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Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7279 posts
WA, 7279 posts
6 Feb 2019 7:11pm
I am sure for the people in FNQ the situation isn't too funny, but... well... you have to lighten the mood sometimes :

Sparky
Sparky
WA
1122 posts
WA, 1122 posts
6 Feb 2019 8:53pm
the brochure said there was a swim up bar
Clarrie67
Clarrie67
WA
31 posts
WA, 31 posts
6 Feb 2019 9:37pm
No wind suppose better take the missus out... get the points up.
CAN17
CAN17
575 posts
575 posts
7 Feb 2019 3:30am
He says....the neighbours are so much cooler then us.

His wife says...stop waving
mr love
mr love
VIC
2424 posts
VIC, 2424 posts
7 Feb 2019 6:47am
Mate...Seen the recycle bin? Gotta chuck this.
FormulaNova
FormulaNova
WA
15101 posts
WA, 15101 posts
7 Feb 2019 5:17am


I know you said kite foiling was fun, but this is out of this world!
FormulaNova
FormulaNova
WA
15101 posts
WA, 15101 posts
7 Feb 2019 5:24am


Cletus wanted to escape the flood with all that he held valuable, but didn't know what to do when Sharon jumped on as well.
Sparky
Sparky
WA
1122 posts
WA, 1122 posts
7 Feb 2019 6:57am
Clive Palmer spent so much on political advertising that he couldn't afford Leo or Kate for his Titanic remake.
Harrow
Harrow
NSW
4521 posts
NSW, 4521 posts
7 Feb 2019 11:28am
Phew, managed to save the house and contents.
Jetlag
Jetlag
NSW
195 posts
NSW, 195 posts
7 Feb 2019 11:57am

News Flash after Palmer's Shock Election Win ----- "Aussie Boat People arriving in droves on the coast of Indonesia"
MarkSSC
MarkSSC
QLD
642 posts
QLD, 642 posts
7 Feb 2019 11:17pm
The shirtless investor decides to float his stocks while the rest of the town goes into liquidation
Mastbender
Mastbender
1972 posts
1972 posts
10 Feb 2019 3:14am

"Listen, you shirtless, ugly, prick, where the beer goes, I goes, and don't you ever try to leave me behind again!"
"Shut up you bitch, I don't want to hear it!"

Tardy
Tardy
5354 posts
5354 posts
10 Feb 2019 5:03am
I said do the move tabletop .

no move with ya table top ,you clown .
da vecta
da vecta
QLD
2515 posts
QLD, 2515 posts
10 Feb 2019 10:38am
Budget constraints severely impact Scott Morrison's 250 Year Endeavour Re-enactment.
Imax1
Imax1
QLD
4950 posts
QLD, 4950 posts
10 Feb 2019 11:00am




If you didn't think it the first time u looked at her , the sign on her head confirms it.
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
11 Feb 2019 6:28pm
The Australian tropics version of the ol' Pie Van...
clarence
clarence
TAS
979 posts
TAS, 979 posts
11 Feb 2019 7:57pm
Mike Waltze proved he was the king of Hookipa by windsurfing on a door.




Crystal thought she could be the queen of Tallahassee by getting pissed on a fridge.
theDoctor
theDoctor
NSW
5786 posts
NSW, 5786 posts
13 Feb 2019 2:35pm



Climactic scene from the Australian remake of James Cameron's eternal classic, titled....
"bogantannic"
'Nah fark off jack ya cant, there's no farkin room'
'fark off rose ya cant, gotta keep me hand dry to light me ciggies'
Imax1
Imax1
QLD
4950 posts
QLD, 4950 posts
13 Feb 2019 1:40pm
clarence said..
Mike Waltze proved he was the king of Hookipa by windsurfing on a door.




Crystal thought she could be the queen of Tallahassee by getting pissed on a fridge.


Cut the corners off and you have a Starboard Start.
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
13 Feb 2019 9:26pm
Tampa Mk2, It only cost ScoMo two six packs and a packet of durries, but I don't think the voting public will buy it....

Chris6791
Chris6791
WA
3271 posts
WA, 3271 posts
19 Feb 2019 8:32am




Redneck Ark 2.0
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7279 posts
WA, 7279 posts
23 Feb 2019 4:44pm
I like to think that everyone is a winner.

But I'll nominate Jetlag and the boat people travelling north as the winnerest.
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