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Sparky
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8 Dec 2016 11:23am
Thank you Windxstasy for your seal of approval.






Cambodge
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8 Dec 2016 4:23pm
Oops! The wife came home early.
John340
John340
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8 Dec 2016 4:29pm
Private pole dancing's unexpected hazards
ka43
ka43
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8 Dec 2016 7:23pm
"Lucky Im not facing the wall, Id go over backwards"
Orange Whip
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8 Dec 2016 7:14pm






Wave sailor Wayne's strategy of pumping like hell on light wind days often led to him going off the rails
Jono77
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8 Dec 2016 7:23pm
Sparky said...





I don't think the rail is legal height









forceten
forceten
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9 Dec 2016 3:40am
i should have worn my Spider-Man outfit
Mastbender
Mastbender
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9 Dec 2016 5:53am
Starting out my acting career doing a men's underwear commercial, totally sucks, and I'm leaning against a cold stupid painting!
When do I get paid?
And I probably don't even get to keep the underwear.
hamburglar
hamburglar
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9 Dec 2016 12:28pm
Sparky said..
Thank you Windxstasy for your seal of approval.








KOTP is that you ................. inside wearing the dress
Sparky
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9 Dec 2016 10:04am
I'm wondering why the pretty wife is married to the billionaire with the luxury apartment in Paris?
Magic Ride
Magic Ride
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9 Dec 2016 11:21am
She ended it with the underwear model, and her husband just kicked him out. The husband will finish him off later after his wife falls asleep.
Sparky
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9 Dec 2016 12:10pm
The husband knows she is cheating on him because every time he comes home their parrot says "quick, out the window".
albers
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9 Dec 2016 6:32pm


The man behind the creed:

"If you're not living life on the edge, you are taking up too much space"
Jupiter
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9 Dec 2016 3:42pm
My marriage counsellor promised me to give some hands-on tips. She is demonstrating the finer points on how to show affections.
Beaglebuddy
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10 Dec 2016 5:33am








Fortunately the old geezer usually only lasts about 10 minutes then passes out, it's getting cold out here!



Jupiter
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10 Dec 2016 12:31pm
Being one who lives his life very close to the edge, Jock always has a very tight schedule. As soon as Dick's wife Daisy left to meet her new girlfriend Kylie, Jock and Dick will resume their morning tea session.
Windxtasy
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11 Dec 2016 11:02am



What better disguise for eavesdropping? No questions asked!



Magic Ride
Magic Ride
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11 Dec 2016 12:24pm
Tippy, tippy toe in my garden, all the other flowers dwell. And when I tippy, tippy toe along, I wait for the dong to bong. And when I hear the snoring dong, I wait until she sings my song. I peak and see he's out ping pong, she kicks him off the bed and rides my dong.
Sparky
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11 Dec 2016 1:13pm
Magic Ride said...
Tippy, tippy toe in my garden, all the other flowers dwell. And when I tippy, tippy toe along, I wait for the dong to bong. And when I hear the snoring dong, I wait until she sings my song. I peak and see he's out ping pong, she kicks him off the bed and rides my dong.


Ok then.
albers
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11 Dec 2016 5:27pm
Sparky said..

Magic Ride said...
Tippy, tippy toe in my garden, all the other flowers dwell. And when I tippy, tippy toe along, I wait for the dong to bong. And when I hear the snoring dong, I wait until she sings my song. I peak and see he's out ping pong, she kicks him off the bed and rides my dong.



Ok then.


Sounds more like a caption from Mr. Magic Mushroom Ride
Sparky
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11 Dec 2016 4:37pm
Magic Ride said..
Tippy, tippy toe in my garden, all the other flowers dwell. And when I tippy, tippy toe along, I wait for the dong to bong. And when I hear the snoring dong, I wait until she sings my song. I peak and see he's out ping pong, she kicks him off the bed and rides my dong.


How do you ride a Vietnamese unit of currency? Or am I being a naive young Aussie lad?
Sparky
Sparky
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11 Dec 2016 4:38pm
Apparently for 1 US dollar you can get 15000 dongs!
Sparky
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17 Dec 2016 8:05pm
This thread is about to drop off the first page. So.... Last call.
Richiefish
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18 Dec 2016 7:57am
Fortunately Kev was used to dangling and had an escape plan.




Sparky
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19 Dec 2016 9:26am
Firstly, a Merry Christmas to all.
And the winner is.......
Cambodge. Well done, over to you.
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