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sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
5 May 2019 12:57pm
decrepit
decrepit
WA
12883 posts
WA, 12883 posts
5 May 2019 12:04pm
Who shut that %$#^& gate
Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate
SA
3591 posts
SA, 3591 posts
5 May 2019 1:39pm
Udderly stuck
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
5 May 2019 2:44pm
Foiling feels like you're flying
Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate
SA
3591 posts
SA, 3591 posts
5 May 2019 2:17pm
Obviously there has been some kind of missteak.
These baas have been set for sheep height
Sparky
Sparky
WA
1122 posts
WA, 1122 posts
5 May 2019 1:00pm
Quick, run, before the Vegans "rescue" us.
AusMoz
AusMoz
QLD
1514 posts
QLD, 1514 posts
5 May 2019 3:46pm
I'm starting to doubt if one actually jumped over the moon
ka43
ka43
NSW
3105 posts
NSW, 3105 posts
5 May 2019 5:23pm
"I hate evolution, no opposable thumbs!!"
Jono77
Jono77
WA
356 posts
WA, 356 posts
5 May 2019 3:43pm
I really can't decide. I'm really stuck on the fence with this one.
Tardy
Tardy
5354 posts
5354 posts
5 May 2019 3:46pm
Oh **** ...I can't bloody. Moooove
Tardy
Tardy
5354 posts
5354 posts
5 May 2019 3:47pm
If ya ever wanted to suck my tits ,now would be a good time .
FormulaNova
FormulaNova
WA
15100 posts
WA, 15100 posts
5 May 2019 4:09pm


Macro's new 'Intelligent Farm" was working out well, except he got the gates from City Rail and the cows had difficult swiping their cards.
FormulaNova
FormulaNova
WA
15100 posts
WA, 15100 posts
5 May 2019 4:10pm
What's a bet the black one is a bull?
Tardy
Tardy
5354 posts
5354 posts
5 May 2019 4:58pm
Now that's what I call a good session ,fully powered and on the rail .
AusMoz
AusMoz
QLD
1514 posts
QLD, 1514 posts
5 May 2019 7:30pm
Lets rail together to raise milk prices
AusMoz
AusMoz
QLD
1514 posts
QLD, 1514 posts
5 May 2019 7:31pm
Tummy tuck and tit enhancement all in the one procedure!
Imax1
Imax1
QLD
4950 posts
QLD, 4950 posts
5 May 2019 7:52pm
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard ..................
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7279 posts
WA, 7279 posts
5 May 2019 5:52pm



The herd always trotted off to the pond

"M-ooooooost" they bellowed

But the results were always the same.



Imax1
Imax1
QLD
4950 posts
QLD, 4950 posts
5 May 2019 7:57pm
^^^^
Thats funny , go kiteboard Dave.
Thats also a record , that gates gotta be quarter mile or more from shore , possibly more !
Sparky
Sparky
WA
1122 posts
WA, 1122 posts
5 May 2019 7:06pm
She would do anything to get away from a beef, "don't you walk away when I'm talking to you."
Sparky
Sparky
WA
1122 posts
WA, 1122 posts
5 May 2019 7:09pm
It was a terrible accident, she t-boned the gate.
Gestalt
Gestalt
QLD
14963 posts
QLD, 14963 posts
5 May 2019 9:24pm
ozzie beef.

high in iron
FormulaNova
FormulaNova
WA
15100 posts
WA, 15100 posts
5 May 2019 7:51pm


The least known Kardashian, Kowy, shows off the latest Instagram pose. Designed to make you chest look bigger, your waist smaller, and your bum bigger.
sboardcrazy
sboardcrazy
NSW
8345 posts
NSW, 8345 posts
6 May 2019 4:28pm
decrepit said..
Who shut that %$#^& gate


Marsbars
Marsbars
546 posts
546 posts
6 May 2019 4:56pm
Typical Hoooomans rather take a photo than help a cow out!
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
6 May 2019 7:04pm
AusMoz said..
I'm starting to doubt if one actually jumped over the moon


She's a jumper all right. She's just giving her abs a myofascial massage.
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
6 May 2019 7:07pm
Don't walk over the cattle grid they said.
You'll get stuck they said.
Well **** them.
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23674 posts
WA, 23674 posts
6 May 2019 5:36pm
Shaun The Sheep did not translate properly to the Kazakstan version
Tardy
Tardy
5354 posts
5354 posts
6 May 2019 7:33pm
Where's a constant curve when ya want one ,these hard tops suck .
Tardy
Tardy
5354 posts
5354 posts
6 May 2019 7:48pm
Now I know why they call it GPS

Gate Position Sucks .
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
6 May 2019 11:04pm


Ladies, while the calfs are are at school try the "Gate o Matic" exercise device.....feel those tummy folds disappear as you gently move backwards and forwards melting away the tummy to an impressive one pack all the time taking the weight off those tired hooves ........MMMooo xo
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