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wormy
wormy
QLD
679 posts
QLD, 679 posts
1 Dec 2009 8:41pm
And we all thought Santa was straight, How wrong could we be.


Scully
Scully
WA
412 posts
WA, 412 posts
1 Dec 2009 7:14pm
The real reason why kiters get coal every year.
Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
VIC, 1580 posts
1 Dec 2009 10:23pm
If Santa doesn't make it to your house this Christmas, don't be angry at him.....
.....chances are he's just got a little "caught up"......

Could be telegraph poles, a rocky cliff face somewhere,.... maybe even a gum tree.

This Christmas, cut him some slack
Mobydisc
Mobydisc
NSW
9029 posts
NSW, 9029 posts
1 Dec 2009 10:25pm
No wonder Rudolf has a red nose.
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
1 Dec 2009 9:38pm
(gotta be quick)..Reindeer surfing.....


elmo
elmo
WA
8894 posts
WA, 8894 posts
1 Dec 2009 7:58pm
Mystery Pressies this year, could yours be the roof Santa lands on?
elmo
elmo
WA
8894 posts
WA, 8894 posts
1 Dec 2009 7:59pm
Boardies over the wetsuit we've grown to accept, but a f'ken Santa suit is seriously taking the piss
Gestalt
Gestalt
QLD
14968 posts
QLD, 14968 posts
1 Dec 2009 10:03pm
kiters like a good dress up,

especially if there is tinsel involved!
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23688 posts
WA, 23688 posts
1 Dec 2009 8:08pm
" OI!!!! Rudolph and crew, pull harder I'm about to do a fooolly sik boost bro's "
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
1 Dec 2009 10:25pm
Unfortunately when ol' Santey went to boost and the lines got tangled it was poor Rudolf who ended up with the high dangly things with a twist.


Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
1 Dec 2009 10:48pm




The Year 2020 - their habitat destroyed by a mystical Climate Change, Environmental Refugees were left to roam the globe by desperate means in search of safe haven.

This poor soul happened to venture into Australian waters where Fuhrer Abbot - judge, juror and executioner, banished the burka-wearing marauder to a life of "processing" at.........[you guessed it]............Christmas Island.

Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
WA, 4019 posts
1 Dec 2009 10:40pm






Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there.

But down in Australia, Saint Nick was kiting
Delivering presents was not this exciting
He carved and he jumped and he dangled with glee
And never a merrier kiter you’d see.

At sunset the breeze dropped - most kiters went home
But Santa continued to surf the sea foam
The presents can wait, there is always next year!
I’ll kite on with the help of my trusty reindeer.

For most kiters need wind to propel their flash kites
But Santa has reindeer which fly through the heights
"Pull Dasher! pull, Dancer! pull, Prancer and Vixen!
pull, Comet! pull, Cupid! pull Donner and Blitzen!

He strapped on his board, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he surfed out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"
elmo
elmo
WA
8894 posts
WA, 8894 posts
1 Dec 2009 10:49pm
Windxtasy said...







Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there.

But down in Australia, Saint Nick was kiting
Delivering presents was not this exciting
He carved and he jumped and he dangled with glee
And never a merrier kiter you’d see.

At sunset the breeze dropped - most kiters went home
But Santa continued to surf the sea foam
The presents can wait, there is always next year!
I’ll kite on with the help of my trusty reindeer.

For most kiters need wind to propel their flash kites
But Santa has reindeer which fly through the heights
"Pull Dasher! pull, Dancer! pull, Prancer and Vixen!
pull, Comet! pull, Cupid! pull Donner and Blitzen!

He strapped on his board, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he surfed out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"



way cool
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
2 Dec 2009 12:58am
phuk, how eazy is this!


sboardcrazy
sboardcrazy
NSW
8349 posts
NSW, 8349 posts
2 Dec 2009 9:38am
Windxtasy said...







Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there.

But down in Australia, Saint Nick was kiting
Delivering presents was not this exciting
He carved and he jumped and he dangled with glee
And never a merrier kiter you’d see.

At sunset the breeze dropped - most kiters went home
But Santa continued to surf the sea foam
The presents can wait, there is always next year!
I’ll kite on with the help of my trusty reindeer.

For most kiters need wind to propel their flash kites
But Santa has reindeer which fly through the heights
"Pull Dasher! pull, Dancer! pull, Prancer and Vixen!
pull, Comet! pull, Cupid! pull Donner and Blitzen!

He strapped on his board, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he surfed out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"


Brilliant!

Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
WA, 4019 posts
2 Dec 2009 2:45pm





The upside of climate change and the reduction in sea ice was that Santa could now kitesurf to and from his workshop.
No more boring land based sleigh transport for Santa!

The elves were one up on Santa though.
They had discovered windsurfing... and started manufacturing their own sail and accessories brand ... NP (North Pole).
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
2 Dec 2009 6:10pm
Windxtasy said...






The upside of climate change and the reduction in sea ice was that Santa could now kitesurf to and from his workshop.
No more boring land based sleigh transport for Santa!

The elves were one up on Santa though.
They had discovered windsurfing... and started manufacturing their own sail and accessories brand ... NP (North Pole).


And in recognition of his part introducing the elves to such delights, Tony Abbot launched his own board brand JP (Judas Priest)


landyacht
landyacht
WA
5921 posts
WA, 5921 posts
2 Dec 2009 5:40pm
Its all a bit of fun making comments about such images, but really , theres something not right about a kiting santa., I know Im going to have nightmares now
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
2 Dec 2009 7:45pm
Lately kiters have taken to wearing red suits to hide the blood.
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
2 Dec 2009 10:51pm






..............There's One

Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
VIC, 1580 posts
3 Dec 2009 12:25am


Al Planet
Al Planet
TAS
1548 posts
TAS, 1548 posts
3 Dec 2009 10:39am




"dad jokes" us dads have got a responsibility to maintain a low standard of humour, though there's always the boxed set of The Muppet Show as a fall back.

"how does Santa travel around?"

"SLED" (supported leading edge dude!!!!)



Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
3 Dec 2009 9:26pm
(meanwhile, up in the sky).."No more boosting you fat bastard !!!!"


NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
3 Dec 2009 10:32pm



You can't fool me. There is no sanity clause. He wouldn't do that if he was.

(appologies to Groucho)
wormy
wormy
QLD
679 posts
QLD, 679 posts
6 Dec 2009 11:38am

The winner is >............

Windxtasy said...







Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there.

But down in Australia, Saint Nick was kiting
Delivering presents was not this exciting
He carved and he jumped and he dangled with glee
And never a merrier kiter you’d see.

At sunset the breeze dropped - most kiters went home
But Santa continued to surf the sea foam
The presents can wait, there is always next year!
I’ll kite on with the help of my trusty reindeer.

For most kiters need wind to propel their flash kites
But Santa has reindeer which fly through the heights
"Pull Dasher! pull, Dancer! pull, Prancer and Vixen!
pull, Comet! pull, Cupid! pull Donner and Blitzen!

He strapped on his board, to his team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard him exclaim, ‘ere he surfed out of sight,
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night!"



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