After Decrepit missed another wedding anniversary due to the wind blowing +20knts, Mrs Decrepit, armed with hair curlers, got her revenge whilst he slept.
Mark Australia tried to keep up with all the new generations trends and attempts some DIY "ManScaping" that he had read about in the kitesurfing forums.
I had to admit the guys were right, my full bushy beard was slowing me down. But I shouldn't have listened to Elmo, when he said, perming my beard into foils would get me to 40kts
During Luderitz 2013, Decrepit tried to convince A2 that these new aerodynamic asymetric 'speed' tubes would give him an extra 1-2knts. A2 was not convinced.
Actually, I love it when I get too close to the wrapping counter at Myer,,, but,,shhhh ,, dont tell anyone. " I feel pretty.. Oh so pretty.. I feel pretty and witty and gaaaaay"
