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elmo
elmo
WA
8894 posts
WA, 8894 posts
14 Oct 2012 8:25pm
I had thoughts of doing something different by posting a pic of Elmo and then saying to cut and paste it wherever you thought it would funny.

But then I realized, thinking is bad.



Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23684 posts
WA, 23684 posts
14 Oct 2012 8:28pm
Elmo...


No no, honey I would never touch another lady half my age.... she swallowed an acorn and I was doing the Heimlich manouevre.....




sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
14 Oct 2012 10:28pm
Squirrel grip
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23684 posts
WA, 23684 posts
14 Oct 2012 8:37pm
Dave went for his first kitesurf lesson but was unsure about the instructor's ..... ummmmm.... "techniques"



LeStef
LeStef
ACT
514 posts
ACT, 514 posts
14 Oct 2012 11:45pm
Yep, I think I found his nuts !
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23684 posts
WA, 23684 posts
14 Oct 2012 8:57pm
Wavelave's seminar "how to be a better backside kiter"



elmo
elmo
WA
8894 posts
WA, 8894 posts
14 Oct 2012 9:24pm
This is my secret tree
jsnfok
jsnfok
WA
899 posts
WA, 899 posts
14 Oct 2012 9:34pm
HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM NUTS
elmo
elmo
WA
8894 posts
WA, 8894 posts
15 Oct 2012 6:57am
Leave it, it's just another kite
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7285 posts
WA, 7285 posts
15 Oct 2012 8:43am
Less rocker Boris, knaw out a little less rocker.

If this seabreeze community plank is to hit 40 knots we need less rocker.
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7285 posts
WA, 7285 posts
15 Oct 2012 8:45am
Mark _australia said...
Wavelave's seminar "how to be a better backside kiter"



No, grab the bar in your LEFT hand, your LEFT hand
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
15 Oct 2012 11:23am



"honey, I know you keep telling me everyday but are you sure this is what they meant by storing your nuts for the winter?"

Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
15 Oct 2012 11:26am


"Hey baby, I'm feeling a little kinky.....you wanna do it human-style?"
elmo
elmo
WA
8894 posts
WA, 8894 posts
15 Oct 2012 9:44am
A squirrel afraid of heights, stop embarrassing me
Zachery
Zachery
597 posts
597 posts
15 Oct 2012 11:00am
Wiff my tongue stuck in this hole i didn't think the day could get any worse until everyone started lining up to f@*k me over!



Zachery
Zachery
597 posts
597 posts
15 Oct 2012 11:04am
Boris was finding the whole routine quite boring until he whispered
"Your sister's a better r**t"






PhilSWR
PhilSWR
NSW
1104 posts
NSW, 1104 posts
15 Oct 2012 2:21pm





"What did I tell you about playing with Super Glue..."



Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
WA, 4019 posts
15 Oct 2012 11:23am
Hazards in scuirine orthodontics:


Can we stop a minute?
My braces are caught on the bark!
Haggar
Haggar
QLD
1670 posts
QLD, 1670 posts
15 Oct 2012 1:23pm
The latest craze - Squirrel Style
boardboy
boardboy
QLD
554 posts
QLD, 554 posts
15 Oct 2012 1:43pm
relax and just do what we talked about..
its all in the, cmon..work with me now
its all in the hips, yeah
its all in the hips
its all in the hips
Mr. No-one
Mr. No-one
WA
921 posts
WA, 921 posts
15 Oct 2012 12:23pm
Mark _australia said...
Wavelave's seminar "how to be a better backside kiter"






Looks like he's giving the other bloke a BOOST!
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
15 Oct 2012 3:27pm
yeah talking 'bout a tight arse, Darryl is always squirrelling his nuts away.
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
15 Oct 2012 6:10pm
Cute furry creature porn ?...Elmo ?
Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate
SA
3591 posts
SA, 3591 posts
15 Oct 2012 10:15pm


Bank West Happy Banking?
Nah we like screwing you just as much as the other Banks
elmo
elmo
WA
8894 posts
WA, 8894 posts
15 Oct 2012 8:29pm
Richiefish said...
Cute furry creature porn ?...Elmo ?




unfortunately I still feel inadequate
pweedas
pweedas
WA
4642 posts
WA, 4642 posts
15 Oct 2012 11:40pm



Alvin,.. that branch is 20 feet up.
There's no way you can push me up that high so you might as well stop trying now.

Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate
SA
3591 posts
SA, 3591 posts
16 Oct 2012 2:28am
David Attenborough said...


Squirrels, or as they are endearingly referred to in Australia, Root Rats are found in many positions.


terminal
terminal
1421 posts
1421 posts
16 Oct 2012 2:20am


Flying squirrel instructor giving a first lesson - wish I'd seen this before arranging my tandem skydive.

theDoctor
theDoctor
NSW
5786 posts
NSW, 5786 posts
17 Oct 2012 1:02am



thankyou heimlich, that was quite a maneuver, I promise to never swallow nuts whole again
elmo
elmo
WA
8894 posts
WA, 8894 posts
18 Oct 2012 8:03am
2nd day no play, so I'm calling it

Through general consensus and quite good social commentary Zackery takes it



Zachery said...
Wiff my tongue stuck in this hole i didn't think the day could get any worse until everyone started lining up to f@*k me over!






hamburglar
hamburglar
ACT
2174 posts
ACT, 2174 posts
18 Oct 2012 10:01pm

ALAN ALAN ALAN ALAN ......... STEVE STEVE

Kiters picnic

i know i know iv'e been busy


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