Was on call today so had the need to sail with my phone and as the aquapac is needed for the GPS I stuck the phone into a lubricated condom and knotted the end. All good untill you get going and the lube is still on your hands and the boom won't stay in one place. So when desperation calls for a quick watertight fix don't forget to de-grease before you leave !!

On the up side my sail flips were super quick !

Got-off quickly first time around, after a good load of seawater via 'nasal delivery technology' - rode her long time after that

leave it in the condom, set it to vibrate, and leave it with your wife on the beach - enjoyable arvo for everyone

Richiefish said...

I wont ask where you put(stuck) the condom encapsulated phone while you sailed.

reminds me of that jackass scene.....toy car...doctor office....

Wet Willy said...

Let's hope your girlfriend doesn't count your condoms! Who would believe such a lame story?

Nah she sent me to the vets awhile back so what better way to use up the old supply.


Hey richie, the phones aren't so big these days anyway

MikeyS said...

I hope you'll never try to use an Aquapac as contraception.

they are reusable thou.....think of the planet !!!!

Richiefish said...

MikeyS said...

I hope you'll never try to use an Aquapac as contraception.

they are reusable thou.....think of the planet !!!!

I did some work at a sewerage plant once.They have special equipment made that automatically removes condomns from the usual waste.Dont know what they did with them then?
Maybe sent them to the sperm bank?sorry