Caption Competition #18

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MikeyS
MikeyS
VIC
1509 posts
VIC, 1509 posts
30 Jun 2008 7:00pm
In the name of succinctness, I accept Knotboard's prize for Comp #17.

Try this one:

porka
porka
WA
160 posts
WA, 160 posts
30 Jun 2008 6:20pm
The doctor was perplexed. Could it be "Shark-fin-soup-itus" or perhaps a serious over-use of Google?
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23688 posts
WA, 23688 posts
30 Jun 2008 6:22pm
Billy-Ray always made some other kid cry in terror at show n tell time
elmo
elmo
WA
8894 posts
WA, 8894 posts
30 Jun 2008 6:28pm
His eye balls have dropped
TonyC
TonyC
WA
410 posts
WA, 410 posts
30 Jun 2008 7:43pm
and latest in the news: The residents of the hammerhead shark worshipping south pacific nation "seeyousmellyoueatyou" celebrate the appointment of their new president.
lanky
lanky
QLD
213 posts
QLD, 213 posts
30 Jun 2008 9:55pm
Billy never could understand why the other kids called him "Four Eyes"
TonyC
TonyC
WA
410 posts
WA, 410 posts
30 Jun 2008 7:57pm
The kitesurfing "Style Beachmaster" reaction to seeing a kitesurfer sailing only in a wetsuit (de-boardshorted)
Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
VIC, 1580 posts
30 Jun 2008 10:00pm
- No Mikey. That's not quite what I meant when I said "keep your eyes out for a nice pair of glasses."
claydog
claydog
VIC
28 posts
VIC, 28 posts
30 Jun 2008 10:09pm
"I think its time we took things to third base, how bout i flop them out?"
russh
russh
SA
3027 posts
SA, 3027 posts
30 Jun 2008 9:52pm
If Salvidore Dali was a plastic surgeon -

his slant on deconstructive surgery
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
30 Jun 2008 8:33pm
Billy bob was proud that his mother was also his sister
evlPanda
evlPanda
NSW
9207 posts
NSW, 9207 posts
30 Jun 2008 10:34pm
Dean liked Dreamworld, but the new "Uber Thrust Hyper Spin" ride left him a changed man.
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
30 Jun 2008 10:40pm
the best thing is, i can see my dick over my beergut.
landyacht
landyacht
WA
5921 posts
WA, 5921 posts
30 Jun 2008 9:53pm
Whacko Jacko has one more operation too many
Mr. No-one
Mr. No-one
WA
921 posts
WA, 921 posts
30 Jun 2008 11:19pm
My mother told me you can't trust someone who's eyes are too close together, so you should be safe.
Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
VIC, 1580 posts
1 Jul 2008 1:26am
.......and then the wind changed !
Mr. No-one
Mr. No-one
WA
921 posts
WA, 921 posts
30 Jun 2008 11:33pm
I had to shave off my mustache, everyone called me monobrow .
elmo
elmo
WA
8894 posts
WA, 8894 posts
1 Jul 2008 6:25am
Zoom in, Zoom out
Manual focus sucks
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
1 Jul 2008 11:09am
Demitri was forced at gunpoint by a crazed windsurfer, to hold this face till the #@*king wind changed.....TO ANYTHING!!!!!
Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
VIC, 1580 posts
1 Jul 2008 12:09pm

- Meanwhile, over at the Beauty Therapy 101 course,



".......and having done this, I find I can now put my eye shadow on a lot more easily. Any more questions girls ?"
knot board
knot board
QLD
1241 posts
QLD, 1241 posts
1 Jul 2008 2:56pm
Eric couldn't believe that George Lucas overlooked him for the role of Jar-Jar Binks.
knot board
knot board
QLD
1241 posts
QLD, 1241 posts
1 Jul 2008 2:57pm
Photoshop, giving kids nightmares since 1997.
knot board
knot board
QLD
1241 posts
QLD, 1241 posts
1 Jul 2008 2:59pm
Steve wanted glasses but his optometrist insisted contact lenses would provide a more comfortable fit.
stamp
stamp
QLD
2800 posts
QLD, 2800 posts
1 Jul 2008 3:02pm
this should be eyeMhardcore's avatar
knot board
knot board
QLD
1241 posts
QLD, 1241 posts
1 Jul 2008 3:05pm
The folks of Chernobyl have nominated Terry for their bachelor of the year.
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
1 Jul 2008 3:05pm
Stewie the body snatcher slipped into his new suit...
knot board
knot board
QLD
1241 posts
QLD, 1241 posts
1 Jul 2008 3:09pm
The critics of genetically modified food finally found the evidence they needed.
knot board
knot board
QLD
1241 posts
QLD, 1241 posts
1 Jul 2008 3:12pm
See Cinderrella, this is what happens when ugly princesses kiss frogs.
stamp
stamp
QLD
2800 posts
QLD, 2800 posts
1 Jul 2008 3:21pm
what happens when you hold your nose and close your mouth during a sneeze
ejmack
ejmack
VIC
1308 posts
VIC, 1308 posts
1 Jul 2008 3:32pm
"eye eye Captain!"
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
QLD, 4874 posts
1 Jul 2008 7:00pm
Selena remembers fondly posing for Picasso in his latter years.
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