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Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
WA, 4019 posts
22 Feb 2016 10:04pm
Have fun with this one





terminal
terminal
1421 posts
1421 posts
22 Feb 2016 10:17pm



Don't worry about it son - if it's trying to mate you, it's not eating you.
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
23 Feb 2016 6:34am

"Hey Fonzie, come back and try that again..."
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
23 Feb 2016 7:57am
Man in grey suit gets taken by man in grey suit.
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
23 Feb 2016 1:37pm
Jbshack, inspired by Caitlyn Jenner, tries his luck as a shark.

"Goodbye old life. Tell mum I'm sorry but it just had to be."
Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate
SA
3591 posts
SA, 3591 posts
23 Feb 2016 2:55pm


Quick! someone through the shark a life ring and save him from the Melonoma
hardpole
hardpole
WA
609 posts
WA, 609 posts
23 Feb 2016 2:09pm
Windxtasy said..
Have fun with this one







Im not going back in the water until you promise me Mick isn't going to hit me again.
musorianin
musorianin
QLD
597 posts
QLD, 597 posts
24 Feb 2016 2:17pm
Windxtasy said...
Have fun with this one








That's nice sweetie-pie. Now why don't you run along and bite some legs and let mummy and daddy play with the rubber rings?
seanhogan
seanhogan
QLD
3424 posts
QLD, 3424 posts
24 Feb 2016 2:27pm





Sorry mate, only the orange rubber ring is allowed for the shark gps comp, and as for the watermelon it needs to be worn on the head !
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7279 posts
WA, 7279 posts
24 Feb 2016 1:23pm
In 1982 Neil showed his mum and dad his idea for the 2024 Olympic windsurf class.

They may have mocked him then, but fast-forward to 2016 and who is laughing now ?

evilC
evilC
QLD
682 posts
QLD, 682 posts
24 Feb 2016 5:31pm


Man taken by Great White shark saves himself by eating his way out

albers
albers
NSW
1739 posts
NSW, 1739 posts
24 Feb 2016 7:29pm

At the "beach with NO sand", on the "bay with NO fish", the "shark with NO body" pleads for some FOOD!!!
terminal
terminal
1421 posts
1421 posts
24 Feb 2016 4:46pm




"I don't care if it was an Orca - go & get the other half of that suit back!"
Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate
SA
3591 posts
SA, 3591 posts
24 Feb 2016 7:27pm


“Back home, we get a taxidermy man, he’s gonna have a heart attack when he sees what I brung him!
rohjar
rohjar
WA
142 posts
WA, 142 posts
24 Feb 2016 5:16pm
"Let's face it, no-wind activities suck".
Childsplay
Childsplay
NSW
74 posts
NSW, 74 posts
24 Feb 2016 8:24pm
'Ouch!'......that dorsal fin really is in the wrong spot!
terminal
terminal
1421 posts
1421 posts
24 Feb 2016 6:32pm


"Do I look like I'm enjoying it!!!?"
terminal
terminal
1421 posts
1421 posts
24 Feb 2016 6:42pm



"Now go fetch the other one! And try swimming' on your back this time!"
John340
John340
QLD
3414 posts
QLD, 3414 posts
24 Feb 2016 9:46pm
Jack thought family holidays couldn't get any worse until his father told him they were going to learn how to kite surf next year
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23674 posts
WA, 23674 posts
24 Feb 2016 8:40pm
Fred and Betty employed the shark decoy to keep the crowds away from their lovely beach with all its wonderful rocks and 2deg C grey water.


Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate
SA
3591 posts
SA, 3591 posts
24 Feb 2016 11:10pm




Hey dude. Can you help me land my kite?
John340
John340
QLD
3414 posts
QLD, 3414 posts
25 Feb 2016 5:12am
Billy really got into his new Fanatic Shark
Beaglebuddy
Beaglebuddy
1595 posts
1595 posts
25 Feb 2016 3:42am






Darwinism, evolution of the species to gain access to the favored food source.



sboardcrazy
sboardcrazy
NSW
8345 posts
NSW, 8345 posts
25 Feb 2016 10:24am
hardpole said..

Windxtasy said..
Have fun with this one







Im not going back in the water until you promise me Mick isn't going to hit me again.


Ran out of green thumbs..
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
WA, 4019 posts
29 Feb 2016 10:52am







We need to reclaim "The Pond" for windsurfers, so go there and swim a couple of laps and when all the kiters have evacuated you can come and join us for a sail
MarkSSC
MarkSSC
QLD
642 posts
QLD, 642 posts
29 Feb 2016 5:47pm







Man floating in shark suit is cut in two by a windsurfer travelling in excess of 35 knots.
LeStef
LeStef
ACT
514 posts
ACT, 514 posts
1 Mar 2016 12:03am
Tahh dah,
Tahhh daah,
Tahh dahh tah dah...
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
WA, 4019 posts
2 Mar 2016 7:47pm
Last call for submissions...
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
2 Mar 2016 10:26pm







....eventually the greens won and everyone was barred from entering the water or eating fish or harming sharks....beach Mardi Gras became popular....lol
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
3 Mar 2016 10:17am

Guido's loan shark business had kicked off with humble beginnings...
Al Planet
Al Planet
TAS
1548 posts
TAS, 1548 posts
3 Mar 2016 2:33pm
The lesser known "Meme Shark" ....not particularly dangerous but quite annoying....his was a tale that grew with the telling..
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