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Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
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19 Aug 2014 10:14pm
KA360
KA360
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NSW, 803 posts
20 Aug 2014 1:14am
Mark _australia said..


I think we are about to witness a car ax-i-dent!
stroppo
stroppo
WA
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WA, 748 posts
19 Aug 2014 11:24pm

Im on my way to Woodstock ive axe- cadently run out of fuel

sausage
sausage
QLD
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QLD, 4874 posts
20 Aug 2014 9:04am
After Dorothy had long left the tin man had come to the realization that his degree was never going to get him a job and had subsequently fallen on hard times
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
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WA, 4019 posts
20 Aug 2014 9:00am
Mark _australia said..


Optimistic
azymuth
azymuth
WA
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WA, 2178 posts
20 Aug 2014 9:31am
Windxtasy said..

Mark _australia said..



Optimistic


Another Western loser wanting to make a name for himself by making the journey to join up with IS
Chris6791
Chris6791
WA
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WA, 3271 posts
20 Aug 2014 10:42am
Mark _australia said...



"It's not real, I got it from a toy store."

Stuthepirate
Stuthepirate
SA
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SA, 3591 posts
20 Aug 2014 12:17pm


Lancelin or Bust!
MikeyS
MikeyS
VIC
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VIC, 1509 posts
20 Aug 2014 12:50pm
FORESTRY- loneliest profession in the world
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
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WA, 23674 posts
20 Aug 2014 1:23pm
He figures if he carries an axe, nobody will notice the holster on his right hip???
Man0verBoard
Man0verBoard
WA
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20 Aug 2014 3:51pm
Never bring an axe to a gunfight

FormulaNova
FormulaNova
WA
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20 Aug 2014 5:29pm




Most people would have picked up a hitchiker with an axe, but this was going too far

Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
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20 Aug 2014 5:32pm
After 5 months of travel Bourke still hadn't made it to WA to show them Ozzies what is the Best Practice Board Layup for Strength
Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
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WA, 7279 posts
20 Aug 2014 5:34pm



When Lotofwind didn't have much luck picking up or getting hitched he got his little chopper out.

Carantoc
Carantoc
WA
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WA, 7279 posts
20 Aug 2014 5:38pm
Bear Grylls survival tip #349 :

Chickens are often found crossing the road. I don't know why they cross the road, but when they do just a quick swipe and .... lunch is ready.
lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
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20 Aug 2014 8:28pm
Honestly,,,,,,,,his head just fell off and landed on my finger


FormulaNova
FormulaNova
WA
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20 Aug 2014 6:44pm



Heh heh heh. Steve the serial killer had a cunning plan. He disguised his rifle as an axe and no one would know what he was. Heh heh heh!

Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
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VIC, 1580 posts
20 Aug 2014 9:41pm


Trust me...




.....I'm a Fireman.



lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
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20 Aug 2014 10:17pm
Mark _australia said..



"Im a lumberjack and Im ok,
I sleep all night and
I work all day"

^^^^The oldies here will know where that songs from
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
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20 Aug 2014 11:19pm


I don gedit. "Ya wanna get to California? Get out on the highway n axe for a ride" they said. I could starve to death.....
Nyer, shoulda caught the bus.
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
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QLD, 5612 posts
28 Aug 2014 1:22pm
Sid had just been recruited by the A.K.P. and was on his way to the beach with his favourite line cutting axe...

Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23674 posts
WA, 23674 posts
28 Aug 2014 11:24am
was just thinking this is very old. Richie you're psychic

call it tonite I think....
Al Planet
Al Planet
TAS
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28 Aug 2014 2:25pm
Mark _australia said..


Tasmania member of the Palmer Party prepares to defend the Super Highway from possible Chinese invasion.
pweedas
pweedas
WA
4642 posts
WA, 4642 posts
28 Aug 2014 6:29pm


Well I guess that proves it.
No one will give you a lift when they see you've got an axe to grind.
FormulaNova
FormulaNova
WA
15100 posts
WA, 15100 posts
28 Aug 2014 6:40pm



The first Abbott election campaign poster never made it to print.
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23674 posts
WA, 23674 posts
28 Aug 2014 9:23pm
Judging



As much as I hoped otherwise ............. the most green thumbs were for lotowind who fingered the servered head of a guy I never met hoping it was me - surely the traits of a serial killer.



Take it away loto.


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