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poor relative
WA
9106 posts
poor relative
WA, 9106 posts
16 Apr 2009 9:30am
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It took a while to decide
Hope this works........
sausage
QLD
4874 posts
sausage
QLD, 4874 posts
16 Apr 2009 11:48am
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Hey bartender, I ordered one small shot......not one small's snot.
grumplestiltskin
WA
2331 posts
grumplestiltskin
WA, 2331 posts
16 Apr 2009 10:14am
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The table dancers at O'LayMee's Irish Pub left a little to be desired
Leech
WA
1933 posts
Leech
WA, 1933 posts
16 Apr 2009 10:46am
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The patrons at Paddy's always got short-changed
Gestalt
QLD
14968 posts
Gestalt
QLD, 14968 posts
16 Apr 2009 1:04pm
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dirk would do anyhitng to look down the girls tops. but he always left his best work for under the bar.
grumplestiltskin
WA
2331 posts
grumplestiltskin
WA, 2331 posts
16 Apr 2009 11:15am
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Finally proof! .... Smoking a bong through your nose stunts your growth.
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
Windxtasy
WA, 4019 posts
16 Apr 2009 11:46am
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Snow White's hens night took a turn for the worse when Happy started snorting wheat grass juice...
Gestalt
QLD
14968 posts
Gestalt
QLD, 14968 posts
16 Apr 2009 1:51pm
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Windxtasy said...
Snow White's hens night took a turn for the worse when Happy started snorting wheat grass juice...
that's a winner right there, lmao.....
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
Windxtasy
WA, 4019 posts
16 Apr 2009 11:53am
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Gestalt said...
Windxtasy said...
Snow White's hens night took a turn for the worse when Happy started snorting wheat grass juice...
that's a winner right there, lmao.....
So glad you enjoyed it. You've made my day!
MikeyS
VIC
1509 posts
MikeyS
VIC, 1509 posts
16 Apr 2009 6:29pm
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Windxtasy said...
Snow White's hens night took a turn for the worse when Happy started snorting wheat grass juice...
Nah. Can't beat that one. Was going to say something about dwarf throwing-up competitions, but not really worth it anymore.
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
poor relative
WA, 9106 posts
16 Apr 2009 5:10pm
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Midget mark was already $20 up and he hadn't even shown anyone his vagina yet.
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
Richiefish
QLD, 5612 posts
16 Apr 2009 8:44pm
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"Look at me !!! I'm higher than everyone !!!"
Mark _australia
WA
23687 posts
Mark _australia
WA, 23687 posts
16 Apr 2009 7:02pm
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The first Irish made nasal spray was a dismal failure....
elmo
WA
8894 posts
elmo
WA, 8894 posts
16 Apr 2009 7:12pm
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Kylies not always the green fairy you get when you drink absinthe.
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
Richiefish
QLD, 5612 posts
16 Apr 2009 9:17pm
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in the early days the Canberra Raiders clubhouse bar was quite spartan. Laurie Daley was a regular thou.
elmo
WA
8894 posts
elmo
WA, 8894 posts
16 Apr 2009 7:23pm
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Plastic beer glass's, f'ken dwarf's in green shorts
That's the last time I got out with the kiting crew
Mark _australia
WA
23687 posts
Mark _australia
WA, 23687 posts
16 Apr 2009 7:58pm
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elmo said...
Plastic beer glass's, f'ken dwarf's in green shorts
That's the last time I got out with the kiting crew
And the old girl who's tit is about to fall out, and the dude with his sunnies on indoors as he's sooo cooool ?
snides8
WA
1731 posts
snides8
WA, 1731 posts
16 Apr 2009 8:17pm
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NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
NotWal
QLD, 7436 posts
17 Apr 2009 6:52pm
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Windxtasy said...
Snow White's hens night took a turn for the worse when Happy started snorting wheat grass juice...
And that's how Happy became Dopey.
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
NotWal
QLD, 7436 posts
17 Apr 2009 6:56pm
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I met a German bloke once who said "Dvarfs? Vas is dvarfs?". Cracked me up.
lotofwind
NSW
6451 posts
lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
17 Apr 2009 7:47pm
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poor relative said...
It took a while to decide
Hope this works........
"I think Im a
little
drunk"
Bluedog76
249 posts
Bluedog76
249 posts
17 Apr 2009 5:53pm
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Due to the global financial crisis......we have had to make some cutbacks
Richiefish
QLD
5612 posts
Richiefish
QLD, 5612 posts
18 Apr 2009 6:59pm
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who needs a hankie when you've got a bottle ????
Windxtasy
WA
4019 posts
Windxtasy
WA, 4019 posts
18 Apr 2009 5:21pm
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Richiefish said...
who needs a hankie when you've got a bottle ????
eeewwww! Revolting!!!
Bondalucci
VIC
1580 posts
Bondalucci
VIC, 1580 posts
18 Apr 2009 9:41pm
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......they say, "IT'S NOT EASY BEING GREEN"
.......try adding short! bald! and ugly! to the list....
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
Waterloo
QLD, 1497 posts
18 Apr 2009 11:40pm
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When the leprechaun's were forced to work inside it played havoc with their sinuses.
(Reminds me of the Derek and Clive skit - The worst job I ever ad was collecting Winston Churchill's phlegm)
Waterloo
QLD
1497 posts
Waterloo
QLD, 1497 posts
18 Apr 2009 11:43pm
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The ladies stopped drinking Green Advocaat when they learnt of its origins.
elmo
WA
8894 posts
elmo
WA, 8894 posts
18 Apr 2009 11:49pm
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You wish that was leprechaun snot you were drinking
albers
NSW
1739 posts
albers
NSW, 1739 posts
19 Apr 2009 8:43am
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"If I can suck the rest of this green s**t out of the bottle, I'll grow tall enough so that they'll finally serve me at the bar!"
OR
Dopey felt short-changed when he ordered a grasshopper, so he decided to end it all by jumping from the bar
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
NotWal
QLD, 7436 posts
19 Apr 2009 9:02pm
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Short, lively, handy and self lubricating, Snorkel was popular with the ladies.
greenleader
QLD
5283 posts
greenleader
QLD, 5283 posts
20 Apr 2009 1:21am
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ok, audience so far i got 20 bucks for the chick in pink.
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