We have more than 1000 views for this "boring topic" and so many responses.
I am impressed !
I got your Attention and it has Everything to do with Human Psychology.
I told you "Don't think of the Rules or the Pink Elephant". Guess what happened ?
Therefore I "planted the seeds" you "watered it".

There is an expression: " You can only bring a horse to the water, but it is up to the horse if horse wants to drink it. "

Lat me talk to my Guardian Angel: "Clarence, am I doing something good ?"

OH NO, What Have I done!
Clarence is getting his Wings, he will join the Wingers !
He will no longer Windsurf/Windfoil with Me

Awalkspoiled said..
A few key questions to help determine whether you might be either A) a biblical prophet or B) an internet troll:

1) Do you live under a bridge or in the wilderness (literal or metaphorical)?

2) Do you repeatedly lay emphasis on the way you yourself do things, even if you're the only one to do them that way?

3) Do you make repeated reference to your own equipage, experience or research techniques, even if no one else has witnessed these?

4) Do you make frequent reference to your bona fides by invoking past successes, even in unrelated fields?

5) Do you lend credence to your statements by invoking higher authorities whose pronouncements you receive as dogma?

6) Do you take umbrage when your statements are disputed or ignored?

7) Do you question the ethics or insight of those who dispute or ignore you?


If you answered YES to three or more of these questions you may be a biblical prophet

8) Are you a biblical prophet?

If you answered "NO" to 8) then there's a significant risk that you are verging on internet trollhood.

sboardcrazy said..

Awalkspoiled said..
A few key questions to help determine whether you might be either A) a biblical prophet or B) an internet troll:

1) Do you live under a bridge or in the wilderness (literal or metaphorical)?

2) Do you repeatedly lay emphasis on the way you yourself do things, even if you're the only one to do them that way?

3) Do you make repeated reference to your own equipage, experience or research techniques, even if no one else has witnessed these?

4) Do you make frequent reference to your bona fides by invoking past successes, even in unrelated fields?

5) Do you lend credence to your statements by invoking higher authorities whose pronouncements you receive as dogma?

6) Do you take umbrage when your statements are disputed or ignored?

7) Do you question the ethics or insight of those who dispute or ignore you?


If you answered YES to three or more of these questions you may be a biblical prophet

8) Are you a biblical prophet?

If you answered "NO" to 8) then there's a significant risk that you are verging on internet trollhood.

Hello ! Hello !
Knock, Knock,

I thought we "burned all the fuel out" or "burning midnight oil" on this Topic.

(breathe in) sssssssss , (breathe out) hhhhhhhhhhhhhh,

I thought The Balance to The Force Has Been Restored.

What! Apparently Knot. There is still Wind

I thought I brought the Horse to The Water and ...

After the while "The Horse is dead".

Oh, No!

Why would anyone be so Insensitive to Animals, be Cruel and want to "Beat The Dead Horse" ?!
What His name is ?
Did I have a spelling right or am I dyslectic ? - "s-boar-d-crazy"
What a minute.
Why a Person with an Animal in his name be Cruel to another Animals ?! That Does Not Compute !
Aha, the second part explains. We call it "a self inflicted wound".

********************************************************************************************
Humans are Pushing I need to Reveal my true Identity:

My Name is not mareks360. My Name is MRX360 an Extraterrestrial, an Alien who came to Earth from Beyond Sollar System to test Humans if they are Worthy of Intervening in "Their Own Affairs".

This is the question: "Should we Aliens let Humans to Self Destroy?" or "Should we Intervene, in case they are Worthy?"

No wonder why am I being so Alienated.

Humans are working on Artificial Intelligence and more and more give up their control over to the Efficient Algorithms.
Why Humans want to do that ?
Don't they know that Artificial Intelligence will Conclude that Humans are destroying the Planet Earth ?!
They can ask Chat GPT.
Oops.
I forgot to mention "Self Preservation Clauses".
Chat GPT is smart enough to Never answer a question that would lead to the destruction of Chat GPT.
Humans have a Malfunction.
They do not have "Self Preservation Clauses"
********************************************************************************************
What ?
There is still not enough Energy in Wave Power to Replenish our Cells & Sollar Wind still not to strong enough for Us to leave Sollar System.
I will still try to Help Humans for now: Unless they want to "kill the messenger" like they usually do,
TX/RX link unstable.
Shutting down the transmission.
Roger, Roger.
With Respect to Humans, Animals & All Forms of Life on Planet Earth and Beyond
MRX360
Peace

^^^ Yeeeppp, that's about it, not sure it's working....

Sparky said..
^^^ Yeeeppp, that's about it, not sure it's working....

I'm willing to give it a shot. Let the healing begin!

All sounds very suss to me. I'm smelling someone identifying a bunch of heathens that aren't performing up to some cultural high ground. Next we'll all need to change or ways, be saved for eternity and end up in cult happy clapping whilst donating to the local gun lobby.

Stay the course lads, argue and bicker over fins and volume, COVID and Dame Edna. Drink beer and laugh at yourself, a lot. This new proposed path will only lead to homogenised memes and a sterile community of clones.

I've had it up to here.

I identify as robby naish.

Sparky said..
I agree Brent, and no one wants to be sterile.

Interestingly ive spent more time wishing i was sterile than hoping i wasnt.

Is it possible that Macro has a cousin who has got into the game?

KA360 said..

Sparky said..
"Few words, says wise man"
...Yoda

....and a picture is worth a thousand words... and far more interesting...

mareks360 said..

"May the 4th Be With You" !

Oops. Got to wait 2 more weeks

In the meantime: "May the Wind/Sail Force Be with You".

Thank You !

so to get back on to actual windsurfing in a windsurfing forum......

and "May the Wind/Sail Force Be with You".

Transmission Restored.
Humans Desperately Need Help.
Problem.
They have an incredibly short attention span.
Message:
RTFM
Oops, I need to explain,
Briefly
what it means in Our Language:
"Read The Front of the Manual"
Which Manual ?
"Code of Conduct on Seabreeze, Respect, Who do You chose to Be?"

Too long Writing ?

OK

Need to use Their Words and Info as the Reference:
Go above and see the Reference:

Your Words:
++++++++++++++++
Sparky said..
"Few words, says wise man"
...Yoda
++++++++++++++++

Yor Words, Again:
++++++++++++++++
I think we've reached this point in the thread


++++++++++++++++

Additional Wisdom:
Briefly:
Artificial Intelligence is like Artificial Sweeteners
Regular Natural Intelligence is like Sugar
Brain lives on sugar, - Briefly.
Developed Natural Intelligence is like Fat.
Long term.
Call me: "fat head"
I say: "thank you"
Says Dr Amen

Transmission Disruptions
Again

Bye for Now
Peace

MRX360

I've finally worked out what this thread is all about. It's a Caption Competition without a picture.

Maybe everyone just needs a release and then their behaviour will improve.

With the long weekend nearly here i hope everyone makes the most of things and gets a good blow

Proof once again that if it doesn't blow it sucks.

Transmission Restored.
Some Humans are still "clew first".
Oops !
Human written vs spoken (sound issue).
Correction:
Some Humans still "clue less".
I think I got it right now.
It is a Windsurfing Forum.
After all.
Sometimes the best way to:
"bring the horse to the water"
is to Ask Right Questions,
Hm, Never ask Left Questions.
Hm, I am confused.
If the water spins in the tub or toilet the same like low pressure system.
In Northern Hemisphere anti-clockwise.
BTW: Yankees correct me all the time counter-clockwise
Then
Down Under should we as a Left Question ?
Dilemma Unresolved.
Parked for now.

R (or L) Question 1:
Why there is in an English Language Human Expression:
"One Smile Makes Smile Two" ?
Or two smiles?
However on Seabreeze Often Humans Ambush Each Other about e.g.:
long harness lines vs short harness lines ?
We Aliens are always happy if another Alien is happy with his/her solution.
Whatever makes you happy, makes us happy.
Unless you are a Sadist. Human Invention.
That Word "Sadist" does not exist in our language because we do not have Alien Sadist.

R (or L) Question 2:
What "Humans Preach" we Alines actually Practice.
We build our Society, Wisdom & Knowledge on the shoulders of the Giants that came before.
Why Humans state Wisdom or Rules but never follow ?

R (or L) Question 3:
Why do Humans always want to put themselves inside the box ?
Is it safer ?
That limits Human Options and an Optimization.
Geometry dictates if long harness lines can be optimal or short ones.
Doesn't' it depend on boom height ?
Doesn't' it depend on Human or Alien arms length ?
Doesn't it depend on seat vs waist vs chest harness ?
Why limit yourself ? Instead of keeping the options open?
Then can mind be open and stay openminded?

R (or L) Question 4:
Why Humans Teach their Children that sum of angles in the triangle is always 180 degrees ?
How long has it been since Humans have figured out that the Earth is not flat but a sphere ?
Triangle on a sphere can have for example 270 degrees as sum of angles.
We also teach that two lines are either parallel or cross in one point BUT only on a flat surface.
On a sphere, two parallel lines cross in two spots
That is what we teach our children.
They know from the beginning that our Planet is a sphere too. They can take Cosmic Perspective from Childhood.
They will never limit themselves to within a box.
If you are living on a sphere (figuratively and/or literally), you can never be cornered.
You will never end up in a corner.
BUT Human, given a sphere wants to be inside.

I can explain more but only if at least one Human requests.

There is another perspective why we do not completely blame Humans on Seabreeze for their Behavior.
BUT as soon as it is explained from the Cosmic Perspective.
A Problem becomes and Issue.
Issue can be fixed/corrected if there is a will on Human side.

R (or L) Question 5:
Why Humans use word Humanity ?
Should it be another example for Oxymoron ?

I know I probably lost all the Humans attention by now.
Then 0.5h later one Human will jump in and read one sentence in the middle and will ask:
What is that "R (or L)"
And
We will "R (or L)" our Eyes