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Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
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Bondalucci Bondalucci
VIC, 1580 posts
19 May 2009 8:26pm
Here's one for the kiddies!!


elmo
elmo
WA
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elmo elmo
WA, 8894 posts
19 May 2009 7:44pm
Entry Nº2 in the All Nartural Flaming farts rocketeering competition
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
Richiefish Richiefish
QLD, 5612 posts
19 May 2009 9:56pm
BOOST ! (Gladys didnt need a kite)
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
Richiefish Richiefish
QLD, 5612 posts
19 May 2009 10:01pm
The payload challenge of the model rocket competition went to contestant 2.
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
Waterloo Waterloo
QLD, 1497 posts
19 May 2009 10:10pm
Granny was up for the Kellogs Allbran challenge.




elmo
elmo
WA
8894 posts
elmo elmo
WA, 8894 posts
19 May 2009 8:17pm
With the budget cuts the defense dept could no longer afford high tech missiles, the armed forces were in dissaray till one clever bugger came up with the idea to employ spare Nanna's (also saving on pensions) by sticking a couple of model rocket engines up their freckles and sending them of to have a stern word with the enemy.



Sorry about the length
easty
easty
TAS
2213 posts
easty easty
TAS, 2213 posts
19 May 2009 10:17pm
Although satisfied with her result after a diet of beans for 3 weeks, Edith suddenly realised she had left her nylon bloomers on.
elmo
elmo
WA
8894 posts
elmo elmo
WA, 8894 posts
19 May 2009 8:19pm
Fireworks lacked popularity in the daylight, till the "spiraling nanna" was invented
elmo
elmo
WA
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elmo elmo
WA, 8894 posts
19 May 2009 8:20pm
easty said...

Although satisfied with her result after a diet of beans for 3 weeks, Edith suddenly realised she had left her nylon bloomers on.


EFS
Emissions Filter Systems
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
Richiefish Richiefish
QLD, 5612 posts
19 May 2009 10:20pm
Fartmans mum always got a good view of the parade.
easty
easty
TAS
2213 posts
easty easty
TAS, 2213 posts
19 May 2009 10:28pm
elmo said...

Fireworks lacked popularity in the daylight, till the "spiraling nanna" was invented


Sorry, a quick aside here - I was talking to an ex workmate who said he'd just been to his aunt's "funeral", but what she had organised was for her ashes to be made into skyrockets, and all the family and friends had a big bonfire and watched her go out with a bang. WTF? Back to the comp -

Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
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Mark _australia Mark _australia
WA, 23685 posts
19 May 2009 9:01pm
Quick aside number 2. Is that gut hanging out at the bottom of the zipper?
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
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Windxtasy Windxtasy
WA, 4019 posts
19 May 2009 9:09pm
easty said...

elmo said...

Fireworks lacked popularity in the daylight, till the "spiraling nanna" was invented


Sorry, a quick aside here - I was talking to an ex workmate who said he'd just been to his aunt's "funeral", but what she had organised was for her ashes to be made into skyrockets, and all the family and friends had a big bonfire and watched her go out with a bang. WTF? Back to the comp -




What a good idea!

Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
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Mark _australia Mark _australia
WA, 23685 posts
19 May 2009 9:21pm
Mavis regretted ordering the szechuan beef last night
decrepit
decrepit
WA
12885 posts
decrepit decrepit
WA, 12885 posts
19 May 2009 9:32pm
She looks confident now, but wait till it starts coming back down!!!!
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
Windxtasy Windxtasy
WA, 4019 posts
19 May 2009 9:41pm
Bondalucci said...







Mythbusters asked their new 'crash test nanny' to take a seat, but Agnes was worried where the seat was taking her...
Marvin
Marvin
WA
725 posts
Marvin Marvin
WA, 725 posts
19 May 2009 9:53pm
A Beautiful Mind
Marvin
Marvin
WA
725 posts
Marvin Marvin
WA, 725 posts
19 May 2009 9:54pm
Mavis got a rocket allright, but it was not exactly what George had in mind.
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
greenleader greenleader
QLD, 5283 posts
19 May 2009 11:55pm
"wet cythereas" aunt "hot flangelico" touches down for another kinky s&m video shoot.
Marvin
Marvin
WA
725 posts
Marvin Marvin
WA, 725 posts
19 May 2009 9:55pm
Witch divining for the 21st century - if she survives, she's not a witch.
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
greenleader greenleader
QLD, 5283 posts
20 May 2009 12:05am
oooh frank, i'm not sure those new gastric reflux tablets are working properly.
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
sausage sausage
QLD, 4874 posts
20 May 2009 12:22am
And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the gran they think I am at home
Oh no no no.................... I'm a rocket nan
Rocket nan burning up her fart out here alone.....................
Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
Bondalucci Bondalucci
VIC, 1580 posts
20 May 2009 12:43am
Granny was so excited about her first trip to Yellowstone National Park.
- She even brought her own chair, so she could just sit and watch "Old Faithful" all day long......

....Unfortunately, try as she might, she couldn't see "Old Faithful" anywhere!!!!



Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
Waterloo Waterloo
QLD, 1497 posts
20 May 2009 12:46am
cue chortling adolescent voice "aww honest nan - if you knock back this packet of mentos and scull this bottle of coke, yool cure yer hot flushes for good...honest nan"




Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
Waterloo Waterloo
QLD, 1497 posts
20 May 2009 12:54am
sausage said...

And I think it's gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the gran they think I am at home
Oh no no no.................... I'm a rocket nan
Rocket nan burning up her fart out here alone.....................



Thanks Sausage, I am going to be singing rocket nan all day tomorrow - can't get that tune out of my head now.
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
Waterloo Waterloo
QLD, 1497 posts
20 May 2009 1:02am
Bondalucci said...







Swine Flew!!!
TonyC
TonyC
WA
410 posts
TonyC TonyC
WA, 410 posts
19 May 2009 11:08pm
On lift-off little Freddy was thinking "this will teach foul-mouthed granny to tell me to stick it where the sun don't shine".
Bluedog76
Bluedog76
249 posts
Bluedog76 Bluedog76
249 posts
20 May 2009 5:04am
The English governments new motivate lazy people program "We put a rocket under them"......literally
Bluedog76
Bluedog76
249 posts
Bluedog76 Bluedog76
249 posts
20 May 2009 5:06am
The English governments new motivate lazy people program "We put a rocket under them"......literally
Bluedog76
Bluedog76
249 posts
Bluedog76 Bluedog76
249 posts
20 May 2009 5:06am
Virgin Galatic has just released their all new economy seating
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
poor relative poor relative
WA, 9106 posts
20 May 2009 8:21am
Nanna was proud of the exceptionally powerful fart but worried about the follow through
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