I hope this one hasn't been used before.
The sarcastic guys at work are driving my head in. I own a Prius and they call me "petrolhead" ,grrr....
Lucky he's not a red head....
....he'd just be 'adding fuel to the fire!'
I feel super today
(gotta be over about 35 to get that maybe....?)
If you have plastic lenses your glasses could suffer irreparable damage if you try this trick!
Fred had to move to direct fuel injection when he was on a no carbys diet...
What it took to get Laurie to agree to a foiling section
Not quite as quick now that it was lead-free.
When the petrol price eventually exceeded the price of French Champagne, they knew the winners ritual at the Formula 1 Grand Prix had to change.
If I pull da trigger .......,don't light a Fark in match .
Isn't anyone going to help that poor man ?
you realise you don't have your Safeway 4 cents off discount voucher.
Now don't you do anything fuelish.
No Fred, no, that's Vortex!!!
Fred should have gone to SpecSavers...
If someone doesn't post another entry soon, I'll have to pull the trigger.
Last call for entries!
Self-serve lobotomy - way to go!!!
i will shoot myself ,rather than become a kitesurfer,
Lots of great puns in this round, I really liked Mr Milk's "Don't do something fuelish" and Imax's "Goodbye fuel world".
I can relate to the feeling when you have forgotten your 4 cents off voucher, but I think the cleverest is "direct fuel injection when you are on a no carby's diet" . Take it away, Waterloo!
back in range now, so will get cracking for something suitable.