Caption Comp 520 - over 50 Knots

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KA360
KA360
NSW
803 posts
NSW, 803 posts
4 Jun 2020 10:21am
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
7279 posts
WA, 7279 posts
4 Jun 2020 8:42am
One man's trash is another man's treasure
mr love
mr love
VIC
2424 posts
VIC, 2424 posts
4 Jun 2020 10:58am
What do Kite racers do when there's no wind....Extreme Crochet
MikeyS
MikeyS
VIC
1509 posts
VIC, 1509 posts
4 Jun 2020 11:02am
Eh, Francesco! I though I told you to get taglietelle lines (you testa di cazzo).
Imax1
Imax1
QLD
4950 posts
QLD, 4950 posts
4 Jun 2020 11:15am
See , thats what happens when kiters never give way .
Sparky
Sparky
WA
1122 posts
WA, 1122 posts
4 Jun 2020 9:19am
Look I'm sure we'll get back on the water, I just have to pull a few strings.
Sparky
Sparky
WA
1122 posts
WA, 1122 posts
4 Jun 2020 9:22am
"Are you going kiting today?"
"No, I'm a frayed knot"
olskool
olskool
QLD
2463 posts
QLD, 2463 posts
4 Jun 2020 12:10pm
Kiter boyz having a lil Bromance.
'Aww Pete i dunno which bit im gonna use for your friendship bracelet. Im in such a pickle..'
FormulaNova
FormulaNova
WA
15100 posts
WA, 15100 posts
4 Jun 2020 10:27am
Come on guys, if we get this right we can build a sail and finally become the windsurfers we always wanted to be.
oldmic
oldmic
NSW
358 posts
NSW, 358 posts
4 Jun 2020 1:39pm
"anyone found an end"
Tardy
Tardy
5354 posts
5354 posts
4 Jun 2020 11:53am
this tandem kitesurfing doesn't work ,
elmo
elmo
WA
8894 posts
WA, 8894 posts
4 Jun 2020 12:21pm
1/2 ctn tangle
FormulaNova
FormulaNova
WA
15100 posts
WA, 15100 posts
4 Jun 2020 1:09pm
KA360 said..


Ahh, guys, do you think this will go faster if we disconnect the lines from the kites first?
Jetlag
Jetlag
NSW
195 posts
NSW, 195 posts
4 Jun 2020 3:47pm
The covert strike by the WLF (Windsurfers Liberation Front) was crude yet effective. Celebratory back loop Shakas all round the break!!
Tardy
Tardy
5354 posts
5354 posts
4 Jun 2020 3:41pm
ok ,red is Bushels ,Yellow is Bell ,white is Dilma, orange is english breakfast .Simple .
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
4 Jun 2020 6:31pm
After this Walter was never again trusted with the team washing.
John340
John340
QLD
3414 posts
QLD, 3414 posts
4 Jun 2020 6:49pm
Making connections on kiter social media
Paddles B'mere
Paddles B'mere
QLD
3586 posts
QLD, 3586 posts
4 Jun 2020 7:00pm
Instead of putting all their car keys into the fruit bowl at their yearly swingers party, the kiters came up with a novel game of "follow the kite lines" to find their partner for the night.
lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
6451 posts
NSW, 6451 posts
4 Jun 2020 7:50pm
" Keep looking dude, Im sure we caught a poledancer in here somewhere"
Imax1
Imax1
QLD
4950 posts
QLD, 4950 posts
4 Jun 2020 8:01pm
lotofwind said..
" Keep looking dude, Im sure we caught a poledancer in here somewhere"


No , ...... , no , there was not . It's a tea baggers problem only .
The reason you hang out with us is because we are fun.
Closely look at the pic , not one smile , if it was entangled sailors we would be grinning , enough said.
Tardy
Tardy
5354 posts
5354 posts
4 Jun 2020 6:27pm
Paddles B'mere said..
Instead of putting all their car keys into the fruit bowl at their yearly swingers party, the kiters came up with a novel game of "follow the kite lines" to find their partner for the night.


ha ha priceless ..windsurfers end up with pole dancers right
Jetlag
Jetlag
NSW
195 posts
NSW, 195 posts
4 Jun 2020 8:48pm
I told you something bad would happen if we didn't wear board shorts!!
FormulaNova
FormulaNova
WA
15100 posts
WA, 15100 posts
4 Jun 2020 9:10pm
KA360 said..


As a joke Ted used to walk past all the kites sitting on the beach and dump a bunch of twisted up kite lines on the top. It was hilarious and made sailing so much easier later in the day.
js68
js68
TAS
113 posts
TAS, 113 posts
5 Jun 2020 11:29am
More fun than a 30000 piece jigsaw puzzle...
Orange Whip
Orange Whip
QLD
1081 posts
QLD, 1081 posts
5 Jun 2020 7:49pm


Kiteboarding 101: Getting your sh#t together.
decrepit
decrepit
WA
12883 posts
WA, 12883 posts
5 Jun 2020 6:19pm
Next time the team goes on tour, don't just dump all the lines in the same basket, then let the puppy get hold of them!
Paddles B'mere
Paddles B'mere
QLD
3586 posts
QLD, 3586 posts
6 Jun 2020 7:47am
Fark no Tardy, if I saw all those blokes out kiting I'd leave my sailing gear in the car
Coops052
Coops052
QLD
24 posts
QLD, 24 posts
6 Jun 2020 12:36pm
Who's got the meatballs!
TrevWello
TrevWello
QLD
25 posts
QLD, 25 posts
6 Jun 2020 5:46pm
I would call in me ol' windsurfing mate from the 1980s ....Edward Scissorhands. He will sort out the poor fellas ...
MarkSSC
MarkSSC
QLD
642 posts
QLD, 642 posts
6 Jun 2020 11:26pm
When asked to put a new 'thread' up on Seabreeze, these dudes took things far too literally.
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
6 Jun 2020 11:42pm


With the Olympic Committee on the beach ready for the evaluation, the tea-baggers showed just how exiting a spectator sport kite racing really is...
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