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wormy
wormy
QLD
679 posts
QLD, 679 posts
11 Nov 2009 2:18pm


Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
11 Nov 2009 2:32pm
Tiddims loved the ol' game of cat and mouse.


Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
11 Nov 2009 2:36pm
BOOOOOST...

Rodriguez loved the physical training for his transition from poley to tea-bagger, it was the frontal lobotomy that he feared the most.


KA360
KA360
NSW
803 posts
NSW, 803 posts
11 Nov 2009 4:05pm
this should give that cat an uppercut he'll never forget!
busterwa
busterwa
3782 posts
3782 posts
11 Nov 2009 1:19pm


mogsy was just about to hit the water when he noticed a kitemare
Sailhack
Sailhack
VIC
5000 posts
VIC, 5000 posts
11 Nov 2009 4:32pm
Scratchy's revenge.
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
11 Nov 2009 4:03pm
Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the spoon,
the mouse flew over the moon.......
The little dog laughed (not actually pictured) on the hour,
and the rolling pin run away with the flour.

[Edit - how do you red thumb your own post - this is really crap ]
Gestalt
Gestalt
QLD
14968 posts
QLD, 14968 posts
11 Nov 2009 5:29pm
sausage said...

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the spoon,
the mouse flew over the moon.......
The little dog laughed (not actually pictured) on the hour,
and the rolling pin run away with the flour.

[Edit - how do you red thumb your own post - this is really crap ]


don't worry we'll do it for you.
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
WA, 4019 posts
11 Nov 2009 3:33pm




Kitty loved physics, and decided to demonstrate levers and fulcrums with his "Ratapult" at the school science fair.
Bristol
Bristol
ACT
347 posts
ACT, 347 posts
11 Nov 2009 7:35pm
sausage said...

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the spoon,
the mouse flew over the moon.......
The little dog laughed (not actually pictured) on the hour,
and the rolling pin run away with the flour.


Vogon poetry. Actually, Sausage, I rather liked it.
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
11 Nov 2009 8:01pm
good one, Busterwa !!!!..a masterpiece .
windtechno
windtechno
VIC
372 posts
VIC, 372 posts
11 Nov 2009 10:12pm
cute wormy. keep em comen son
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
11 Nov 2009 9:27pm
Bristol said...

sausage said...

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the spoon,
the mouse flew over the moon.......
The little dog laughed (not actually pictured) on the hour,
and the rolling pin run away with the flour.


Vogon poetry. Actually, Sausage, I rather liked it.


"Vogon Poetry is of course the third worst in the Universe. The second worst is that of the Azgoths of Kria. During a recitation by their poet master Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem, Ode To A Small Lump of Green Putty I Found In My Armpit One Midsummer Morning, four of his audience died of internal haemorrhaging, and the President of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived by gnawing one of his own legs off ... The very worst poetry of all perished along with its creator Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Greenbridge, Essex, England in the destruction of the planet Earth was written by seabreeze forum poster, Sausage, and can be found at www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=57559#478322"
tobyhodgso
tobyhodgso
WA
300 posts
WA, 300 posts
11 Nov 2009 8:03pm
this is SWEET, pussy!
sailpilot
sailpilot
QLD
787 posts
QLD, 787 posts
11 Nov 2009 10:37pm
Nothing like a bit of pussy to get me up
sailpilot
sailpilot
QLD
787 posts
QLD, 787 posts
11 Nov 2009 10:39pm
sausage said...

Bristol said...

sausage said...

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the spoon,
the mouse flew over the moon.......
The little dog laughed (not actually pictured) on the hour,
and the rolling pin run away with the flour.


Vogon poetry. Actually, Sausage, I rather liked it.


"Vogon Poetry is of course the third worst in the Universe. The second worst is that of the Azgoths of Kria. During a recitation by their poet master Grunthos the Flatulent of his poem, Ode To A Small Lump of Green Putty I Found In My Armpit One Midsummer Morning, four of his audience died of internal haemorrhaging, and the President of the Mid-Galactic Arts Nobbling Council survived by gnawing one of his own legs off ... The very worst poetry of all perished along with its creator Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings of Greenbridge, Essex, England in the destruction of the planet Earth."


Oh sausage, sausage, sausage will you please go for a sail mate
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
WA, 4019 posts
11 Nov 2009 10:00pm




Kitty liked to play with his food before he ate it, but this morning the young scientist was feeling a bit devilish.
"If a rat flies that high with a spoon of this length, how long a spoon will it take to catapult this rat right over the fence into the Rottweiler's yard next door..."
Gestalt
Gestalt
QLD
14968 posts
QLD, 14968 posts
12 Nov 2009 2:21am
"ok, now sheet in and look back towards me!"
pweedas
pweedas
WA
4642 posts
WA, 4642 posts
12 Nov 2009 10:10am




" Hey! You're not wearing any knickers! I can see right up your,.. ummmm,... err,.. Doesn't matter"

sailpilot
sailpilot
QLD
787 posts
QLD, 787 posts
12 Nov 2009 12:38pm
Rupert failed to make an impression in the high dangle with board twisty comp, claiming he had a 'paw' takeoff.
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
WA, 4019 posts
12 Nov 2009 10:43am




vogon nursery rhymes entry #2
(with reference to KA 360's caption)

Hickory Dickory Dock,
The mouse fell off the clock,
When clock struck one,
Mouse fell on the spoon
and gave kitty a nasty shock!
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
12 Nov 2009 1:00pm


Ratty was too stingey to buy a genuine Indo Board, and he paid the price...





sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
12 Nov 2009 1:10pm
Okay I can't be outdone so here's an even worse one....

Humpty Dumpty mouse lived in Yeppoon,
Humpty Dumpty mouse sat on a spoon,
All the queer kiters & all of their strays,
couldn't convince mousy boosting wasn't gay.

Red thumb away guys
Gestalt
Gestalt
QLD
14968 posts
QLD, 14968 posts
12 Nov 2009 1:18pm
sausage said...

Okay I can't be outdone so here's an even worse one....

Humpty Dumpty mouse lived in Yeppoon,
Humpty Dumpty mouse sat on a spoon,
All the queer kiters & all of their strays,
couldn't convince mousy boosting wasn't gay.

Red thumb away guys


gold!
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
WA, 4019 posts
12 Nov 2009 12:16pm
sausage said...

Okay I can't be outdone so here's an even worse one....

Humpty Dumpty mouse lived in Yeppoon,
Humpty Dumpty mouse sat on a spoon,
All the queer kiters & all of their strays,
couldn't convince mousy boosting wasn't gay.

Red thumb away guys


Good concept, meter needs some work...
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
12 Nov 2009 2:28pm


Little known facts in history...

Not to be outdone by his master's much publicized success, Moggy Ford rolls the first rat schnitzel off his production line.







kiwibro
kiwibro
WA
175 posts
WA, 175 posts
12 Nov 2009 4:46pm
765,766,767,768...............

Tiddles always made time for a bit of exercise
before lunch.
HowlingDog
HowlingDog
WA
61 posts
WA, 61 posts
12 Nov 2009 9:04pm




Mousey's artistic interpretation of " Kiter hanging in the wires " was a controversial topic of conversation at the annual Ledge to Lancelin after comp party......
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
12 Nov 2009 11:43pm


flour, oil, deepfryer.........yesirree, battered rat comin up!










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elmo
elmo
WA
8894 posts
WA, 8894 posts
12 Nov 2009 9:59pm
My board, my board, I can't feel my board
Bender
Bender
WA
2236 posts
WA, 2236 posts
12 Nov 2009 10:12pm
wormy said...






Driving all the way over to Sandy point to only score a couple of 30+knt sessions in 2 months started to effect Hardie, it changed him.
He became heartless and cruel and he took his frustration out on anything he could get his hands on.
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