Greenie,
How can I make you laugh when I am so deeply depressed


You don't know what it's like having EOD

What's EOD you ask

Erectile Overfunctioning Disorder, how can I make people laugh when I am burdened by this horrible affliction.

Have you ever been at the beach on a calm morning, lathering yourself in lotion, ensuring you cover the bits around your G-String, when Whalla! The seabreeze blows in, yes it's flip over, punch a hole in the sand, and wait for the first gusts to abate, so you can walk back to the carpark without being mobbed by all the single women on the beach.

You think this is funny do you

and I thought you were a mate, Yeh some MATE

By the way the wife has banned me from wearing the G-String to the beach when there's any hint of wind

Bugger

I have to humiliate my self so you can get a few cheapies, HOW CRUEL

BUT, because I know your'e in Karratha, and away from your young family, I make this sacrifice for thee

Hardie SoftBoy