While Star Wars did well in the rest of the USA, audiences in the deep south didn't respond to it. As a result, in that region it was renamed Car Wars and did quite well at the box office.
Dear diary, I alway get dark vibes when driving from Freo to Mandurah. Those tree-less new suburbs give me the creeps and I don't know why. At first I thought it was my soul screaming that I missed the turnoff to Woodies.
But this photo proves the whole region belongs to the dark side. [}:)]
my name is vader, lord vader and i can kill you with just a thought or crush your throat with my gloved hand ..............but you just can't beat the feeling of blowing the doors off wogs in wrx's at the traffic lights.
Quentin heard you needed to be like Will Smith - famous, instantly recognisable, black, and have a sports car - to pull chicks....... yet still he had no luck
Darth was about 45 when it occurred to him to hide his aging visage behind a mysterious mask and only take it off in the dark. "The chicks will never know" he thought. Unfortunately, no matter what he was saying his voice always sounded like an obscene phone call so he had to resort to writing notes. He kept a wad of handy pickup lines in the glove box. He would cruise the boulevard at night and throw wadded up notes at likely prospects. He didn't have much luck with the girls but he did get booked for littering. Then one day he ran into George Lucas.
Never really taking a fancy to outer space and those silly laser swords, Darth's lesser known twin brother Garth had a passion second to none for customised hotrods.
[}:)]
