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theDoctor
theDoctor
NSW
5786 posts
NSW, 5786 posts
16 Dec 2012 2:05am

Default; the sweetest word in the english language....


Last one before the end of the world...?



terminal
terminal
1421 posts
1421 posts
15 Dec 2012 11:28pm




Hey boss! Are you sure you evolved from this pain-in-the-ass?

terminal
terminal
1421 posts
1421 posts
15 Dec 2012 11:30pm


You lick it seductively and then slide your mouth on and off it.

NO BITING!

When you've got that right, we'll move on to the real thing.

elmo
elmo
WA
8894 posts
WA, 8894 posts
16 Dec 2012 12:29am
Bloody Ranga's, ya just can't get away from them
PhilSWR
PhilSWR
NSW
1104 posts
NSW, 1104 posts
16 Dec 2012 9:25am




"Constipation hey? Tough break kid. But ya lucky, as bananas are a natural laxative. Now where did I leave the KY?"


pweedas
pweedas
WA
4642 posts
WA, 4642 posts
16 Dec 2012 3:48pm
theDoctor said...


Default; the sweetest word in the english language....


Last one before the end of the world...?






In the final hours of civilisation as we now know it, thedoctor decides to reveal himself with a snapshot from his family album.
Presenting,..thedoctor and his dog.
MikeyS
MikeyS
VIC
1509 posts
VIC, 1509 posts
16 Dec 2012 7:00pm
"Kevin, ol' mate, I've done this to you once before, metaphorically speaking, and I know it smarted a bit, but let's try it for real this time."
Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
VIC, 1580 posts
16 Dec 2012 7:12pm






the Animal Kingdom taking the piss out of our Polies....

"Now, Tony.... .....come clean, you dog!
I know it was you that chucked this out in front of me, that day on the lawn"

......




elmo
elmo
WA
8894 posts
WA, 8894 posts
16 Dec 2012 4:14pm
Ya may be a bit of a dog, but after a few more banana's I won't care
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
17 Dec 2012 2:06pm
Dont worry Rex, the Fire Department are coming to get your owner down from those power lines...It was a nice boost.
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
17 Dec 2012 8:37pm


" no I certainly do not want to play theDoctor and nurses game with you"

Sailhack
Sailhack
VIC
5000 posts
VIC, 5000 posts
17 Dec 2012 9:43pm
Hey kid - here, relax, sit back and have a banana and I'll tell you all about my old side kick...you might have heard of him, a young fella went by the name of Clint Eastwood.
Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate
SA
3591 posts
SA, 3591 posts
17 Dec 2012 10:43pm


After the Las Vegas scandal, Price Harry found it difficult convincing high class escorts to "party' with him.
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7285 posts
WA, 7285 posts
17 Dec 2012 8:45pm
Mark _australia said...
I've had twins in the sack, was a really good night but I was sore afterwards too.
Can only imagine how quads was.




He was sore ! - how do think we felt ?

Me mate Bluey here still can't look at a banana without the painful memories coming back.
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7285 posts
WA, 7285 posts
17 Dec 2012 8:52pm
Seabreeze moderator's christmas party

Sos, anyway I says to him lets set up a system that automatically red thumbs Mark-Australia, and hes says yeah, but what about the nun ! - arrrgh its a craker isn't it, you really had to have been there.

Security - help security.

Who is this ape anyway. Must be from the SUP forum I suppose.





Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7285 posts
WA, 7285 posts
17 Dec 2012 8:56pm


Opposable thumb you see. Yep, right there, you see that. Jussst like that mmmmmm.

Yep Doggie, you might be able to lick your own balls, but you haven't evolved to nothing 'till you've tried the opposable thumb
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7285 posts
WA, 7285 posts
18 Dec 2012 3:45pm
So bitch, I hear you're looking for a ladies boom ?


The Severne Gorilla - so good it sells itself.
albers
albers
NSW
1739 posts
NSW, 1739 posts
18 Dec 2012 9:14pm


"I won't even look at a banana until you get rid of the stringy bits!"
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
18 Dec 2012 10:30pm

The development of the bacon flavoured banana hadn't progressed as well as hoped!!!
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
19 Dec 2012 1:56am


Look I'm sorry allright? I know I did say "Scmacko" which this plainly isn't but I just love to see the way your face lights up.
I promise next time it'll be a Schmacko for real.
hamburglar
hamburglar
ACT
2174 posts
ACT, 2174 posts
19 Dec 2012 8:08am
i so bone
you say banana
i say walk
you say wander
anything you can say i can say better anything you can ............................




NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
21 Dec 2012 3:45pm


This is a banana
The only fruit that matters
You can hold in your hand
Or stick it up you clacker
theDoctor
theDoctor
NSW
5786 posts
NSW, 5786 posts
24 Dec 2012 3:30am







Well the world didn't end...

Looks like going bananas at harvey norman on the pay nothing till january 2013 sale wasn't quite a genius move afterall....

In all the caption comps so far, has the first entry ever won...?

Cause this time the winner is terminal




terminal
terminal
1421 posts
1421 posts
24 Dec 2012 2:00am
theDoctor said...

Well the world didn't end...

Looks like going bananas at harvey norman on the pay nothing till january 2013 sale wasn't quite a genius move afterall....

In all the caption comps so far, has the first entry ever won...?

Cause this time the winner is terminal



Thanks Doc - I'll go huntin'.
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