Dumb equipment mistakes

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whippingboy
whippingboy
WA
1104 posts
WA, 1104 posts
31 Oct 2008 9:14am
Got to the river around 6pm,
Nice 15-20 knots, rig sail, prepare brand new board for first use.

Hit water, Yeehar !!
Bear away, fin starts humming ?, I crank a big bear away, fin starts really humming.

Mmmm, I thought I spent a good hour fiddling with this fin!

Very hard to initiate a gybe, a few tail walks !!, Oh dear I hope this new board ain't a lemon.

Wind drops, session over.

Put board on ground, have beer.
Friend says, gee that's a big fin you've got for a board that size !
I look, I have put a 42cm fin on my 86 litre board .......

That would explain the whistling, and I still got a 29 knot maximum.
The board pointed upwind really well though.

Done anything dumber
poor relative
poor relative
WA
9106 posts
WA, 9106 posts
31 Oct 2008 9:53am
I bought not one but two kites.
555
555
892 posts
555 555
892 posts
31 Oct 2008 10:09am
poor relative said...

I bought not one but two kites.


Hmm.. I have three..
Not even worth selling them anymore either.
pierrec45
pierrec45
NSW
2005 posts
NSW, 2005 posts
31 Oct 2008 12:20pm
poor relative said...

I bought not one but two kites.

Mate, what was you thinking off ??
grumplestiltskin
grumplestiltskin
WA
2331 posts
WA, 2331 posts
31 Oct 2008 10:20am
My "dumbness" usually involves rocking up to the beach with all my goodies, EXCEPT for one vital item .... usually the booms
landyacht
landyacht
WA
5921 posts
WA, 5921 posts
31 Oct 2008 11:43am
Arrived at salt lake with no front wheel,or no sheet rope, or rear axles, or mast slid off trailer on the way, or left the esky on the front verandah.
Even drove off and left one of the kids AT the lake. had to drive back 10kms that day
mr love
mr love
VIC
2424 posts
VIC, 2424 posts
31 Oct 2008 2:24pm
Walk my Formula board out to thigh deep water, jump on, sheet in and s..t ???the board goes out from under me . What the ?????Try again , same thing . What the, what the !?????? Turn board over . Ah , that 70 cm long expensive thing is still in my car.
Waiting4wind
Waiting4wind
NSW
1871 posts
NSW, 1871 posts
31 Oct 2008 2:29pm
More of a home handy man dumb equipment mistake. I like to keep my gear pristine, and having bought a new JP FSW Pro Ed I wanted to make sure I didn't smash the more delicate light construction in the surf.

I bought my self a JP nose protector, a unit that has two layers of different density eva foam with a hard plastic layer on top. I decided to use silicon as the bonding agent so it could be removed later on.

Well the whole process was a disaster. To fix the thing at closest point to the edge of the board as recommended the protector needs to bend quite a bit, but the top layer of plastic is quite stiff.

So the sides kept coming up. I've spent a few days now gluing one side, giving it plenty of time to cure and then gluing the other side. However putting enough pressure to flatten it on one side causes it to un stick on the other. Today at my last attempt, not only did it come up it's taken the board decal with it.

So much for keeping the board pristine, it would have looked better with smashed nose! It was probably partly my workmanship but I think the thing is way to stiff to allow correct positioning (on the curve) that fully protects the edge of the board. .

I don't know why they don't fit a factory nose proctector on for boards that are going to be used in rough conditions, ie. wave / freestyle.
ka43
ka43
NSW
3105 posts
NSW, 3105 posts
31 Oct 2008 2:39pm
Hadnt sailed for quite awhile. Middle of winter. Forecast looked unreal. Carefully packed car.
Drove all the way to sailing spot, rigged up. Went to go out. FORGOT WETTIE!!!!!!
sick_em_rex
sick_em_rex
NSW
1601 posts
NSW, 1601 posts
31 Oct 2008 2:41pm
ka43 said...

Hadnt sailed for quite awhile. Middle of winter. Forecast looked unreal. Carefully packed car.
Drove all the way to sailing spot, rigged up. Went to go out. FORGOT WETTIE!!!!!!



Geeeeez princess...HTFU!!!
Tornado Crew
Tornado Crew
NT
55 posts
NT, 55 posts
31 Oct 2008 1:14pm
Flew to Brisbane to do a regatta, Forgot vang and cunningham system for my laser, bit more than a 20 min drive home to go get it! Luckily it was a couple days before the regatta and a friend was flying down that day, a quick phone call, and she arrived the next day with my gear, nearly an $800 **** up!
dism
dism
NSW
660 posts
NSW, 660 posts
31 Oct 2008 4:02pm
A vang and cunningham set up for a laser costs $800?
Or they don't sell them in Bris?

Thats only a 2 ropes and a few pulleys in a nice array!

--
I often forget to bring the right mast or mastfoot (or at least did when had old gear that would need specific bits that didn't fit anything else)!

Buying 2nd hand masts that snap the first time you rig the sail right and it looks good
mineral1
mineral1
WA
4564 posts
WA, 4564 posts
31 Oct 2008 2:13pm
Waiting4wind said...

More of a home handy man dumb equipment mistake. I like to keep my gear pristine, and having bought a new JP FSW Pro Ed I wanted to make sure I didn't smash the more delicate light construction in the surf.

I bought my self a JP nose protector, a unit that has two layers of different density eva foam with a hard plastic layer on top. I decided to use silicon as the bonding agent so it could be removed later on.

Well the whole process was a disaster. To fix the thing at closest point to the edge of the board as recommended the protector needs to bend quite a bit, but the top layer of plastic is quite stiff.

So the sides kept coming up. I've spent a few days now gluing one side, giving it plenty of time to cure and then gluing the other side. However putting enough pressure to flatten it on one side causes it to un stick on the other. Today at my last attempt, not only did it come up it's taken the board decal with it.

So much for keeping the board pristine, it would have looked better with smashed nose! It was probably partly my workmanship but I think the thing is way to stiff to allow correct positioning (on the curve) that fully protects the edge of the board. .

I don't know why they don't fit a factory nose proctector on for boards that are going to be used in rough conditions, ie. wave / freestyle.


Got the same product, I put it on with silicon like you did, and every now and then one side (always same side) comes up off the bond.
Have a fibreglass nose cover for other board, that I fitted with double sided tape. It fixed it that well, I busted it (nose cover) in half getting it off Maybe this would be the go. That remnant of the tape stuff comes off with a glue release agent used in household products.
windsurfer44
windsurfer44
WA
243 posts
WA, 243 posts
31 Oct 2008 3:30pm
Forgot to put on my harness tehe
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
31 Oct 2008 7:16pm
windsurfer44 said...

Forgot to put on my harness tehe


I've done that more than once. Sailing with the fin scabbard on is the other one like that.

Last Saturday I drove all the way to Wello and found I had left my wet bag with harness and all my sailing strip at home. So I went back and got it. That's another 1.5 hours of my life wasted.

The dumbest thing I ever did was to arrive at Kirra with the wrong mast. I left my skinny at home so I went out with my 430 race mast. I Elmo'd the thing of course. I'm still spitting about that. I loved that mast.
swoosh
swoosh
QLD
1929 posts
QLD, 1929 posts
31 Oct 2008 7:26pm
i've rocked up without a sail once.

and another time without a harness.

and i pretty much always forget to close the garage when i leave :/


Wet Willy
Wet Willy
TAS
2317 posts
TAS, 2317 posts
31 Oct 2008 8:44pm
I moved back to Singapore
Squid Lips
Squid Lips
WA
708 posts
WA, 708 posts
31 Oct 2008 7:03pm
Twice this year I have rigged up, gone to attach sail to board and realised the deck plate for the mast base was bolted to a different board at home
russh
russh
SA
3027 posts
SA, 3027 posts
31 Oct 2008 9:03pm
Bought a Neil Pryde alloy boom!
wet dreams
wet dreams
NSW
29 posts
NSW, 29 posts
31 Oct 2008 10:13pm
Forgot to use tie downs for the board on roof
DavMen
DavMen
NSW
1510 posts
NSW, 1510 posts
31 Oct 2008 10:38pm
Sailed first run, with my Pouch/bag (whatever you call it) still on the Fin!
md74
md74
QLD
1064 posts
QLD, 1064 posts
31 Oct 2008 9:44pm
left boardies at home a few times, sailed in denim shorts with leather belt, nice look though, another time bought a new pair from surf fx on the way to sailing. not a biggy but enough to give me the sh1ts
windsurfer44
windsurfer44
WA
243 posts
WA, 243 posts
31 Oct 2008 9:09pm
wet dreams said...

Forgot to use tie downs for the board on roof


mee tooo hehe
Mobydisc
Mobydisc
NSW
9029 posts
NSW, 9029 posts
31 Oct 2008 11:22pm
Half the posters here need a van. Just like writing and paper, a van helps those who have a bad memory.
Sailhack
Sailhack
VIC
5000 posts
VIC, 5000 posts
31 Oct 2008 11:26pm
ka43 said...

Hadnt sailed for quite awhile. Middle of winter. Forecast looked unreal. Carefully packed car.
Drove all the way to sailing spot, rigged up. Went to go out. FORGOT WETTIE!!!!!!



Ha-ha....did that today! (not much good sailing in Vic without one)

A quick call to the missus, and all was good, she brought it out for me!

elmo
elmo
WA
8894 posts
WA, 8894 posts
31 Oct 2008 9:31pm
My biggest problems are

PEBBAB
Jord
Jord
WA
107 posts
WA, 107 posts
31 Oct 2008 9:38pm
this wasnt me, But i remember hearing a story, it may have been one of the guys on seabreeze, or it could be a good story,

he was going out on his new gear, and just couldnt get plaining, he was changing his out haul, down haul, mast track position, everything, But still couldn't get going, after a good 20 minutes he came into shore to adjust some more things when some one finally pointed out to him he had left his fin cover on

I recall a mention of a home made lino fin cover.

KeepSailing
Jordan
Toadwhispera
Toadwhispera
QLD
223 posts
QLD, 223 posts
31 Oct 2008 11:30pm
Mobydisc said...

Half the posters here need a van. Just like writing and paper, a van helps those who have a bad memory.



Yeah I have a Van Rushed out for a sail one day, Came in the side door and the back was left wide open Duh !
hardpole
hardpole
WA
609 posts
WA, 609 posts
1 Nov 2008 12:19pm
Back in the days of one piece masts - forgot mine - big thing to overlook. Also forgot to tie it onto roof once, amazing how long it took to fall of.

Have forgotten to do up harness a few times, OK until you hook in and it comes undone !

Last summer forgot the boom end (had pulled it apart to clean and left one end in the shed).

paddymac
paddymac
WA
943 posts
WA, 943 posts
1 Nov 2008 3:06pm
Went out in marginal conditions, couldn't work out why I kept falling in on gybes and feeling generally uncomfortable. Wind picked up, so I thought I'd give the small board a go. Went to the car and pulled it out, go to put the rig on and realise I've been sailing the small board all afternoon. Quickly put the big board back in the car and try and make sure no one has noticed.
Wet Willy
Wet Willy
TAS
2317 posts
TAS, 2317 posts
3 Nov 2008 1:37am
Rooted the clamp on a thousand dollar boom by overtightening, even though the guy I'd bought it from a few days earlier had specifically said "most importantly, don't overtighten it"...

...it would've been cheaper if it had just crushed the mast, but noooo...
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