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General Gps & Speed Waves Foiling Gear Reviews Lost & Found WA NSW QLD SA VIC TAS
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waveslave
waveslave
WA
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waveslave waveslave
WA, 4263 posts
30 Apr 2016 5:43pm
Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate
SA
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Stuthepirate Stuthepirate
SA, 3591 posts
30 Apr 2016 7:16pm
Goatobombed
Parked
Parked
NSW
169 posts
Parked Parked
NSW, 169 posts
30 Apr 2016 8:56pm
Qualifying for Defi Wind 2017
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
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NotWal NotWal
QLD, 7436 posts
30 Apr 2016 9:40pm
We distinctly told him "a Goat Boat" and what did he turn up with?
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23682 posts
Mark _australia Mark _australia
WA, 23682 posts
30 Apr 2016 9:31pm
Hey Billy, the damned kids wore all our deck grip off.

Should be a law against that.....or would that make it a nanny state?




terminal
terminal
1421 posts
terminal terminal
1421 posts
1 May 2016 3:54pm


"Who you callin' a tired lookin' old windsurfer?"
albers
albers
NSW
1739 posts
albers albers
NSW, 1739 posts
1 May 2016 6:40pm


Goat on the left: "Verrie cheep bord - hudly bin use-ed"
Goat on the right: "Uset to belung to Salim Mahejar - must femous depooty mare in hole wurld!!!"
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
sausage sausage
QLD, 4874 posts
1 May 2016 9:21pm
Yeah Daryl, If I ever catch the guy that cut our ears off and glued them to our necks goat help him.
Imax1
Imax1
QLD
4950 posts
Imax1 Imax1
QLD, 4950 posts
1 May 2016 9:50pm
I think I'd like a drink with u
Imax1
Imax1
QLD
4950 posts
Imax1 Imax1
QLD, 4950 posts
1 May 2016 9:51pm
All of u !
Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate
SA
3591 posts
Stuthepirate Stuthepirate
SA, 3591 posts
2 May 2016 6:43am
sausage said...
Yeah Daryl, If I ever catch the guy that cut our ears off and glued them to our necks goat help him.


Sorry mate. You'll need to talk a little lower
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
sausage sausage
QLD, 4874 posts
2 May 2016 7:26am
Darryl, having eaten his wetsuit, was now regretting it as sailing the cold front had left his testicles still somewhat retracted up to his neck.
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
Waterloo Waterloo
QLD, 1497 posts
2 May 2016 1:31pm

Having long disposed of the vermin, "Leprachaun", the goats of Ningaloo were making their way, one by one, through the windsurfing menace...soon the place would be cleaned up, at last...
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
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Windxtasy Windxtasy
WA, 4019 posts
2 May 2016 1:15pm



"What's this funny looking thing?"
"Do ya reckon we can eat it?"
"It has to taste better than the footstraps and deck on that board over there..."
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
Windxtasy Windxtasy
WA, 4019 posts
2 May 2016 1:34pm
albers said..

Board re-gripping mistake # 13
After applying sugar to the epoxy, do not leave the board to dry in the presence of goats. They like sugar and the result could be very uneven.

Goat on the left - "Why are my lips stuck together?"





AusMoz
AusMoz
QLD
1514 posts
AusMoz AusMoz
QLD, 1514 posts
2 May 2016 7:46pm
Doesn't this pic belong in the GPS and Speed sailing forum!
Tardy
Tardy
5354 posts
Tardy Tardy
5354 posts
2 May 2016 6:36pm
the one on the left is wasted....so is the board.

the one on the right is nuts ..he just carries them in different places.
MikeyS
MikeyS
VIC
1509 posts
MikeyS MikeyS
VIC, 1509 posts
2 May 2016 10:45pm
That'd be a Bombora Capricorn, wouldn't it?
Al Planet
Al Planet
TAS
1548 posts
Al Planet Al Planet
TAS, 1548 posts
3 May 2016 1:00pm
Its actually the much rarer Bombora Capricornucopia and dates from an era when there were 2.5 times the number of sailboards to humans on the planet.
AusMoz
AusMoz
QLD
1514 posts
AusMoz AusMoz
QLD, 1514 posts
3 May 2016 1:20pm
The old goats would remember Bombora.
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
Waterloo Waterloo
QLD, 1497 posts
3 May 2016 1:30pm



The new "Wether Cam" at Ningaloo Station provided for both windsurfer and kitesurfer fetishes alike...

sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
sausage sausage
QLD, 4874 posts
3 May 2016 2:07pm
Their favourite freestyle move was the goater.
ka43
ka43
NSW
3105 posts
ka43 ka43
NSW, 3105 posts
3 May 2016 2:21pm
"Barry, get rid of that crap old pink rope, Formula line is the go"
SupsailDave
SupsailDave
VIC
104 posts
SupsailDave SupsailDave
VIC, 104 posts
3 May 2016 2:23pm
(The goat on the left says in his best DeNero voice)

You want what. You want your board back huh.
Are you talking to me, are you talking to me. Are you talking to me!
MikeyS
MikeyS
VIC
1509 posts
MikeyS MikeyS
VIC, 1509 posts
3 May 2016 5:26pm
AusMoz said..
The old goats would remember Bombora.


Yeah, but the kids sure wouldn't.
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7282 posts
Carantoc Carantoc
WA, 7282 posts
3 May 2016 8:55pm
Billy and Buck loved reading the seabreeze.com.au forums. They would stare into the screen for hours on end.

If only they had opposable thumbs rather than cloven hooves they might be able to log in and correct somebody's grammar.

waveslave
waveslave
WA
4263 posts
waveslave waveslave
WA, 4263 posts
4 May 2016 7:50am
NotWal said..
We distinctly told him "a Goat Boat" and what did he turn up with?


And the winner is ....^^^

Many clever replies ; Windxtasy, Markie, to name just a couple.
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
Richiefish Richiefish
QLD, 5612 posts
5 May 2016 7:35am
Shortly after this damage to Keith Richards board the Stones released this album.


NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
NotWal NotWal
QLD, 7436 posts
5 May 2016 5:44pm
waveslave said..
NotWal said..
We distinctly told him "a Goat Boat" and what did he turn up with?


And the winner is ....^^^

Many clever replies ; Windxtasy, Markie, to name just a couple.


Oh righto! That was quick.

I'll get on it right away.
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