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LeStef
LeStef
ACT
514 posts
ACT, 514 posts
20 Jun 2013 9:10am
Ok, let's go with a bit more of verticality:

sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
20 Jun 2013 9:54am
She just couldn't put the book down....it was a real cliff hanger!
PhilSWR
PhilSWR
NSW
1104 posts
NSW, 1104 posts
20 Jun 2013 10:09am



"Can we swap sides, I tend to sleep walk"


Bender
Bender
WA
2236 posts
WA, 2236 posts
20 Jun 2013 8:22am
PhilSWR said..




1/2 mile high club




da vecta
da vecta
QLD
2515 posts
QLD, 2515 posts
20 Jun 2013 10:37am
Wow, this is good reading, must have missed this whole section on equalising anchor points.
elmo
elmo
WA
8894 posts
WA, 8894 posts
20 Jun 2013 8:43am
Why am I sleeping o this side exactly?
briann8300
briann8300
NSW
144 posts
NSW, 144 posts
20 Jun 2013 10:47am
LeStef said..

Ok, let's go with a bit more of verticality:



...so how far is the toilet from here in case I need to go during the night...
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
20 Jun 2013 11:24am
Choosing the Play School podcast at bedtime was to be Oscar's last ever mistake...


...and there were two in the bed and the little one said "roll over, roll over" so they all rolled over and one fell
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Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
WA, 4019 posts
20 Jun 2013 10:06am



I think I'll stick to windsurfing.

sboardcrazy
sboardcrazy
NSW
8345 posts
NSW, 8345 posts
20 Jun 2013 12:19pm
LeStef said..

Ok, let's go with a bit more of verticality:


Latest ad for carabinars..'guaranteed to give you a good nights sleep wherever you are"
MikeyS
MikeyS
VIC
1509 posts
VIC, 1509 posts
20 Jun 2013 12:20pm
Yeah, well the agent said it had good views,neighbours as quiet as the birds, and no drainage problems.
jermaldan
jermaldan
VIC
1572 posts
VIC, 1572 posts
20 Jun 2013 1:37pm
LeStef said..
Ok, let's go with a bit more of verticality:


Sorry honey, not tonight... I've lost my erection.
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
20 Jun 2013 3:00pm
This wasn't exactly what she had in mind when she said she wanted to bed Cliff.
Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate
SA
3591 posts
SA, 3591 posts
20 Jun 2013 3:05pm
Look hun, over there in the plane. Is that, John Denver?
Looks he's waving. With both hands. oh no. oh my god...
Bender
Bender
WA
2236 posts
WA, 2236 posts
20 Jun 2013 2:03pm
LeStef said..

Ok, let's go with a bit more of verticality:



Bloke to says to girl

"I spose a r%$t out of the question then?"
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
20 Jun 2013 5:02pm
MikeyS
MikeyS
VIC
1509 posts
VIC, 1509 posts
20 Jun 2013 5:43pm
Situations where it's not rude to ask her if the chock is tight in the crack.
albers
albers
NSW
1739 posts
NSW, 1739 posts
20 Jun 2013 6:19pm


"Hey Sis, I can see our house from here!"

Beaglebuddy
Beaglebuddy
1595 posts
1595 posts
20 Jun 2013 4:37pm



If I ever get down from here first thing I do I'm going to have my head examined.

terminal
terminal
1421 posts
1421 posts
20 Jun 2013 5:55pm




Bijou self-catering apartment in Yosemite National Park.
Quiet location. Sleeps two.
Right next to El Capitan, with panoramic views of the park.
So snug you wont want to leave it.
lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
6451 posts
NSW, 6451 posts
20 Jun 2013 8:06pm


ROSSS
ROSSS
QLD
47 posts
QLD, 47 posts
20 Jun 2013 8:13pm
Looks like the pizza has arrived.
Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
VIC, 1580 posts
20 Jun 2013 8:50pm

"You were right babe.
Camping out, up here in these 40 knot thermos is sooooo entertaining.....



....here comes another kiter."

rwearn
rwearn
QLD
23 posts
QLD, 23 posts
20 Jun 2013 9:01pm
LeStef said..

Ok, let's go with a bit more of verticality:



I want to do a poo
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
20 Jun 2013 9:09pm

"Hey Cliff, why won't you play poker with me?"

"Because I can't see through your Bluff"...
wintortree
wintortree
NSW
194 posts
NSW, 194 posts
20 Jun 2013 10:58pm
LeStef said..

Ok, let's go with a bit more of verticality:



Do you think we need that.
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
WA, 4019 posts
21 Jun 2013 9:55am


Um..., Grizzly bears can't climb, can they? ... Honey?

Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
WA, 4019 posts
21 Jun 2013 10:03am
LONELY PLANET GUIDE FOR GUYS

Be more involved in travel planning. The laissez faire approach can be fine, but beware!
When your girlfriend tells you your travel plans are "all up in the air," this could be what she has in mind:





Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7279 posts
WA, 7279 posts
21 Jun 2013 10:54am
Cliff and Virgina were starting to regret answering that ad on Seabreeze looking for mountain-sitter(s)

They had even taken advice from theDoctor that they could walk around and stuff

It was going to be a long six months
PhilSWR
PhilSWR
NSW
1104 posts
NSW, 1104 posts
21 Jun 2013 1:37pm



"


"Is your love life fading? Sick of the same old routin in the same old boring place? Well try the all new Demtel Action Love Hamock!! You too can get sky high and go crazy in the wild. Call now and we'll throw in three boxes of extra strong viagra! If you're still not completely satisfied- wait for it- we'll give you another Action Love Hamock, two porno dvds and three more boxes of viagra!!! We guarantee you'll be as horny as a march hare after missing last years matting season. And if your partener still lays there reading a book, simply pull the above pin..."





Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
21 Jun 2013 2:03pm
PhilSWR said..


...and we'll throw in three boxes of extra strong viagra!...





be careful with those... a bloke at work took one and it got stuck in his throat, yeah he had a stiff neck for three days...
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