cop being hung up on some nine-inch nails for someone else?
sick_em_rex
sick_em_rex
NSW
1601 posts
NSW, 1601 posts
7 Apr 2007 5:44pm
RedJimi, not all of us believe in religion so we are entitled to our opinions on the subject. Don't try and turn a fun thread into something as serious as what you are asking.
RedJimi
RedJimi
QLD
36 posts
QLD, 36 posts
7 Apr 2007 6:07pm
Sick em - You most certainly are entitled to your opinion. As am I.
I just wanted to ask an honest question.
sick_em_rex
sick_em_rex
NSW
1601 posts
NSW, 1601 posts
7 Apr 2007 6:09pm
not here though, go to a religous forum.
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