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Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
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3 Feb 2015 10:49pm


decrepit
decrepit
WA
12883 posts
WA, 12883 posts
3 Feb 2015 10:38pm
Auto levelling glasses, for those who can't work out which way's up.
Only trouble is they don't work real well when lying on your back.
Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate
SA
3591 posts
SA, 3591 posts
4 Feb 2015 1:52am




Come into Despectacle Me and receive a free set of minion goggles with every prescription lense.
albers
albers
NSW
1739 posts
NSW, 1739 posts
4 Feb 2015 8:11am


The latest Japanese invention that claims to remove "bags from around the eyes" using sea water
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
4 Feb 2015 8:46am
japanese invention #786853 - Beer goggles for those with an alcohol intolerance. "can't drink, don't worry you too can increase your chances of taking someone home tonight". Buy two and get a free realistic arm so you won't have to chew yours off the next morning"
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
4 Feb 2015 9:50am
Concrete mixer fixation aversion therapy.
Tony Polony
Tony Polony
NSW
340 posts
NSW, 340 posts
4 Feb 2015 1:14pm
Hi,

I recently purchased for my wife, a second hand eyeball sand blaster and am wondering whether I should use a Ryco or Gilbarco fitting in order to best connect it to my air compressor.

Any help is appreciated.

Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7279 posts
WA, 7279 posts
4 Feb 2015 10:31am
TalkToMe finally worked out how to follow the Seabreeze forums and watch the beach at the same time
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7279 posts
WA, 7279 posts
4 Feb 2015 10:35am

Seabreeze Sunnies In stock, and ships by FREE Express Post Delivery.

Protect your eyes from the powerful Australian sun.

You put sunscreen on your body, but what about your eyeballs?

The new Seabreeze Sunnies are UV certified to Australian Standards and are available in a polarized or smoke lens or now in new Sand Lens.

Specially tuned for being out on the water, they feature clear wide vision, impact resistant lens and a comfortable elastic strap to help keep them on during those out of control moments in the water, or whilst leaning out over the boat.

www.seabreeze.com.au/shop/scripts/prodView.asp?idproduct=25
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
4 Feb 2015 12:52pm
Never been to Sandy Point - experience it first hand in the comfort of your lounge room!
pweedas
pweedas
WA
4642 posts
WA, 4642 posts
4 Feb 2015 11:52am



Your friends will never believe you when you tell them you made it yourself.
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23674 posts
WA, 23674 posts
4 Feb 2015 1:14pm
What happened when Laurie went to China to make his seabreeze sunnies cheaper


crustysailor
crustysailor
VIC
871 posts
VIC, 871 posts
4 Feb 2015 4:16pm
finally you too can get that:
I've been up partying all night
I've just done 50 laps at the pool
Pete Helliar
look all from the comfort of your own home
loftsofwind
loftsofwind
QLD
226 posts
QLD, 226 posts
4 Feb 2015 4:03pm
had to buy some high tech goggles, due to spray off my new cabrinha sailboard
albers
albers
NSW
1739 posts
NSW, 1739 posts
4 Feb 2015 8:36pm
Saving "crying tears" for oral ingestion is the latest craze in Japan
terminal
terminal
1421 posts
1421 posts
4 Feb 2015 5:41pm
Waterloo said..





"Grasses work!" "Men not rook at my tits now!"
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
7 Feb 2015 2:47pm
Before shaking the crystals fall to the bottom of the Kaleidoscope glasses, but after shaking , very trippy.




albers
albers
NSW
1739 posts
NSW, 1739 posts
7 Feb 2015 8:31pm


Mother Focus

js68
js68
TAS
113 posts
TAS, 113 posts
8 Feb 2015 1:03am
I'm so confused now, I can't tell if the glass is half empty or half full
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
14 Feb 2015 9:05am
decrepit said..
Auto levelling glasses, for those who can't work out which way's up.
Only trouble is they don't work real well when lying on your back.


You're getting warm as to the purpose of this invention......
Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate
SA
3591 posts
SA, 3591 posts
14 Feb 2015 11:04am
Waterloo said..

decrepit said..
Auto levelling glasses, for those who can't work out which way's up.
Only trouble is they don't work real well when lying on your back.



You're getting warm as to the purpose of this invention......


To prevent sea sickness?
Macroscien
Macroscien
QLD
6809 posts
QLD, 6809 posts
14 Feb 2015 10:51am
Faithful wife glasses.





When her beloved husband is far away she constantly cry, missing him so much.
Tears water plant.
Plants grown.
Husband could see how much wife loves him instantly.
Macroscien
Macroscien
QLD
6809 posts
QLD, 6809 posts
14 Feb 2015 10:58am
Kiter glasses.






Picture taken straight after big jump and successful landing in shallow water (on even on the beach)

Beside that glasses designed to provide adequate " tunnel vision" - prevent from seeing any windsurfer on the water.
Harrow
Harrow
NSW
4521 posts
NSW, 4521 posts
14 Feb 2015 12:00pm
Are they to stop you falling over when you have a bad inner ear infection?
tilldark
tilldark
QLD
275 posts
QLD, 275 posts
14 Feb 2015 11:48am
Macroscien said...
Faithful wife glasses.





When her beloved husband is far away she constantly cry, missing him so much.
Tears water plant.
Plants grown.
Husband could see how much wife loves him instantly.



Far out!
TristanF
TristanF
VIC
230 posts
VIC, 230 posts
16 Feb 2015 12:28am



"Look at the cans on that broad!"
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23674 posts
WA, 23674 posts
15 Feb 2015 10:22pm
03/02 + 7 = 10/02 ????



Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
16 Feb 2015 8:31am
Mark _australia said..
03/02 + 7 = 10/02 ????





OK, fair enough I really have to move on from the Byzantine Calendar if I am going to play this game....

So apparently this is an invention to reduce the effects of vertigo (and perhaps assist with the virtue of chastity).

Laughed at a quite a few, loved Ritchie's kaleidoscope but there can be only one winner and after the spill motion was called, the numbers were counted and Terminal is the winner this week.


terminal
terminal
1421 posts
1421 posts
16 Feb 2015 6:45pm
Waterloo said..

Mark _australia said..
03/02 + 7 = 10/02 ????






OK, fair enough I really have to move on from the Byzantine Calendar if I am going to play this game....

So apparently this is an invention to reduce the effects of vertigo (and perhaps assist with the virtue of chastity).

Laughed at a quite a few, loved Ritchie's kaleidoscope but there can be only one winner and after the spill motion was called, the numbers were counted and Terminal is the winner this week.




Thanks Waterloo.
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