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Caption comp 471

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Created by lotofwind 2 months ago, 30 Jun 2018
lotofwind
NSW, 4794 posts
30 Jun 2018 10:22PM
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BSN101
WA, 1280 posts
30 Jun 2018 8:52PM
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Let's blow this popsicle stand and go for a sail?

Sparky
WA, 751 posts
30 Jun 2018 9:00PM
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Trump: "and then with this hand I grabbed her........"

Mastbender
1755 posts
1 Jul 2018 12:46AM
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Barry, wait until I get re-elected, I'll have more flexibility then.

Tardy
NSW, 2452 posts
1 Jul 2018 6:54AM
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I'm always wanted to ask this, are you mexican.?

MikeyS
VIC, 1390 posts
1 Jul 2018 8:38AM
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A Democrat and a kiter. I didn't even need the Russians.

Sparky
WA, 751 posts
1 Jul 2018 10:19AM
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Obama: "Quite small hands Donald."
Trump: "It's not the size that counts, it's how you use them."
Obama: "Is that so?"
Trump: "Yep, good things come in small packages."

Tardy
NSW, 2452 posts
1 Jul 2018 12:48PM
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Are you sure your not Mexican Obama .?

I'm sure, but Don't fence me in Trumpy..... or I'll rap your arse off .shaka laka ,boom.

Tardy
NSW, 2452 posts
1 Jul 2018 12:50PM
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Trump singing Opera to Obama ..

he smiles ,and thinks ,what a tool .

FishMints
SA, 35 posts
1 Jul 2018 1:47PM
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"who the hell wears board shorts over a wetsuit!?!"

Richiefish
QLD, 5431 posts
1 Jul 2018 2:36PM
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So you move your hand up the boom and just let the rig flip over you.

Mastbender
1755 posts
2 Jul 2018 1:32AM
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I told you not to try kiting, so look at you now!


bhc
VIC, 82 posts
2 Jul 2018 1:31PM
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DT: I'll make windsurfing great again!

BO: Why can't I just eat my waffle?

Carantoc
NSW, 3880 posts
8 Jul 2018 8:40PM
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Well Mr Obama, on one thing we can both agree

who the **** made lotofwind the winner of CC 470 ?

Carantoc
NSW, 3880 posts
8 Jul 2018 8:43PM
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Mr Trump, the CIA used to tell me you pronounce it with the emphasis on the "D"

What, I open my mouth funny and say like "DUO-tone" ?

Tardy
NSW, 2452 posts
9 Jul 2018 7:18PM
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ahh yes obama sun ,yes I know that technique ,,,

wax on ,wax off

Waterloo
QLD, 1354 posts
11 Jul 2018 6:26PM
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"So Barry, what I really want to know is......is Monica's number really in the Presidents' Book of Secrets..."

Roger303
NSW, 109 posts
11 Jul 2018 6:31PM
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Obama: 'Jeez Donald, if you drain the swamp, where we gonna sail?'

Waterloo
QLD, 1354 posts
12 Jul 2018 12:39AM
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"You're fired!"

forceten
366 posts
11 Jul 2018 10:54PM
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Then Tony Abbott said My sail was rigged wrong, after I passed him at gathering first mark

Tardy
NSW, 2452 posts
12 Jul 2018 7:55AM
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salt & pepper

Richiefish
QLD, 5431 posts
12 Jul 2018 10:24AM
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Trump: I'm telling ya, the forward underhand grip gives less control but more power
Obama: Wow.

Waterloo
QLD, 1354 posts
12 Jul 2018 11:51AM
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The time has come.
The time has come.
The time is now.
Just go.
Go.
GO!
I don't care how.

You can go by foot.
You can go by cow.
Barack H. Obama, will you please go now!

You can go on skates.
You can go on skis.
You can go in a hat.
But please go.
Please!

I don't care.
You can go by bike.
You can go on a Zike-Bike if you like.
If you like you can go in an old blue shoe.
Just go, go, GO!
Please do, do, DO!

Barack H. Obama, I don't care how.
Barack H. Obama , will you please GO NOW!

You can go on stilts.
You can go by fish.
You can go in a Crunk-Car if you wish.
If you wish you may go by lion's tail.
Or stamp yourself and go by mail.
Barack H. Obama!
Don't you know the time has come to go, Go, GO!

Get on yout way!
Please, Barack H.!
You might like going in a Zumble-Zay.

You can go by balloon...
...or broomstick.
OR You can go by camel in a bureau drawer.
You can go by Bumble-Boat...
...or jet.
I don't care how you go.
Just GET!
Get yourself a Ga-Zoom.
You can go with a.................
BOOM!
Barack, Barack, Barack!
Will you leave this room!

Barack H. Obama!
I don't care HOW.
Barack H. Obama!
Will you please GO NOW!

I said GO and GO I ment....
The time had come.
SO...
Barack WENT.

forceten
366 posts
12 Jul 2018 9:18PM
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Think that you deserve something , at least for typing all that

Waterloo
QLD, 1354 posts
13 Jul 2018 11:04AM
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forceten said..
Think that you deserve something , at least for typing all that


Yeah, there's a padded cell with my name on it...,

(^^classic Dr Seuss by the way)

Waterloo
QLD, 1354 posts
17 Jul 2018 10:17AM
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"Das vedanya, Commrade..."

maxi388
QLD, 4 posts
17 Jul 2018 12:22PM
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And they thought they were joking when they said Orange is the new Black

albers
NSW, 1557 posts
27 Jul 2018 6:20PM
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Bump

Tardy
NSW, 2452 posts
27 Jul 2018 9:14PM
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after I build this fence ,,,,,, lets go fishing .

Carantoc
NSW, 3880 posts
28 Jul 2018 9:17PM
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Vote for me and I'll make the Seabreeze caption comp great again.

I'll drain the swamp of that crooked Hillary-lotofwind

Orange Whip
QLD, 439 posts
28 Jul 2018 9:35PM
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.....yeah, so Barack, WindXtasy calls me and says 'I need your help with some fake news in regard to who won cc470 on the Seabreeze forum. Laurie has already declared cc470 null and void but we just need to keep taking the piss out of Ol' Bag of Wind........'



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