After a quick little poley v. teabagger one on one with Idiot I thought this would be apt. Dangle away guys

sausage's 40th was a cracker!

Well if you think the sun shines out of your butt, mine does fairy lights.

the new Wello Point Freestyle Clinic was a hit with the ladies....

Zeldas freestyle involved more body drags than aerials.....

after losing her job at the men's gallery, crystal has a hard time adjusting to her new career as lift attendant at the hyatt

We'll the switch is only 110 volt but you should feel this shaft vibrate baby.

After a very stressful calendar launch my mother wouldnt go without her 'glass' of red wine

True story

upside down miss jane!

umm, i didn't know that cameras were allowed in the crazy horse mens club in surfers paradise!

isn't that siobon the secretary! (stage name of course)

My boy friend Bob said when it was windy I had to hang onto this post to stop the ceiling coming of the room whilst he's out sailing

Now THAT is what I call the high dangly thing with a twist!

[Courtesy of Choco]

For homework, a class in NSW were asked to draw their parents at work.
This is Jessica's drawing:



Here's the letter the teacher received the next day:


Dear Mrs. Jackson,

I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.
I work at Bunnings and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week after the floods hit.
I told her we sold out every single shovel we had and then I found one more in stock and several people were fighting over who would get it.
Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last shovel we had in the store.
From now on I will remember to check her homework before she hands it in.

Glenda's party Trick of impersonating a wingnut took everyone by surprise at the Sunday school camp.....

give me a spin ?

Even though Frodo knew it was a trap, he found himself gob smacked and strangely drawn into the evil lair of the dangerous single drinking girl.......