mark australia takes up the sport of formula sailing.

New starting gun for the LOC to discourage crowding around the pin end.

rohjar said...

Ill get that B.. windsurfer !! He won't run through my fishing line again!

Never wash your patrol boat in warm water

"Steal my craypots will ya? We'll soon see about that!"

So this is the pr!ck who keeps taking out the Melville wind meter.
I thought as much!

...(quietly sneak up using the stealthy electric motor then....) BLAST EM !!!!!!

Tom used to fly F14s, but he had to go and screw the Admirals wife... Now his need for speed went unsatisfied....

Cost cuts lead to ad hoc solutions. This emergency propulsion, er repulsion system is unfortunately unsuitable for use in crowded moorings so they don't let Elmo drive it.

go ahead...touch my crab pot !!! Are ya feelin lucky , punk ???

the japanese downsize their whaling fleet to avoid detection by seashepherd.

Bluedog76 said...

Damn carp are out of control up here.......look out, I think it is comin' right for us!!

THIN THEIR NUMBERS !!!

The Iraqis' sophistication in concealing their weapons was far too clever
for George W. and his team......

new measures were called upon to curtail ramp rage.

AAP/Reuters: The Australian federal environmental minister Peter Garrett today left Hobart to interdict the Japanese whaling fleet personally. Piloting a low-emission, budget-conscious "LiLo" class frigate, he said "The time has come, a fact's a fact", adding that "the whales aren't theirs, let's take 'em back".

When asked if this move signalled a change in official government policy, Garrett disagreed, saying "I've been muzzled by my colleagues long enough. How can we sleep while our beds are burning?" He went on to say "If the Japanese politicians hit us with trade sanctions, it could certainly hurt coal exports, but if I work all day for the Blue Sky mining company, while there'll be pay in my pocket tonight, the balance sheet will meanwhile be breaking up the sky. As minister for environment, I'm not about to let that happen".

When asked for comment, Captain Paul Watson of the anti-whaling Sea Shepherd organisation said "I've always known Mr Garrett had bigger balls than me, I'm glad he's finally decided to reattach them"...