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Created by sausage A week ago, 7 Mar 2019
sausage
QLD, 4749 posts
7 Mar 2019 6:21PM
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Mark _australia
WA, 18809 posts
7 Mar 2019 4:33PM
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Dogs drag their bum along the carpet, some weird humans do this......

lotofwind
NSW, 4926 posts
7 Mar 2019 7:35PM
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" Still feelen it " . Think Im ready now to kite Pelican Point

Sparky
WA, 851 posts
7 Mar 2019 5:18PM
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Nice move; Tea bag to flat sack

Sparky
WA, 851 posts
7 Mar 2019 5:23PM
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When his mate said let's have Chinese takeout, he didn't mean takeout the Chinese spectators.

Imax1
VIC, 1723 posts
7 Mar 2019 8:28PM
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Sausage , you were worried , and you nailed it .
I think your the winner .

Imax1
VIC, 1723 posts
7 Mar 2019 8:36PM
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Sparky said..
When his mate said let's have Chinese takeout, he didn't mean takeout the Chinese spectators.


May I ask a question ?
Those background things with straps , why are they Chinese ?
And
WTF are those white bound things ?
If I saw those things on my beach , I'd change beach .

theDoctor
NSW, 4653 posts
7 Mar 2019 8:43PM
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Oh no. ....
I've rubbed all the polka dots off my shorts

Gestalt
QLD, 11901 posts
7 Mar 2019 7:58PM
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Kiters have been ****ing the beaches for years.

Mort67
TAS, 238 posts
7 Mar 2019 9:06PM
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If only I'd worn a wettie under my shorts, the chafing would be greatly reduced!

Jetlag
NSW, 88 posts
7 Mar 2019 9:11PM
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Viagra(R) (Sildenafil) usage is not recommended whilst Kite Surfing.

Orange Whip
QLD, 538 posts
7 Mar 2019 9:42PM
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Loto's pic no 1 of 3,479 it took to get his SB avatar pic

Waterloo
QLD, 1376 posts
7 Mar 2019 10:02PM
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It was a standard noob move ...the not so dangly thing without a twist...

FormulaNova
NSW, 8032 posts
8 Mar 2019 10:30AM
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When Joe was told to body drag to get his board, the instructor didn't think to mention it only really applies to when you are in the water.

Richiefish
QLD, 5458 posts
8 Mar 2019 9:45AM
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Jim was too big to use the kiddies playground equipment....

Waterloo
QLD, 1376 posts
8 Mar 2019 2:14PM
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...and so, I'm front of the IOC executive, kitesurfing demonstrated how it would bring racing closer to the spectators...

Bender
WA, 2042 posts
8 Mar 2019 1:44PM
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I always knew kiters were kinky!! I just feel sorry for the baby seal underneath him.

Sparky
WA, 851 posts
8 Mar 2019 2:00PM
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And you tell me that's how you caught crabs?

CAN17
182 posts
9 Mar 2019 5:09AM
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sausage said..




The number one thing they teach you when you start kiting is Always keep your hands on the bar at all times no matter what.

515
101 posts
9 Mar 2019 5:52AM
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One of my mates was so keen to learn to kite and got dragged up the beach. I did say if **** happens to let go of the bar. He didn't until I ran and grabbed him and safety kicked in.
He was wearing a long legged no arm wetsuit. His tattoo on his shoulder was removed.

Richiefish
QLD, 5458 posts
9 Mar 2019 4:54PM
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theDoctor said..

Oh no. ....
I've rubbed all the polka dots off my shorts






Tardy
2828 posts
10 Mar 2019 2:10PM
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what a drag ,i should of stuck to windsurfing ,

Childsplay
NSW, 72 posts
12 Mar 2019 8:35PM
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sausage said..


As Pablo enters the kite boarder cocoon area he scopes out just the right spot. Safe in the knowledge that in 6-9 months he will emerge fully evolved as a highly developed windsurfer.

sausage
QLD, 4749 posts
Thursday , 14 Mar 2019 4:39PM
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Okay CC491 has dragged on long enough ;-)

Bloody hard to pick between Mark, Tardy, Doctor, Richiefish, Waterloo, & Childsplay but for sheer pun value, I think Tardy's "what a drag, I should have stuck to windsurfing" wins by a nose or is that a body length (and the fact I just bought a fin from him so I want it to turn up )

All yours Tardy

NotWal
QLD, 6795 posts
Thursday , 14 Mar 2019 6:20PM
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CORRUPTION!... FINGATE!

Tardy
2828 posts
Thursday , 14 Mar 2019 4:25PM
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Oh I forgot about that fin ... Lol.

Sparky
WA, 851 posts
Thursday , 14 Mar 2019 4:57PM
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Something fishy going on



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