It's getting harder and harder to find good pics these days...I just spent an hour and a half and this is the best I could do, unless you want to see Kermit the Frog getting stoned or two dogs stuck together at the genitals..
Do your worst! Alteration of the photo is encouraged, and captions referring to windsurfing and other watersports get extra merit!
Double points for the effective use of Batman!