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Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23674 posts
Mark _australia Mark _australia
WA, 23674 posts
27 Feb 2014 9:32pm
Sorry about the lateness our interwebs and cell phones have been broken here and its been windy :)




sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
sausage sausage
QLD, 4874 posts
27 Feb 2014 11:46pm
Lotowind, Petermac and Bono take a quick break from the Seabreeze forums to don their flame suits.
sausage
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
sausage sausage
QLD, 4874 posts
27 Feb 2014 11:50pm
The boys never could get the smell out of the house after pissing on the fire.
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
Waterloo Waterloo
QLD, 1497 posts
28 Feb 2014 12:04am


Unfortunately Boris' translation of 'dipping ones' wick' turned out to be a painful experience for his comrades...

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Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23674 posts
Mark _australia Mark _australia
WA, 23674 posts
27 Feb 2014 10:10pm

Men in hotpants.

What one expects in the other forum.....
elmo
elmo
WA
8894 posts
elmo elmo
WA, 8894 posts
27 Feb 2014 11:56pm
Jerry Lee Lewis has a lot to answer for
Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate
SA
3591 posts
Stuthepirate Stuthepirate
SA, 3591 posts
28 Feb 2014 2:30am
Internet Porn - Causing nerds to spontaneously combust since 1992





TGale
TGale
TAS
301 posts
TGale TGale
TAS, 301 posts
28 Feb 2014 3:34am
After an all-nighter watching reruns of M*A*S*H, their problems flared when imagining Hotlips with a motorhead...
terminal
terminal
1421 posts
terminal terminal
1421 posts
28 Feb 2014 12:43am




20$ on Motorhead to move first - Leftie's got him with the 'ball pulled over via the left hand in pocket trick.'
DavMen
DavMen
NSW
1510 posts
DavMen DavMen
NSW, 1510 posts
28 Feb 2014 8:55am





Pack of Liars
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
Windxtasy Windxtasy
WA, 4019 posts
28 Feb 2014 10:00am
These guys are so out of it they wouldn't know if their pants were on fire...






decrepit
decrepit
WA
12883 posts
decrepit decrepit
WA, 12883 posts
28 Feb 2014 10:09am
-------but, you can tell by their expressions, they're not having a heap of fun.
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
NotWal NotWal
QLD, 7436 posts
28 Feb 2014 12:27pm
Bogan cool: lighting your farts from the front.
sboardcrazy
sboardcrazy
NSW
8345 posts
sboardcrazy sboardcrazy
NSW, 8345 posts
28 Feb 2014 3:30pm
A new angle on the line

" I burn for you baby!"
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
Waterloo Waterloo
QLD, 1497 posts
28 Feb 2014 2:47pm

Demon spawn...



Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
Waterloo Waterloo
QLD, 1497 posts
28 Feb 2014 2:51pm



"...and so for our third wish the stupid genie with the hearing impediment thought we said we wanted.......a nine inch bic..."
MikeyS
MikeyS
VIC
1509 posts
MikeyS MikeyS
VIC, 1509 posts
28 Feb 2014 3:53pm
Cases of spontaneously combusting premature ejaculation are rare, but sufferers are supportive.
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
Windxtasy Windxtasy
WA, 4019 posts
28 Feb 2014 2:40pm
Urologists waiting room.
No gossip mags and the home shopping channel on the TV is less than riveting



albers
albers
NSW
1739 posts
albers albers
NSW, 1739 posts
28 Feb 2014 7:27pm




It was just at this moment the guys realised their trip to Thailand for a cheap Penis Enlargement Procedure was not what they had expected!
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
NotWal NotWal
QLD, 7436 posts
28 Feb 2014 10:13pm



Madam Tussauds meets aroma therapy.
These examples, aimed at the home sick bogan market, not only look the part but they smell like petrol and beer.


Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
Bondalucci Bondalucci
VIC, 1580 posts
1 Mar 2014 12:17am
Towering Inferno digitally remastered into 3-D



"...Gotta say Dexter, these 3-D glasses seem to be working a treat!"



"yeah. ...got any 3-D porn?"

Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate
SA
3591 posts
Stuthepirate Stuthepirate
SA, 3591 posts
28 Feb 2014 11:52pm
elmo said..

Jerry Lee Lewis has a lot to answer for


I'm an idiot.
Here i was thinking you got the reference all wrong to Buddy Holly's glasses
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
Richiefish Richiefish
QLD, 5612 posts
1 Mar 2014 9:04am
A burning sensation when you pee ?..
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
Richiefish Richiefish
QLD, 5612 posts
1 Mar 2014 9:04am
elmo said..
Jerry Lee Lewis has a lot to answer for


Goodness gracious !
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
Richiefish Richiefish
QLD, 5612 posts
1 Mar 2014 9:17am
(Johnny Cash voice)
Love, is a burning thing
But it makes, my penis sting
I fell for you like a flame
Don't mistake the dencorub for Vasoline

I Fell in to a burning ring of fire
I went down down down but the flames went higher
And it burns burns burns,that ring of fire, that ring of fire.

Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
Richiefish Richiefish
QLD, 5612 posts
1 Mar 2014 9:23am
The guys got petroleum jelly mixed up with petroleum Gel (napalm). Whoopsie.
John340
John340
QLD
3414 posts
John340 John340
QLD, 3414 posts
1 Mar 2014 9:24am
^^^ I wanna hear you sign that, preferably after a few rums
TristanF
TristanF
VIC
230 posts
TristanF TristanF
VIC, 230 posts
1 Mar 2014 10:56am
Mark _australia said...



CFA recruitment video
TristanF
TristanF
VIC
230 posts
TristanF TristanF
VIC, 230 posts
1 Mar 2014 10:58am
Mark _australia said...



What came next was pure slap stick
gregob
gregob
NSW
264 posts
gregob gregob
NSW, 264 posts
1 Mar 2014 11:56am



The lads quickly became aware why "Paper, Rock, Scissors, Fire" had never really caught on..
da vecta
da vecta
QLD
2515 posts
da vecta da vecta
QLD, 2515 posts
1 Mar 2014 11:18am



The actual moment when the Gaastra brains trust came up with the new name GA.
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