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AusMoz
AusMoz
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QLD, 1514 posts
9 Jul 2015 7:52pm
Go for it!


terminal
terminal
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1421 posts
9 Jul 2015 5:57pm



Your's might work for a zebra mate, but sharks don't get to see many zebras!
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
9 Jul 2015 8:23pm
Kiter Kev was sick of being ridiculed for wearing his boardies over his wetsuit so he came up with this...



NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
9 Jul 2015 11:48pm


Testing the theory that sharks wont eat turkish delight or licorice allsorts.
da vecta
da vecta
QLD
2515 posts
QLD, 2515 posts
10 Jul 2015 10:34am
Honestly, prison recreation is getting far too lenient these days.
waveslave
waveslave
WA
4263 posts
WA, 4263 posts
10 Jul 2015 9:31am





"Dude, is that your kite resting on the sand over there to the right ... the one with the stripes ?"




Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
10 Jul 2015 3:27pm



Leeroy was confident his new suit and stripy board camouflage would work just as well repelling crocodiles as he went to surf the Zambezi riptide....

xoff
xoff
QLD
99 posts
QLD, 99 posts
10 Jul 2015 7:02pm


Stripe guy says, "Your a wa**er"
Blue guy replies, "We're both wa**ers"
TGale
TGale
TAS
301 posts
TAS, 301 posts
10 Jul 2015 10:21pm
AusMoz said...





Next moment, after rerequesting a frontal pose, the shocked female photographer realised it was body paint...
brady
brady
TAS
454 posts
TAS, 454 posts
12 Jul 2015 8:57pm
Derrick recognised Jonah's passion for mammals, but could never understand why Jonah requested his surfboard be decorated with his two favourite animals - the zebra and the beaver
albers
albers
NSW
1739 posts
NSW, 1739 posts
13 Jul 2015 6:43pm


After giving up tennis and Australia, Bernard Tomic represented Croatia in surfing and was often seen with his best mate Nick Kyrgios by his side
TristanF
TristanF
VIC
230 posts
VIC, 230 posts
14 Jul 2015 11:18pm

Just tell me honestly Underlay - does this make my thighs look big?


Sandfoot
Sandfoot
VIC
573 posts
VIC, 573 posts
16 Jul 2015 11:36pm
AusMoz said...
Go for it!
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Black and white stripes are just so 1994 no sharks will go anywhere near you darling.



sboardcrazy
sboardcrazy
NSW
8345 posts
NSW, 8345 posts
17 Jul 2015 11:08pm
AusMoz said..
Go for it!




Here sharky sharky -now you see me, now you don't!
TristanF
TristanF
VIC
230 posts
VIC, 230 posts
17 Jul 2015 11:49pm


"Do you ever feel like it's time we stopped getting Mum to make our wetsuits?"

TristanF
TristanF
VIC
230 posts
VIC, 230 posts
18 Jul 2015 12:13am



Despite 30 years in the making, Ken Done's entry into the surfwear market, launched at Maroubra Beach, was short lived.
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23674 posts
WA, 23674 posts
17 Jul 2015 10:20pm
Marty from Madagascar meets Avatar was not much of a success, much less as a surf movie



Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
18 Jul 2015 9:40am
Richiefish said..
Kiter Kev was sick of being ridiculed for wearing his boardies over his wetsuit so he came up with this...




Kiter Kev and his friend Boogieboard Barry, scanning the water for Barry's lost board...?
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7279 posts
WA, 7279 posts
19 Jul 2015 4:12pm
When Timm heard a rumour that Cobra gear was going up by 40% this year he stuck to the bargain bin.

Oh how he wished he hadn't listened to rumours.
Parked
Parked
NSW
169 posts
NSW, 169 posts
19 Jul 2015 10:47pm
terminal said..












Your's might work for a zebra mate, but sharks don't get to see many zebras!






Didn't make Eurovision in this year, nah no beard and dress, better go for a surf, eh...
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
20 Jul 2015 8:00am
Mick Fanning and Julian Wilson get ready for the rescheduled jbay final.
John340
John340
QLD
3414 posts
QLD, 3414 posts
20 Jul 2015 2:50pm
^^ Snags, that didn't take long!

Seriously, if they work then anyone surfing, kiting or windsurfing in shark teritory should wear one
Al Planet
Al Planet
TAS
1548 posts
TAS, 1548 posts
20 Jul 2015 3:02pm
AusMoz said..
Go for it!



I thought this was the Neil Pryde 2016 thread..
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
WA, 4019 posts
21 Jul 2015 9:59am
John340 said..
^^ Snags, that didn't take long!

Seriously, if they work then anyone surfing, kiting or windsurfing in shark teritory should wear one


I have seen video of the trials for these wetsuits. They weren't allowed to use human shaped dummies, but they used drums filled with fish. The drums were plain, or covered with neoprene in these patterns. Sharks have poor visual resolution but good contrast recognition. This means they have trouble discriminating broken outlines. They mostly attack from below and the "prey" is outlined against the blue sky above. From below, a surfer on a board in a black wetsuit looks remarkably like a fat seal. Anyway, back to the experiment - the drums coated in the patterns confused the sharks. They swam up to them but did not bite them. It was like the shark knew there was something tasty there but couldn't quite see where it was. They attacked the plain drum. Research done At UWA by Shaun Collin
www.smartmarinesystems.com
sboardcrazy
sboardcrazy
NSW
8345 posts
NSW, 8345 posts
21 Jul 2015 12:53pm
Windxtasy said..
John340 said..
^^ Snags, that didn't take long!

Seriously, if they work then anyone surfing, kiting or windsurfing in shark teritory should wear one


I have seen video of the trials for these wetsuits. They weren't allowed to use human shaped dummies, but they used drums filled with fish. The drums were plain, or covered with neoprene in these patterns. Sharks have poor visual resolution but good contrast recognition. This means they have trouble discriminating broken outlines. They mostly attack from below and the "prey" is outlined against the blue sky above. From below, a surfer on a board in a black wetsuit looks remarkably like a fat seal. Anyway, back to the experiment - the drums coated in the patterns confused the sharks. They swam up to them but did not bite them. It was like the shark knew there was something tasty there but couldn't quite see where it was. They attacked the plain drum. Research done At UWA by Shaun Collin
www.smartmarinesystems.com


sboardcrazy said..
AusMoz said..
Go for it!




Here sharky sharky -now you see me, now you don't!


I'd watched the shark deterrent research video too - hence this post..
AusMoz
AusMoz
QLD
1514 posts
QLD, 1514 posts
22 Jul 2015 12:17am
sboardcrazy said..

Windxtasy said..

John340 said..
^^ Snags, that didn't take long!

Seriously, if they work then anyone surfing, kiting or windsurfing in shark teritory should wear one



I have seen video of the trials for these wetsuits. They weren't allowed to use human shaped dummies, but they used drums filled with fish. The drums were plain, or covered with neoprene in these patterns. Sharks have poor visual resolution but good contrast recognition. This means they have trouble discriminating broken outlines. They mostly attack from below and the "prey" is outlined against the blue sky above. From below, a surfer on a board in a black wetsuit looks remarkably like a fat seal. Anyway, back to the experiment - the drums coated in the patterns confused the sharks. They swam up to them but did not bite them. It was like the shark knew there was something tasty there but couldn't quite see where it was. They attacked the plain drum. Research done At UWA by Shaun Collin
www.smartmarinesystems.com




sboardcrazy said..

AusMoz said..
Go for it!




Here sharky sharky -now you see me, now you don't!



I'd watched the shark deterrent research video too - hence this post..


After this weeks events at J-Bay, I will call the winner tomorrow and put this thread behind us.
AusMoz
AusMoz
QLD
1514 posts
QLD, 1514 posts
22 Jul 2015 6:09pm
brady said..
Derrick recognised Jonah's passion for mammals, but could never understand why Jonah requested his surfboard be decorated with his two favourite animals - the zebra and the beaver


Brady your the WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
brynoz
brynoz
QLD
177 posts
QLD, 177 posts
22 Jul 2015 7:03pm
Now that marriage equality is legit someone has to wear the stripes in the relationship.

brady
brady
TAS
454 posts
TAS, 454 posts
22 Jul 2015 9:12pm
AusMoz said..

brady said..
Derrick recognised Jonah's passion for mammals, but could never understand why Jonah requested his surfboard be decorated with his two favourite animals - the zebra and the beaver



Brady your the WINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Gosh! I've come over all miss congeniality.

World peace!

(I dare you to juggle the word order for that first bit)


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