Caption Comp #113 - the Christmas turkey

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Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
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QLD, 1497 posts
30 Dec 2009 12:54pm

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nebbian
nebbian
WA
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WA, 6277 posts
30 Dec 2009 11:18am
George had a sudden realisation as to why turkeys are called "Gobblers".
KA360
KA360
NSW
803 posts
NSW, 803 posts
30 Dec 2009 2:36pm
****,there's someone with a camera,can I just hide in here,I don't want my picture taken with a prick like you!
KA360
KA360
NSW
803 posts
NSW, 803 posts
30 Dec 2009 2:39pm
George's closest advisor tucking him in,ready for a hard days work
MikeyS
MikeyS
VIC
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VIC, 1509 posts
30 Dec 2009 2:42pm
George didn't realize that he was meant to stuff the turkey from the other end.
Gestalt
Gestalt
QLD
14965 posts
QLD, 14965 posts
30 Dec 2009 1:45pm
who's the turkey looking for weapons of mass destruction?
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
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QLD, 5283 posts
30 Dec 2009 2:36pm
lift it's tail feathers bob, senator evans is going to help us with the spit roast.
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
30 Dec 2009 3:14pm
Hell Grandpappy was right... these things are better 'en cows.


Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
WA, 4019 posts
30 Dec 2009 1:26pm
A bird in the hand is worth two in Bush.
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
30 Dec 2009 4:09pm
Yes Mr President we have had the greatest minds in the country developing this new breed they have dubbed the "Monica".



NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
1 Jan 2010 12:16am
The turkey lobby has word with his local member.
Gestalt
Gestalt
QLD
14965 posts
QLD, 14965 posts
1 Jan 2010 12:28am
unlike his predicesor,

bush was a little shocked at being gobbled!
FormulaNova
FormulaNova
WA
15101 posts
WA, 15101 posts
1 Jan 2010 8:01am
George told the other heads of state that he had a giant pecker in his pants. When they asked to see it, he had to come up with something...
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
1 Jan 2010 10:39am
mmmmmm not bad...Its possible I've been living my whole life wrong......
elmo
elmo
WA
8894 posts
WA, 8894 posts
1 Jan 2010 10:25am
whoops, tissues please
wormy
wormy
QLD
679 posts
QLD, 679 posts
1 Jan 2010 12:40pm
Bush " When I asked my advisers if they could organise for me to get a big cock, this is not what I imagined."
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
1 Jan 2010 1:13pm
George : Fundamentalistic Pilgrims HAD said they were thankful for turkeys. Gobble gobble here, gobble gobble there. Me thinks they werent as "pure" as they made out..
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
1 Jan 2010 9:35pm
sack the secretaries in black dresses immediately!

you won't see the stains on these suckers!
wormy
wormy
QLD
679 posts
QLD, 679 posts
1 Jan 2010 10:47pm
Being a little simplistic President Bush took the 'Turkey slapping competition' a little bit to literally.
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
1 Jan 2010 11:14pm
presidential thanksgiving day was always a hoot!
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
2 Jan 2010 12:55pm
This one's just a quickie so special mentions to KA 360 and Greeny.

But there can be only one winner, drumroll please..............

Windxtasy

Take it away Anita.
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
WA, 4019 posts
2 Jan 2010 1:45pm
Waterloo said...

This one's just a quickie so special mentions to KA 360 and Greeny.

But there can be only one winner, drumroll please..............

Windxtasy

Take it away Anita.


Whoa! That was a quick one. I didn't even get my last entry in.
here it is anyway:

Texans always do everything bigger and better.
They don't just wear budgie smugglers, they wear TURKEY SMUGGLERS!

I must go find a pic now. Unfortunately the computer with my file of reservedcaption comp pics has seized up, so I'll have to go search for a goodie.
dan berry
dan berry
WA
2562 posts
WA, 2562 posts
5 Jan 2010 6:19pm
That looks like krusty's dream dinner date
ps sorry krusty for not spotting it earlier.
AusMoz
AusMoz
QLD
1514 posts
QLD, 1514 posts
5 Jan 2010 9:59pm
I thought wild turkey was a drink!
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
6 Jan 2010 9:37am
Windxtasy said...

Whoa! That was a quick one.


Geez, If I had a dime for every time I'd heard that...
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