Oswald couldn't explain the strange urges he got..he sometimes thought that perhaps he had been a Tanzanian white striped tree climbing monkey in another life or pehaps even an ex labour politician found to have been found guilty of lying to the CCC and trying to escape the media. (very WA )
He should stop drinking so much, He should stop reading the Karma Sutra, He really needed to visit the Optometrist, and He needed to be very delicate in removing the splinters.
When the IT department at God's master control room decided to reboot the Earth Master Test Programme they found a few files were corrupted in the process.
Attenborough sotto voice - "The advantages of camouflage are obvious but not always. Here we see a giant African stick insect in the clutches of a confused herbivore..."
"Sheesh...you think Noah could have waited an extra twenty seconds while I had a tinkle in the bushes - now I am gonna be stuck up here for 40 days and 40 nights."
Giles knew his rhematoid arthritis would create problems as he got older but those leaves at the top looked so good .. " Jean can you help me unlock my legs ..?!.."
Despite reading and re rereading the instructions from flikyspinny on the vulcan (hand change) post ; Geralds feet just would not get with the programme on the land based testing....
