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Caption Comp 520 - over 50 Knots

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Created by KA360 > 9 months ago, 4 Jun 2020
KA360
NSW, 801 posts
4 Jun 2020 10:21AM
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Carantoc
WA, 6309 posts
4 Jun 2020 8:42AM
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One man's trash is another man's treasure

mr love
VIC, 2290 posts
4 Jun 2020 10:58AM
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What do Kite racers do when there's no wind....Extreme Crochet

MikeyS
VIC, 1506 posts
4 Jun 2020 11:02AM
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Eh, Francesco! I though I told you to get taglietelle lines (you testa di cazzo).

Imax1
QLD, 4520 posts
4 Jun 2020 11:15AM
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See , thats what happens when kiters never give way .

Sparky
WA, 1121 posts
4 Jun 2020 9:19AM
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Look I'm sure we'll get back on the water, I just have to pull a few strings.

Sparky
WA, 1121 posts
4 Jun 2020 9:22AM
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"Are you going kiting today?"
"No, I'm a frayed knot"

olskool
QLD, 2444 posts
4 Jun 2020 12:10PM
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Kiter boyz having a lil Bromance.
'Aww Pete i dunno which bit im gonna use for your friendship bracelet. Im in such a pickle..'

FormulaNova
WA, 14033 posts
4 Jun 2020 10:27AM
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Come on guys, if we get this right we can build a sail and finally become the windsurfers we always wanted to be.

oldmic
NSW, 343 posts
4 Jun 2020 1:39PM
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"anyone found an end"

Tardy
QLD, 4916 posts
4 Jun 2020 1:53PM
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this tandem kitesurfing doesn't work ,

elmo
WA, 8659 posts
4 Jun 2020 12:21PM
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1/2 ctn tangle

FormulaNova
WA, 14033 posts
4 Jun 2020 1:09PM
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KA360 said..


Ahh, guys, do you think this will go faster if we disconnect the lines from the kites first?

Jetlag
NSW, 168 posts
4 Jun 2020 3:47PM
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The covert strike by the WLF (Windsurfers Liberation Front) was crude yet effective. Celebratory back loop Shakas all round the break!!

Tardy
QLD, 4916 posts
4 Jun 2020 5:41PM
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ok ,red is Bushels ,Yellow is Bell ,white is Dilma, orange is english breakfast .Simple .

NotWal
QLD, 7426 posts
4 Jun 2020 6:31PM
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After this Walter was never again trusted with the team washing.

John340
QLD, 3037 posts
4 Jun 2020 6:49PM
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Making connections on kiter social media

Paddles B'mere
QLD, 3586 posts
4 Jun 2020 7:00PM
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Instead of putting all their car keys into the fruit bowl at their yearly swingers party, the kiters came up with a novel game of "follow the kite lines" to find their partner for the night.

lotofwind
NSW, 6450 posts
4 Jun 2020 7:50PM
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" Keep looking dude, Im sure we caught a poledancer in here somewhere"

Imax1
QLD, 4520 posts
4 Jun 2020 8:01PM
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lotofwind said..
" Keep looking dude, Im sure we caught a poledancer in here somewhere"


No , ...... , no , there was not . It's a tea baggers problem only .
The reason you hang out with us is because we are fun.
Closely look at the pic , not one smile , if it was entangled sailors we would be grinning , enough said.

Tardy
QLD, 4916 posts
4 Jun 2020 8:27PM
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Paddles B'mere said..
Instead of putting all their car keys into the fruit bowl at their yearly swingers party, the kiters came up with a novel game of "follow the kite lines" to find their partner for the night.


ha ha priceless ..windsurfers end up with pole dancers right

Jetlag
NSW, 168 posts
4 Jun 2020 8:48PM
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I told you something bad would happen if we didn't wear board shorts!!

FormulaNova
WA, 14033 posts
4 Jun 2020 9:10PM
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KA360 said..


As a joke Ted used to walk past all the kites sitting on the beach and dump a bunch of twisted up kite lines on the top. It was hilarious and made sailing so much easier later in the day.

js68
TAS, 113 posts
5 Jun 2020 11:29AM
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More fun than a 30000 piece jigsaw puzzle...

Orange Whip
QLD, 1039 posts
5 Jun 2020 7:49PM
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Kiteboarding 101: Getting your sh#t together.

decrepit
WA, 11823 posts
5 Jun 2020 6:19PM
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Next time the team goes on tour, don't just dump all the lines in the same basket, then let the puppy get hold of them!

Paddles B'mere
QLD, 3586 posts
6 Jun 2020 7:47AM
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Fark no Tardy, if I saw all those blokes out kiting I'd leave my sailing gear in the car

Coops052
QLD, 22 posts
6 Jun 2020 12:36PM
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Who's got the meatballs!

TrevWello
QLD, 23 posts
6 Jun 2020 5:46PM
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I would call in me ol' windsurfing mate from the 1980s ....Edward Scissorhands. He will sort out the poor fellas ...

MarkSSC
QLD, 625 posts
6 Jun 2020 11:26PM
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When asked to put a new 'thread' up on Seabreeze, these dudes took things far too literally.

Waterloo
QLD, 1493 posts
6 Jun 2020 11:42PM
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With the Olympic Committee on the beach ready for the evaluation, the tea-baggers showed just how exiting a spectator sport kite racing really is...



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