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albers
NSW
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albers
NSW, 1739 posts
7 Dec 2014 2:30pm
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appleman
TAS
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appleman
TAS, 443 posts
7 Dec 2014 3:32pm
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He,s definitely not a black man,
Obama , said the saved thanksgiving turkey.
elmo
WA
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elmo
WA, 8894 posts
7 Dec 2014 1:03pm
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Just gobblin' a knob
Mark _australia
WA
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Mark _australia
WA, 23674 posts
7 Dec 2014 1:37pm
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Clinton and Bush both got caught out with a BJ but at least one got the right kinda bird.....
Beaglebuddy
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Beaglebuddy
1595 posts
7 Dec 2014 6:15pm
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Laura, are you watching?
MikeyS
VIC
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MikeyS
VIC, 1509 posts
7 Dec 2014 9:37pm
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A Bush in the bird is worth two in the hand.
Glitch
QLD
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Glitch
QLD, 292 posts
7 Dec 2014 9:39pm
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And then from Laura "I said stuff the Turkey you dick, not stuff the turkey with your dick"
TristanF
VIC
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TristanF
VIC, 230 posts
7 Dec 2014 11:10pm
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That's just foul.
TristanF
VIC
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TristanF
VIC, 230 posts
7 Dec 2014 11:12pm
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They say turkeys don't vote for Christmas, but I reckon this one's found himself a hanging chad.
sausage
QLD
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sausage
QLD, 4874 posts
7 Dec 2014 10:26pm
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TristanF said...
That's just foul.
I think you mean "that's just fowl"
lidsy1
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lidsy1
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8 Dec 2014 7:11am
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albers said..
Ha, Birds of a feather...............................................flock together
lidsy1
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lidsy1
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8 Dec 2014 7:12am
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albers said..
Gobble Gobble?
DavMen
NSW
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DavMen
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8 Dec 2014 11:19am
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We call her "Monica"
pweedas
WA
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pweedas
WA, 4642 posts
8 Dec 2014 11:49am
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Hey guys,.. make sure this turkey doesn't get the chop at Christmas,.. do you hear me?
Waterloo
QLD
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Waterloo
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8 Dec 2014 3:12pm
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As the ol' saying goes...
It's the early bird that gets the worm
Bondalucci
VIC
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Bondalucci
VIC, 1580 posts
9 Dec 2014 12:31am
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- and moments later, the "Turkey Slap" was invented
TGale
TAS
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TGale
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9 Dec 2014 12:50am
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Grandad turkey always said, "If in trouble, go bush", so after losing some tail feathers I went for the bush, but all I found was a gun and tur key to the white house.
Carantoc
WA
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Carantoc
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11 Dec 2014 5:22pm
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I am the president. I get first go.
Carantoc
WA
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Carantoc
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11 Dec 2014 5:23pm
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Bush : 'I feel a bit of a turkey'
Turkey : 'Think yourself lucky, I feel a bit of a dick'
Cambodge
VIC
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Cambodge
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11 Dec 2014 10:24pm
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albers said...
All cruel and unusual procedures used by the CIA were first tested and endorsed by those at the very top.
lotofwind
NSW
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lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
12 Dec 2014 12:05am
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Turduckenbush
......or is it a bushturducken??
Beaglebuddy
1595 posts
Beaglebuddy
1595 posts
12 Dec 2014 4:13am
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Well that's an interesting feeling, no teeth to worry about but the beak isn't exactly smooth sailing either...
albers
NSW
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albers
NSW, 1739 posts
14 Dec 2014 7:28pm
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Last drinks on this one.
Call it after tonight.
greenleader
QLD
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greenleader
QLD, 5283 posts
14 Dec 2014 11:55pm
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"waiter, my friends will go the right wing, but i would prefer the parsons nose!"
albers
NSW
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albers
NSW, 1739 posts
15 Dec 2014 9:41am
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I'll go with the most popular vote, DavMen.
So over to you for the next instalment of the ongoing saga known as "the Caption Comp"
Cheers
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Obama , said the saved thanksgiving turkey.
