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greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
3 Oct 2010 10:10am
here tis!

Wineman
Wineman
NSW
1412 posts
NSW, 1412 posts
3 Oct 2010 12:05pm

The "old locked-in catapult" hurts a lot less on water
Mister Dugong
Mister Dugong
368 posts
368 posts
3 Oct 2010 10:46am
Im sorry but alot of us are thinkin it, I will go get back in my box now...sorry



Some poleys just cant get enough pole
jermaldan
jermaldan
VIC
1572 posts
VIC, 1572 posts
3 Oct 2010 2:50pm
Andrew Johnstons performance piece "Cycling Pain" won him the Turner prise.
Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
VIC, 1580 posts
3 Oct 2010 2:51pm



Next time, …….just pay the damn bus fare!
AusMoz
AusMoz
QLD
1514 posts
QLD, 1514 posts
3 Oct 2010 2:29pm
I will never use my NAVMAN while cycling again!
AusMoz
AusMoz
QLD
1514 posts
QLD, 1514 posts
3 Oct 2010 2:32pm
Guess who got Pole Position at the intersection!
AusMoz
AusMoz
QLD
1514 posts
QLD, 1514 posts
3 Oct 2010 2:34pm
wow such a nice day for riding, dee dum dee dum "hey Look a green and yellow bus"

CRUNCH!
theDoctor
theDoctor
NSW
5786 posts
NSW, 5786 posts
3 Oct 2010 5:28pm

....goddamn magnetic helmet
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
3 Oct 2010 2:39pm
After smashing into a light pole Dave concluded that he needed therapy to get over the old man arse fetish.
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
3 Oct 2010 4:50pm
Kiter: "Geez this pole surfing is harder than I thought. Might just stick to Kiting"
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
WA, 4019 posts
3 Oct 2010 3:31pm




Helmut thought his combination of freestyle cycling and poledancing would attract the crowds, but sadly not.
Mister Dugong
Mister Dugong
368 posts
368 posts
3 Oct 2010 4:25pm






wo oohh screeeech oh mmpph orrrr meef noozzsseff frurk dart hut
albers
albers
NSW
1739 posts
NSW, 1739 posts
3 Oct 2010 7:28pm
Mr. Methane, currently on tour in Germany, shows he can still back one out with so much force, no one should go anywhere near him!
LeStef
LeStef
ACT
514 posts
ACT, 514 posts
3 Oct 2010 11:19pm
Hank shows us how to use his necklace to lock his bike.
LeStef
LeStef
ACT
514 posts
ACT, 514 posts
3 Oct 2010 11:21pm
A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired.
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
WA, 4019 posts
3 Oct 2010 10:32pm




ALIEN INVASION!
Traffic came to a standstill in Hamburg yesterday, when two spaceships, cleverly disguised as green and yellow buses, landed next to the opera house. The spaceships emitted electromagnetic fields so strong they immobilised people and turned ordinary light poles into powerful electromagnets with an affinity for amalgam fillings...

Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
4 Oct 2010 10:03am
Bob was a rubbernecker. Now he's a titanium necker.
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
4 Oct 2010 10:26am
esmeralda, what was that bongg sound?
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
4 Oct 2010 11:13am


During the GFC, unemployed plumbers were often hired for secure bicycle storage...
rohjar
rohjar
WA
142 posts
WA, 142 posts
4 Oct 2010 12:22pm
Germans really try to welcome Aussie tourists, but enough is enough.

Even though all locals know the road and bike path rules, the summer invasion of ignorant tourists gets dozens of blameless locals hurt.

Local man Jens was commuting to work, and as usual hopped the curb at speed. Everyone knows to keep flat-pavement landing zones clear, except those filthy tourists who erratically and arrogantly pose in EXACTLY the wrong places...
Al Planet
Al Planet
TAS
1548 posts
TAS, 1548 posts
5 Oct 2010 11:09am
Strangely, being "bike-curious" and kiting are very fashionable amongst the young folk.




sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
5 Oct 2010 10:19am
Germany??? I believe this photo was taken in Poland. [Boom boom]
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
5 Oct 2010 3:50pm
Samuel liked to admire the post modernist architecture up close.
albers
albers
NSW
1739 posts
NSW, 1739 posts
5 Oct 2010 7:35pm
I'm sure this is Germany as the bus shown below was parked on the other side of the road.



Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
5 Oct 2010 7:29pm
After Hermans bucks party his friends left him with his head glued to a pole and a bike up his ar5e......
Bluedog76
Bluedog76
249 posts
249 posts
5 Oct 2010 5:30pm
"What can I say....I am so sexy I stop traffic"
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23677 posts
WA, 23677 posts
5 Oct 2010 7:24pm
The next stuff up from the New Delhi games - the velodrome incorporated into a busport and tourist photo spot....
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
5 Oct 2010 11:13pm
Hamburg, city of sin:-

In broad daylight a ninja biker enjoys a poke with the stem cleverly disguised as an innocent smooch with a lamp post.

The trannie in shades is not fooled. She trembles with vicarious arousal and thinks "Gott, dieses Fahrrad hat einen dick des Stahls. I will become a bicycle."
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
5 Oct 2010 11:18pm
albers said...

I'm sure this is Germany as the bus shown below was parked on the other side of the road.






Where's the f*ing bus ?!
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
WA, 4019 posts
5 Oct 2010 10:03pm


Friedrich would always remember the exact moment his Tour de Germany became the tour de hospital

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