WA
2331 posts
Groucho Marx in "A Day at the Sweatshop"
892 posts
The new welding visor 'Heads Up Display' was a real hit with the workers. No need to stop work to check the plans.
892 posts
Those glossy pages are no good for wiping anyway.
WA
1346 posts
The simple solution to those pesky journo's finding yer cheap 457 visa employees.
Time saving device. You can read the paper after work as it is still imprinted on your eyeballs.
WA
2236 posts
"That newspaper is coming out of your pay"
said the doggy 457 host employer to Soonwill haveascar, his new 457 worker from India
QLD
1497 posts
Woody Allen simulates the safe way to view a solar eclipse.
WA
23674 posts
Sum Cum's addiction to porno was beginning to be a problem....
QLD
1497 posts
After the stock market crash drained his eyebrow grooming funds, it was back to regular work for John Howard.
Given his love for the work choices legislation he thought it wise to hide his true identity from the shop floor.
QLD
4874 posts
Whilst the children were bitterly dissappointed Chano the clown forgot his outfit & face paint, his improvised paper mask and the dance of the flaming ar5eholes with a sparkler was a great hit.
WA
23674 posts
The boys always put on a bit of a show when they saw the Worksafe inspector coming
QLD
679 posts
Bloody chinese glasses, not worth the paper they were billed on.
WA
160 posts
Due to his cunning disguise, no one suspected John Smith was a North Korean double agent
WA
160 posts
Casual Friday at Beijing Steel Works
QLD
4874 posts
Little did Lee Chow Ming realise that his actions meant serious injury was imminent...............
having little knowledge that Paper cuts account for 1000 deaths in China each year.
QLD
4874 posts
The factory staff were very cruel - Foolscap knew he'd always be ruled and never quite as popular as Afour.
WA
8894 posts
God damit, I forgot to tear eye holes in my page
WA
8894 posts
Backyard disco with industrial sparklers
WA
23674 posts
No no roundeye you guys all wong, paper so good for stopping sparks and fire!!!
WA
23674 posts
Akiro Kochimura was considered a pussy by the other boys as they used rice paper
WA
8894 posts
Blast, I've put my helmet on upside down again
QLD
1497 posts
Bad-Li Fooked couldn't afford a plastic surgeon after his accidental disfigurement at the North Korean Nuclear Facility Tuna Cannery and so had to resort to the ACME Do-it-yourself Face Reconstruction kit.
WA
373 posts
filling out a JSA was a mandantory requirement at lucky big bright sparks fabrication shop, long fat, took it to the extreme and put it on as well.
QLD
7436 posts
Stewies always got his face stuck in a fish and chip wrapper.
VIC
1509 posts
Instructions for operation of human CNC machine:
1. Insert code in front of code reader.
2. Give verbal START command.
WA
323 posts
Chinese safety boots takes on an all new meaning
TAS
2317 posts
Driven to the limits of frustration by the need to write a caption that would be considered riotously funny by the windsurfing crowd, yet at the same time would not offend Laurie's delicate nature, nor be considered anti-female, anti-male, anti-kiting, un-Australian, derogatory or critical in any way, self-promoting, or promoting other websites, politically biased, racially biased, culturally insensitive, culturally over-sensitive, or (heaven forbid) long-winded, Wet Willy finally snapped and went on a kill-crazy welding rampage with a piece of paper stuck on his face.
WA
8894 posts
Jeeze, I've got a sweaty crotch
