Although there were many fine examples in nature, Elmo had trouble choosing which eyespots to put on his kit that would scare the kiters away from his favorite surf spot.
On windless days the Mandura Mob likes to play sardines for a bit of team bonding. They are all afraid of the dark and they depend on mutual support to keep the tears away.
Dali's latest inspirational piece of impressionist art has managed to fool poor old Elmo into thinking these well painted breasts are actually eyeballs
In the late 14th century the religious writings of the Kitungamalada Sect of the Northern Kashmiran mountains (not far from the Senzheuen Roadhouse on the west side of Lake Languozuen ) were revised after a celestial visitation to the great prophet sect senior person Nong Yuen Nussing.
This included changing the phrase "eyes are the windows to the soul" to "the eyes are the windows to the black **** on the otherside"
In the late 14th century the religious writings of the Kitungamalada Sect of the Northern Kashmiran mountains (not far from the Senzheuen Roadhouse on the west side of Lake Languozuen ) were revised after a celestial visitation to the great prophet sect senior person Nong Yuen Nussing.
This included changing the phrase "eyes are the windows to the soul" to "the eyes are the windows to the black Sh#t on the otherside"
Ok, quick head check Bruce, "here" Bruce, "here" Bruce "Yo Mamma" Bruce "yep" Bruce "here Bruce...... Bruce...... Has anyone seen where Bruce went to??
The Moreton Bay mob meet on the beach to discuss how to sail safely in the worst dust storm ever. They decide on luminous eyedrops. When you see the whites of their eyes - Gybe!
