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hardpole
hardpole
WA
609 posts
WA, 609 posts
1 Oct 2015 10:21am



Bondalucci
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
VIC, 1580 posts
1 Oct 2015 12:58pm


"Winston, we're in...."

(Britains version of the 'Trojan Horse' seemed to be working so far....)

"....so what do we do next, again?"



azymuth
azymuth
WA
2178 posts
WA, 2178 posts
1 Oct 2015 11:02am
hardpole said..




With a start like that, I'm surprised VW didn't self-implode years ago...
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
1 Oct 2015 1:51pm

Herbie Goes Saurekraut was not as successful as the later sequel...
da vecta
da vecta
QLD
2515 posts
QLD, 2515 posts
1 Oct 2015 2:35pm




"and my grand plan is that with this we shall deceive das Americans"
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23674 posts
WA, 23674 posts
1 Oct 2015 12:36pm
This one is fast but just wait for the SS model
John340
John340
QLD
3414 posts
QLD, 3414 posts
1 Oct 2015 2:56pm
The origins of VW's emission minimization strategy
terminal
terminal
1421 posts
1421 posts
1 Oct 2015 4:12pm




What are the emissions like? - I wouldn't want to be harming millions of people.
albers
albers
NSW
1739 posts
NSW, 1739 posts
1 Oct 2015 6:58pm


Hitler: "This car looks as powerful as a man with only one testicle"
Parked
Parked
NSW
169 posts
NSW, 169 posts
1 Oct 2015 8:55pm
hardpole said..





What is this? Our Greatest invention Mein Fuhrer, an enema for the western worlds desire for social responsibility. What? gives the environment the Sh**s
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
1 Oct 2015 9:11pm


"You can't park here mate. You'll have to move or I'll book you."

Hitler made good use of his experience as a parking inspector when it came to ruthless world domination later on.
Jupiter
Jupiter
2156 posts
2156 posts
1 Oct 2015 11:22pm
Hitler said to his chief engineer:

"According to your computer printout, Hans, this poor excuse of a car can reach 200 kph. Consumes 1 litre/100 Km of petrol with near zero emission. I can see great potential for your software, in 70 years time!"
Al Planet
Al Planet
TAS
1548 posts
TAS, 1548 posts
2 Oct 2015 11:08am
hardpole said..




An early meeting of the ride sharing and world domination company Uber (then known as Ubermench) contemplate whether to use the VW or the Panzer as the basis of their strategy.

"yes Adolph I think this Beetle projects a nice friendly "lovey dovey" feel but the Panzer well...... who can resist" said Joseph Goebbels.
greenleader
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
QLD, 5283 posts
2 Oct 2015 9:10pm




Vee need to discover why Australians call this a "dak dak" immediately Herr Fuhreur!
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23674 posts
WA, 23674 posts
2 Oct 2015 8:45pm
"...and who vould think ze Japs make a WRX motor that fit in it 40 years later ....."
"Fritz, sign zem up for our side"
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
2 Oct 2015 11:22pm



So zis iss ze Enigma machine? Ja it hass 4 veels but how does it fit in a U boat?
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
3 Oct 2015 7:53pm

When Adolf first saw it he punched Goebels, thus beginning the long-standing tradition of the "Slug Bug"
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
3 Oct 2015 11:34pm


Ve Dubelyoo? Do ve? Vas ist? I sought ve trink pils und sausage essen.
Richiefish
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
QLD, 5612 posts
5 Oct 2015 7:37pm
Let the people drive these. I'll stick to my Mercedes thanks.Hail me.
Windxtasy
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
WA, 4019 posts
6 Oct 2015 7:57am




The Germans were great inventors, but not very creative when it came to names. They just worked through the alphabet... U boat, VW car, X rays...
Did they invent the Y front?
Jupiter
Jupiter
2156 posts
2156 posts
6 Oct 2015 4:06pm
Hitler said to his chief engineer, Hans...

"My dear comrade, Hans, I really like this little beauty. It has good look A powerful engine Uses no water Over and above, it has a wind cheating shape. I bet those guys in the year 2015, over the US, would dearly love to learn about how to cheat !"
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
6 Oct 2015 10:30pm
Windxtasy said..







The Germans were great inventors, but not very creative when it came to names. They just worked through the alphabet... U boat, VW car, X rays...
Did they invent the Y front?




...and then after the Z Boom they had to stop inventing!
sideskirt
sideskirt
328 posts
328 posts
6 Oct 2015 9:54pm
Mach mir ein Auto mit wem kann ich Stehsegeln gehen!!!!
hardpole
hardpole
WA
609 posts
WA, 609 posts
8 Oct 2015 10:57am
Will call a winner tomorrow. Late entries welcome!
Beaglebuddy
Beaglebuddy
1595 posts
1595 posts
9 Oct 2015 12:57pm





Marketing makes it happen.

(I'm baaack from my 6 month suspension)
Waterloo
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
QLD, 1497 posts
9 Oct 2015 5:11pm
Beaglebuddy said..

...

(I'm baaack from my 6 month suspension)



Wow, what exactly did you say to get banned for that long???
hardpole
hardpole
WA
609 posts
WA, 609 posts
9 Oct 2015 9:19pm
Waterloo said..

Beaglebuddy said..

...

(I'm baaack from my 6 month suspension)




Wow, what exactly did you say to get banned for that long???


Maybe he is a rogue software engineer.
hardpole
hardpole
WA
609 posts
WA, 609 posts
9 Oct 2015 9:21pm
Drumroll and the winner is

terminal said..
What are the emissions like? - I wouldn't want to be harming millions of people.


Beaglebuddy
Beaglebuddy
1595 posts
1595 posts
10 Oct 2015 2:15am
hardpole said..

Waterloo said..


Beaglebuddy said..

...

(I'm baaack from my 6 month suspension)





Wow, what exactly did you say to get banned for that long???



Maybe he is a rogue software engineer.


I posted a picture of a black man with the caption "Please help my uncle, nothing wrong with him he just looks like some BBQ ribs" remember that?
I have to be real careful about what I say now as the next suspension will likely be permanent I reckon. There is something different I would have like to have said about the VW but if I did that would be it for me.
joe windsurf
joe windsurf
1482 posts
1482 posts
10 Oct 2015 3:27am
i was banned for insulting the Auzzies on their "special" gambling day
butt i guess Germans are fair game
like Rammstein says "Bueck Dich"
lotofwind
lotofwind
NSW
6451 posts
NSW, 6451 posts
11 Oct 2015 12:39am
Mark _australia said..
^^^ ummm it was not a special gambling day, how insulting.
and how on earth is a 20 year old song referring to ummm interesting sex, by a German heavy metal band, even remotely applicable to this? Especially after entries closed lol
Or were you looking for an excuse to bring up your previous faux pas?


BTW it is a fkn ripper song. Gets a bit freaky in the live version.



That vid is pretty disgusting dude, shouldnt really be posting filth like that on a water sport forum like this ay.
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