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da vecta
da vecta
QLD
2515 posts
QLD, 2515 posts
29 May 2015 11:06am

sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
29 May 2015 11:12am
The buck (literally) stops with......the guy just below me!
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
29 May 2015 11:40am
i am not a racist.
White, brown, yellow - colour is unimportant to me. It's the contents of the envelope, not its colour that matters.
hardpole
hardpole
WA
609 posts
WA, 609 posts
29 May 2015 10:43am
The amount of money you give me doesn't matter, as long as the number is THIS long.
ka43
ka43
NSW
3105 posts
NSW, 3105 posts
29 May 2015 1:09pm
F.I.F.A.
Filthy Inhouse Filching Association.
ka43
ka43
NSW
3105 posts
NSW, 3105 posts
29 May 2015 1:11pm
And you thought the Catholic Church was good at covering **** up??
Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate
SA
3591 posts
SA, 3591 posts
29 May 2015 2:20pm

If your the-president-of-a-corrupt-world-sporting-organisation-who-deliberately-mislead-investigators-and-receive-millions-of-dollars-of-bribes-from-governments-which-are-funded-by-tax-payers clap your hands
Gestalt
Gestalt
QLD
14963 posts
QLD, 14963 posts
29 May 2015 3:01pm


welcome to my fiefadom.
TGale
TGale
TAS
301 posts
TAS, 301 posts
29 May 2015 5:08pm
da vecta said..



Go forth into the world in peace;
be of good courage;
hold fast that which is good;
render to no one evil for evil;
strengthen the fainthearted;
support the weak;
help the afflicted;
honour everyone;
love and serve the Game,
rejoicing in the power of the Round Ball;
and the blessing of Sepp almighty,
the Father, the Ball, and the Holy Net,
be among you and remain with you always. Amen.
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
29 May 2015 5:26pm




"Yes I don't know how this could have happened, I applied all the techniques I learnt at the Don King School of Sports Governance..."
terminal
terminal
1421 posts
1421 posts
29 May 2015 4:54pm
da vecta said..



"What ref! It wasn't me! Anyway, if you didn't see it, you can't penalise me!"
da vecta
da vecta
QLD
2515 posts
QLD, 2515 posts
29 May 2015 8:30pm
James O'Conner's kick only went about this far.
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23674 posts
WA, 23674 posts
29 May 2015 6:34pm
Hey waddaya worry about, we only do it every 4yrs
albers
albers
NSW
1739 posts
NSW, 1739 posts
29 May 2015 9:09pm


"and the winner is .....................Guy Sebastian!!!"
albers
albers
NSW
1739 posts
NSW, 1739 posts
29 May 2015 9:14pm


"I'm too old to be doing this sh!t"

greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
29 May 2015 11:49pm
da vecta said..



Hey, my grandchildrens superyachts will run out of cocaine and 'Patron in three years if you continue this fecking ghost hunt!
stroppo
stroppo
WA
748 posts
WA, 748 posts
30 May 2015 12:09am


I DOODED IT AND I DON'T CARE !!CKERS
terminal
terminal
1421 posts
1421 posts
30 May 2015 2:02am





There's a FIFA this and a FIFA that.
John340
John340
QLD
3414 posts
QLD, 3414 posts
30 May 2015 1:04pm



The Beautiful Game - Run by a crook who knows nothing and supported by administrators feathering their own nests
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
31 May 2015 9:25am
As you can see here I have a cast bronze replica of one of my balls. Yes it is big. They have to be.
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7279 posts
WA, 7279 posts
31 May 2015 6:39pm




I have been accused of running the most morally corrupt sport in the world.

Well, let me tell my friends...
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
WA, 4019 posts
31 May 2015 10:07pm
Having demonstrated the skills required for advancement in the Catholic church, Sett practices blessing the people.




elmo
elmo
WA
8894 posts
WA, 8894 posts
31 May 2015 10:28pm
Simon say's put your bribes in the bag
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
3 Jun 2015 10:36am
Now just before I leave for the airport, can someone here confirm which Countries don't have extradition agreements with the USA! I've rung the Ecuadorian embassy in London but all their beds are taken.
John340
John340
QLD
3414 posts
QLD, 3414 posts
3 Jun 2015 10:58am
I'd love to chat, but I got to get out of here before the FBI arrives
Al Planet
Al Planet
TAS
1548 posts
TAS, 1548 posts
3 Jun 2015 1:43pm
da vecta said..



....What's going on .....some guy on the internet said he could fix my erection...fully legitimate...like why would the FBI be interested is that..
da vecta
da vecta
QLD
2515 posts
QLD, 2515 posts
3 Jun 2015 6:11pm
I have now successfully made it onto Seabreeze caption comp so I therefore announce my retirement.
LeStef
LeStef
ACT
514 posts
ACT, 514 posts
3 Jun 2015 11:49pm
BREAKING NEWS:
Step Ladder has been stood down.
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
WA, 4019 posts
4 Jun 2015 8:19am
I can't retire just yet. I have a pile of papers THIS BIG that I have to shred so they can't pin any thing on me.




da vecta
da vecta
QLD
2515 posts
QLD, 2515 posts
4 Jun 2015 9:51pm
I'm going to call it. 3rd place goes to Richiefish. Equal 2nd to Albers & Carantoc with some bonus points for the poker dot cup.

... but the winner is...Terminal with "There's a FIFA this and a FIFA that". Take it away matey...
terminal
terminal
1421 posts
1421 posts
5 Jun 2015 2:04am
Ok mate - I'll see what I can find.

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