Ok The significant other half has recoiled that I have now sort of finished the Windsurfing season and showing some interest in her again. She told me to go apply somewhere else and I figured a few of us would be in the same boat, so:
Advertising:
Age: Younger than Mel Gibson
Sex: Casual, only available April-October excluding Winter storms etc
Height: Have sailed over mast high
Attributes: Have my own hair, don't need wire support jocks either
Attractive: Nickname on the beech is ugly (so is your dog BigDog!)
Likes: There's a reason I did not post this in the kitting forum, tall and skinny (masts) and normal (masts)
Dislikes: No wind and Easterlies
Dress: Only wear them on special occasions, seat harness.
Photo: Will post a photo but expect it to be of someone else better looking (Stewie for instance)
Money: I windsurf.
Travel: Will travel to Hawaii if you pay
Awww .. 
