Nancy had been "urban kitesurfing" when her kite got tangled on this street sign. Unfortunately she was half way through a boost and was trapped aloft. We are not sure why she was wearing her boardshorts as a shirt ...
"Um please repeat, over" "That was a three one four at the bus stop on Figuero" "Roger that base.... we thought you said the Butt Stop on Figuero, movin' out, over"
" this is officer Hernandez we are going to need back up ive got a 10T" " base , you need more officers" ? "negative base I need a 10 ton crane , over "
The Bush invasion of Iraq cost 1.7 trillion dollars with an additional $490 billion owed to veterans. The bush invasion of Figuero St was a little less expensive!
"Miranda I'm going to read you your Statue-tory Rights. You have the right to remain motionless. Any clothes you do wear can be taken down and.. oh you've done that bit already!"
Time to call it. A lot of good ones, and I had a long short list of genuine, goldcoastmoz, formulanova, beaglebuddy, and richiefish, but the winner is goldcoastmoz.
