At the headquarters of the New World Order the illuminati realised that masses had discovered their evil flouride plan.
In an attempt to subdue the populace they commenced Plan B, claiming that floride not only strengthens the enamel on your teeth but can also keep other bodily organs hard as well.
Following the incident in the geriatric ward when Nurse Grimsdyke managed to haul Mr. Fosbury over to the sink and manipulate his genitals under the tap, Management would like to make it clear that a sponge bath will be considered sufficient.
Day 1 initiation ceremony at the chemical factory always tricked somebody into using the acid tap - until Worksafe stuffed it up for everyone. Ahhh, those were the days
